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Summer is officially over…but I’m reminiscing the warm, lazy days. Here is a scene with young Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black, and Severus Snape intermingling…enjoying the sun on the Hogwarts lawn. This is a commission for @thessakenway who asked me to illustrate her OT3 in a beautiful way.

Some details to note: I was asked for all three to be interacting/touching in a very subtle way. I paid a lot of attention to their body placement in order to best convey that naturally. Narcissa is lying on Lucius’s chest, about to touch his face. Lucius is looking at Narcissa, one arm under and hand around her waist. Snape is not third-wheeling; Narcissa is fingering his tie, and Lucius has a pinky looped around Severus’s hand. All three are fully clothed, but the sexual tension is there if you pause to look…hidden in plain sight.

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you can’t save everyone.

(but intention sometimes outweighs outcome and, if only for that, the effort is still worth it in the end).

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This is fine

Absolutely fine

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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NO IM NOT CRYING AGAIN

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severus thought that the moon was exceptionally beautiful tonight. breathtaking even.

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Severus in his first year was probably someone who would apologize to you if accidentally poured soup in his lap.

Adult Severus is someone who definitely would pour soup on your lap "accidentally" if you apologized to him.

Character development.

inactive-nikkori

Snuna art request: Severus gathering Potions herbs while Luna climbs trees and falls out of them and freaks him out

AHAHAHA THANK YOU FOR THAT ONE

Requested by: @a-snarling-slytherin

Idk if this is what you had in mind but ey AHAHAHAHA It was quite a funny request XDD (sorry if the quality on your end sucks ass— the original picture was very much high quality... cuz of the screentones and all... 🥲✨)

25-year-old Lucius: *sporting his first black eye*

Abraxas: Did you get that in a fight? I am so proud of you my son. You have become a man.

Lucius: *thinking about how he put the salad in the bin when Sev told him to 'toss the salad'*

Lucius: Thank you father

#lucius malfoy #severus snape #harry potter #harry potter incorrect quotes #abraxas malfoy

rhv

seduce me with ur history knowledge

simaraknows

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

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During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

lapisbitch

raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

sirl33te

during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.

verysadskeleton

The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people

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King James (the one known for revising the Bible) liked to watch women give birth. That’s where the “tradition” of women laying on their backs to give birth comes from.

Previous to that it was common for women to have chairs with holes in them and straw underneath, so they could sit on this special chair and let gravity help with the birthing process.

kanthia

Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes

spockyykins

At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.

obaewankenope

When the Roman Emperor Caligula went to invade Britain he stood on the coast of Gaul with his army and suddenly declared war on Neptune, God of the Sea. He had his men collect sea shells from the shore as “spoils from the Ocean”.

Oh and he appointed his horse to the senate.

nat-20s

During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.

aphony-cree

People refused to send art and sculptures to be displayed at the Chicago World’s Fair because of Chicago’s history with fire. They had to fireproof the Fine Arts building to get people to agree to loan them their art. A year after the fair closed most of the grounds were destroyed by fire but the Fine Arts building survived. It’s now the Museum of Science and Industry.

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The carbon emissions thing from Ghenghis Khan is not the whole story. He also planted trees wherever he conquered land because he liked trees and thought they were important. He conquered enough to make an impact on the global climate.

givemeunicorns

Radu III, brother of Vlad III( Vlad the Impaler) nearly killed Mehmed II, the future Sultan of the Ottoman’s, after Mehmed invited him up to his chambers. Radu, seemingly unaware that the offer was sexual in nature, was startled when Mehmed embraced and then tried to kiss him. Radu stabbed the prince in the leg, then ran and hid in a tree. They later became lovers, and maintained a relationship for the rest of their lives

queerstorian

Just googled the last one because holy shit that’s magnificent and seemed to good to be true, but not only did it actually happen, but I also learned that radu was known as “radu the beautiful”

afewreelthoughts

fun date idea: stab him in the leg

ifyouarefree

Vlad: If you liked him, why did you stab him, for fuck sake?

Radu: I fucking panicked.

corwining

History was wild folks

k-banning-kellum

Jack Churchill, known as Mad Jack, was a British Officer during WW2. He loved hunting nazis, playing the bagpipes, and archery. He loved them so much that he did them all at the same time.

Churchill killed a nazi with a long bow in battle as well. Maybe his gun jammed, but more likely he did it because when you’re a badass you do badass shit.

He was captured multiple times and tossed in concentration camps. He escaped everytime. One of his escapes wasn’t so much an escape as just an exit. He just walked on out of there. Who the fuck going to stop him after all.

He snuck out off base one night in Italy with his claymore sword because I guess he couldn’t sleep and figured capturing 42 nazi officers with only his sword would be a good way to overcome insomnia. So he did that.

He so loved his sword that he is famous for saying no soldier is properly dressed for battle without one.

Oh - and he worked as a male model too.

bouncyirwin

This has been a rollercoaster

urlocallovelyqueer

James Simpson, the guy who created chloroform, used in the birth of Queen Victoria’s 7th or 8th (depending on where you’re getting your info) child, only found it because he was trying to find new ways for him and his highbrow freinds to get high. They all took a whiff of it and passed out. His wife found him the morning after sleeping peacefully under the table.

ginazmemeoir

A woman called Kutty Thathri brought about the destruction of the severe and repressive caste system of the Namboothiri Brahmins of Kerala by becoming a prostitute. She then named all the 65 people she had slept with (most of them Namboothiri Brahmins and influential people, including the King of Kochi), and brought “deep shame” upon them. She was then tortured by locking her in a chamber filled with rats and snakes. Plot twist - she escaped and married a European railway contractor and settled in neighbouring Tamil Nadu and converted to Catholicism. Her bold choice left behind a burning movement in Kerala which eventually destroyed the caste system and also raised women’s social standing.

skillzmcgee

In WWII when the germans were invading russia, they surrounded a russian tank factory. The germans couldnt invade this factory though, because they used all the half-built tanks as indoor and outdoor turrets. Not to mention they regularly made tanks, sent them out, waited for them to get damaged, dragged them back, fixed them, and repeated until the germans were forced out. This factory never once shut down.

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The bit with Radu is LITERALLY the definition of gay panic

weareallhumanbeans

Syphilis appeared in Europe only after Christopher Columbus came back from the Americas. The catch is, at that time, syphilis did not exist in Amarican people either. The only animals known to have syphilis were llamas.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Wrote a little Snily fic. Check it out if you're in mood of a crackfic today!

#severus snape #lily evans #marauders #snily #pro snily #pro snape #snily friendship #fanfic #fluff and humor #first fic

uelden

Alright since everyone's trying, here's a version of young Snape I made with Artbreeder by uploading Adrien Brody + John Nettleship and then testing things out with those genes sliders etc.

I spent most of the time trying not to accidentally set off one of the sliders on my phone because as you may know the AI strives to create monsters. I don't even know if this end result is actually good, I'm just glad I don't have to tamper with those settings anymore.

ershebet

HE STEALED A TOAD!

NOW IT'S HIS TOAD

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Speaking of James Potter why did they make him look like that

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Cause they’re building up to this this Ultimate dude who plays sports is popular loves pranks basically your Chad ™ but you look at the movies and he’s like

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Listen all I’m saying is dude on the left is getting bullied by the dude on the right and I have questions

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Snape: You look just like your father

Harry: You take that back right now I-

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Oh how could I forget Lucius Malfoy

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Young Lucius Malfoy kinda looks like

cokeworthprince

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Fanon:

Canon:

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Cedric didn’t die for this slander

astrumsilex-draco

I’m literlly dying this post is killing me help

prosnilyfan394

Really, what did Lily see in him?? 😂

wellpresseddaisy

Does anyone else find it odd that in Snape's Worst Memory, Lily says nothing to Severus until she calls him Snivellus? Her whole attention is on James Potter until Severus also speaks to James (I don't need help from a filthy mudblood like her). They say nothing to each other and Lily shows no concern for Severus' condition. That's what I find to strange about the scene. It's like Severus is incidental to her need to yell at James Potter.

If one of my friends, one of my best friends, was being tortured, my first act would be to get the attackers off him and then ask if he's okay. Not stand there tossing my hair and ignoring my hurt and humiliated friend until he lashes out in rage and mortification.

Edited to add: Lily is also really quick off the mark to call him Snivellus. It just rolls off her tongue with no hesitation. What has she been saying about him behind his back?