Herby

smoke smoke smoke the crack

[dorothylarouge]

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

[lagtrainzzz]

もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ！と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました！！

[dorothylarouge]

Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Masu Salmon

Oncorhynchus masou

[dorothylarouge]

Look pal this is between me and Yoshito-dono, leave your fish out of it

[dailyquests]

Assassinate Him.

[dailyquests]

Developer Comment: We aren't joking!

[dailyquests]

Developer Comment: Our legal team has advised us to clarify that this is still not a joke!

[heathcliffbot]

06/21/2024

[yiffmaster]

THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA

[girls--complex]

Teh cursed sword comic

[s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s]

Whoever writes People magazine captions deserves a Pulitzer. Solid prose. I spot four hyphenated words and three adverbs (loathsome things in grammar) and somehow I just believe in this sentence entirely. Mostly because I have a sense that the person writing this really believes it too. And that’s what’s getting me out of bed every day—that someone else believes in what they do as much as I do. I have a job, you have a job, we all have a job. Do your job well. That’s why we get out of bed. We gotta pay the bills. If you’re not feeling up to it, my advice: take two Aleve® and keep it moving (in your low-key bomber). Fake it ‘til you make it.

[gayweedanimal]

This has infected me it's been stuck in my head for days

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[boycritter]

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Fish in the great lake being like

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Wait shit wrong fucking post

[hahajb]

[technofeudalism]

every video i see of Stephen A Smith on the internet belongs in a completely alternate dimension

[eghostsofdeadchildren]

Even more souls reactions!!

[eghostsofdeadchildren]

Another round of souls reaction images;)

[lunnefisk]

two elden ring messages in succession in front of a giant pillar

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Visit Original Link

[maykitz]

orc mating season has begun

[maykitz]

the half-elven halfling's village:

[despazito]

[bartex-x]

this is a shadow of Sky Tower, the tallest building in the city of Wrocław (Poland), regarded as the city's penis.

it does indeed look like one. it is also so tall and in such a flat area that you can easily see it from kilometers away. and at all times the penis shadow is cast upon the oblivious sheeple.

[steakplissken]

[tim-ee-sis]

[freshfreshsalad]

Visit Original Link

[freshfreshsalad]

This is a screenshot from Touhou Gensou Mahjong (No Infomaniac in it, unfortunately), and the Yukari you see is part of a player plate on the table that shows their name and character.

However! In Touhou Unreal Mahjong, one of the previous games, the 1 Sou tile has Mystia on it!!

[bringcal]

fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

[pc-nk]

LMAO

[wylde-space]

People who think rap is ONLY about sex/wealth/violence have never stopped to consider that rap branches out into a hundred different subgenres. I basically solely listen to metal and "emo" music covers and anime/video game songs and let me tell you I absolutely still have rap in my playlists.

Give this a listen and tell me that rap isn't beautiful and inspiring. Your problem isn't with rap as a medium it's with a certain tone and you can very easily find an artist you actually vibe with. Don't read into the bad propaganda doled out by people who don't know better. It's like saying metal is ONLY about being angry and rock is ONLY about drugs and country is ONLY about loving America. It's only true if you go out of your way to be a music snob.

[ranidspace]

i think if you can only handle rap music made by white people about anime and video games this post is still making fun of you

[p0rk-guts]

HOW DOES THIS POST KEEP GETTING WORSE

[psychotic-gerard]

im not anti-black when i say i dont like rap its just i dont like how its misogynistic or about sex or about violence (it is reasonable to assume every single rap song ever written tackles those 3 topics exclusively) so i prefer listening to genres like rock and metal (genres notably free of misogyny, sex, and violence)