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One Nice Bug Per Day
JBB: An Artblog!
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Origami Around
Cosmic Funnies
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todays bird
Kiana Khansmith
if i look back, i am lost
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@welpen
How long into 3 week surgery recovery time can you go until voluntarily chilling in bed stops being productive rest and starts being bedrotting again?
i thought "3 weeks of bedrest" was synonymous with "3 weeks of mandatory bedrotting"
It is, but voluntarily chilling in bed is not the same as either of the two.
friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”
First and Last Hugs
Tumblr should take away the ability to like posts for a few weeks so peeps understand this website cannot survive with just liking. I see so many gorgeous gifs and edits and they get like....13 reblogs and 700 likes. That's not right, fam
the comments on this banana bread recipe go crazy
for everyone in the notes asking for the recipe, i found it, it's this one:
Put those ripe bananas to use in the best banana bread recipe ever. Moist and delicious, it's easy to make—one bowl, no need for a mixer!
MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU
Been playing a lot of "psychological horror" games lately, and man
nonschizophrenics will simply never understand that "what if it was all in the person's head?" will never be scarier than a monster that actually fucking exists.
oooh what if you're crazy :o what if you hallucinate a goobly gobbler? well mate you fucking deal with it. rent's due monday. but an actual real goobly gobbler coming for my gnuts? that's different.
People were drawing goblins to use as emojis in live streams. Each goblin HAD to be hand drawn or commissioned or people would "goblin mob" the user and they would be shamed out of the stream. All of them were very scrungly looking and I loved them.
can we remove "biblically accurate" from the general lexicon
wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"
wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting
wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.
wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.
wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.
wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.
wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on
EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT
everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)
EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT
everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)
Something that people still do not understand about the pandemic is how much the data was just erased or skewed so that we would all go back to work. An entire generation is facing mass disability because of a *preventable* illness that is still circulating untraced and undocumented.
Disabled people tried to warn us.
Epidemiologists tried to warn us.
Historians tried to warn us.
But when the money stopped flowing, it didn’t matter anymore. The lives and the quality of life of the masses was considered the cost of business.
I don’t even know how to grieve when no one will even acknowledge it.
I’m gonna go out to run and let myself get, Absolutely soaking wet!
[ID: a Twitter thread. Lord Miles Official posted pictures of a blue and gold Bible in Pashto, captioned “New Testament Bible in Pashto, the language of the Taliban.” Nome invalido replied, “tweet em inglês, a língua do Jeffrey Epstein.” (That’s Portugese for Tweet in English, the language of Jeffrey Epstein.) End ID]
i just feel like we dont have time for this right now
