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#how many times has obi-wan had to get a new robe #âwhere did your old robe go obi-wanâ #âlet me guessâ #âyou took it off for dramatic effect and lost it againâ (via @megatons)
HE WENT THROUGH SIX ROBES SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE CLONE WARS.
SIX.
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The other day I was reading a book and this thought kinda hit me: I used to think book characters set a high bar to men and that I was doomed to disappoint, but then I realized that was not true. Book characters are usually just regular cool guys, but we set such a low bar to men in RL that anything out of that low standard seems too much.
I am ready.
âWhen I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding up a picture of a bone with 28 incisions carved in it. âThis is often considered to be manâs first attempt at a calendarâ she explained. She paused as we dutifully wrote this down. âMy question to you is this â what man needs to mark 28 days? I would suggest to you that this is womanâs first attempt at a calendar.â It was a moment that changed my life. In that second I stopped to question almost everything I had been taught about the past. How often had I overlooked womenâs contributions?â â Sandi Toksvig
âAnd that ruined the world, actually.â She ainât wrong.
this is the most adorable thing ever
âAlison doesnât swear.â
seduce me with ur history knowledgeÂ
vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft
During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemiesâ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vladâs eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vladâs soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the âDracula can change into a batâ thing came from.
raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death
during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.
The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people
King James (the one known for revising the Bible) liked to watch women give birth. Thatâs where the âtraditionâ of women laying on their backs to give birth comes from.
Previous to that it was common for women to have chairs with holes in them and straw underneath, so they could sit on this special chair and let gravity help with the birthing process.
Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes
At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.
When the Roman Emperor Caligula went to invade Britain he stood on the coast of Gaul with his army and suddenly declared war on Neptune, God of the Sea. He had his men collect sea shells from the shore as âspoils from the Oceanâ.
Oh and he appointed his horse to the senate.
During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.
People refused to send art and sculptures to be displayed at the Chicago Worldâs Fair because of Chicagoâs history with fire. They had to fireproof the Fine Arts building to get people to agree to loan them their art. A year after the fair closed most of the grounds were destroyed by fire but the Fine Arts building survived. Itâs now the Museum of Science and Industry.
The carbon emissions thing from Ghenghis Khan is not the whole story. He also planted trees wherever he conquered land because he liked trees and thought they were important. He conquered enough to make an impact on the global climate.
Radu III, brother of Vlad III( Vlad the Impaler) Â nearly killed Mehmed II, the future Sultan of the Ottomanâs, after Mehmed invited him up to his chambers. Radu, seemingly unaware that the offer was sexual in nature, was startled when Mehmed embraced and then tried to kiss him. Radu stabbed the prince in the leg, then ran and hid in a tree. They later became lovers, and maintained a relationship for the rest of their lives
Just googled the last one because holy shit thatâs magnificent and seemed to good to be true, but not only did it actually happen, but I also learned that radu was known as âradu the beautifulâ
fun date idea: stab him in the leg
Vlad: If you liked him, why did you stab him, for fuck sake?
Radu: I fucking panicked.
Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
Nothing happened.Â
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.Â
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A Good Dad
Thatâs not the ending I was expecting. So happy I got surprised!
âȘthis next episode of catfish looks wild lmao âŹ
#son youâre embarrassing yourself
# CarolThor
THIS IS A SHOW FOR CHILDREN!!!
i dO NoT WaNt aNoThEr sInGlE PoP CuLtUrE ReFeReNcE OuT Of yOu
Thor and Steve regularly go out and commit petty crime in front of police officers just for the laughs because like what the hell are they gonna do??? Arrest a norse god??? Put a living legend in handcuffs??? I donât think so lol Thor take off your pants in front of that cop and see what he does. FUCK da police.
Steve Rogers is a good boy and I will swing on those who say he would commit ANY crime no matter how small
He literally committed a felony in the first 10 minutes of CATFA.
One of the reasons I love Steve Rogers is because heâs always a slut for treason.
Steve Rogers would never commit petty crimes because he only commits capital crimes
Steve Rogers would totally commit petty crimes if he thought the law was unjust. Watch Steve Rogers remove anti-homeless bars. Watch a Steve Rogers give out food for free that was supposed to be thrown away. Watch Steve Rogers be in a park open âfrom dawn to duskâ after dark because âitâs a stupid fucking rule, Buck.â
Steve Roger hasnât been putting the âriotâ in âpatriotâ for yâall to call him a lawful good
Steve Rogers would commit petty crimes because he knows legality doesnât usually means morality or ethically right. Slavery was legal, nazism was legal. Amright?!
