mother, daughter // a sandra lynn and figueroth faeth poem
hereās the contrapuntal poem I wrote as a part of @d20exchange 2025 for @complicatedwomenpodcast!!āļø
+ bonus short sandra lynn playlist here because I was feeling inspired
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sade Olutola
I'd rather be in outer space šø
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mother, daughter // a sandra lynn and figueroth faeth poem
hereās the contrapuntal poem I wrote as a part of @d20exchange 2025 for @complicatedwomenpodcast!!āļø
+ bonus short sandra lynn playlist here because I was feeling inspired
Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.
Hi, um. How is being the necromancer's apprentice going for you OP?
You want I should raise dead, I raise dead, no problem. You want banish dead, no problem, have plenty more nitro. I do this, ten minutes.
CHUNKY STEW IS NOT BANISHMENT.
Chunky stew, very bad necromancer. We banish, no problem, no chunks. I give you number of cousin Yvgeny. Will power wash house, very good prices. No other necromancer does this for you.
Is....is...is Yvgeny....alive?
Eh. Is alive enough.
hallelujah it's raining men
āCats donāt actually love youā
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Donāt you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that itās helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.
actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen
In case anyone is having a bad night
(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)
Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the oceanĀ
Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe
Here is a website where you can press aĀ āmake everything okayā button, over and over, until things really are okay
Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden
Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)
Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)
Here and here are websites where you can play with sand
Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods
Here is a website where you can paint someoneās nails
Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis
Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbedĀ āthe nicest place on the internetā because it really is, yāall, it made me cry)
Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites
Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)
Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3
Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm
Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests
Here is a website of calm rain noise
Take a breath. Itās going to be okay, I promise.
Diane, clear my schedule. Iām attempting a recipe that says āprep time: 15 minutes.ā
once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves Iām gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted
writing isnāt hard itās just emotionally devastating and time-consuming and requires full body possession by an idea
Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue
"hurts because i need to move more" and "hurts because i need to not move it at all" should really be different sensations. i should be able to troubleshoot my own body without just picking one and seeing if that makes it worse.
"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that
Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable
so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever
and then i checked their names
theyāre all NAmED aftER fOOD
EXCEPT kEVIN
WHY
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
i was curious (and kinda hoped that kevin was like, the manager of the whole foods) so i googled it and:Ā
RUTABAGA. THE POLL ONE IS RUTABAGA NOT KEVIN.
the most infuriating thing about personal growth is that even if someone else did have the answer you needed and conveyed it to you in a precise and effective matter, it won't make sense until you're ready for it. you could hear it every day of your life and it wouldn't matter a fucking bit until it finally clicks. there's very little you can do to influence when that happens, either
hate when theyre like. *unfounds your family*
Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I donāt mean rumors or gossip. A story like ā one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate itā what if Iām that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!
one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking pastā¦two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and saidĀ āoh my god, tree girl?ā and iāve never been the same since
there she goes again, daydreaming about her future house and how sheāll decorate it knowing she canāt afford a house in this economy ever. and by she i mean me.
I desperately wish people would start actually reading the AO3's TOS before confidently making 'user guides' to the AO3 that are just blatantly, flatly wrong.
Yes the AO3 has banned content. They do not allow anything that's illegal under US law - though US law, importantly, does not ban fictional depictions of things - and they do not allow any commercial content. That includes your ko-fi link, or mentions that you do fic commissions. If you do post fic commissions to AO3 and want to mention the commissioner, the fic is a 'request' from the commissioner. This protects the AO3 and you from copyright law.
No the AO3 is not 'a creative fanfiction archive'. It is a fandom archive. Your meta, insights, and theories are absolutely welcome and encouraged there. AO3 also encourages you to post other types of fanworks, like fan videos, podfics, and art, but unfortunately isn't able to natively host those like it does text, so fic has kind of become what it's known for. That absolutely does not mean that other types of fanwork aren't allowed, or are discouraged by the site culture! Anybody who tells you otherwise is just plain wrong!
And another thing:
ITāS AN ARCHIVE - A STORAGE SPACE
THERE IS NO ALGORITHM
ITāS A LIBRARY, NOT A SOCIAL MEDIA SITE
So⦠(sigh) TAG YOUR FICS APPROPRIATELY AND PEOPLE WILL FIND YOUR STUFF.
Thatās it.