We Sailed Away on a Winter's Day

She/her. I'm a Simp for Pedro Pascal. I mostly post: Twin Peaks. Portlandia. Bob's Burgers. Parks and Rec. Wes Anderson films.

[guerrillatech]

[teaboot]

I don’t mean to be old but computer used to just have games. U didnt have to pay for em either but if u wanted u could get a little CD that put the game onto the computer and you could play it forever and ever even if the company that made it went to hell and shit. You didn’t even need the internet or wifi or anything. And it was pretty neat

[teaboot]

It would be a finished game, too. If you played long enough and did really good you could go to all the places and get all the stuff. You never had to pay more money later it was just there. onn compter

[swallowedgirl]

Anna Haifisch

[deirdreskye]

Babe are you okay I saw you reblogging "here's the life I've always longed for"

[agalarianzigzagoon]

for anyone curious there is a follow up image:

[aroacedavestrider]

hi guys. woke up to this on my phone today. zero fucking recollection of writing this down

[saturnmortis]

1 REBLOG = 1 RAT becomes TRANSGENDER

[ncutii-gatwa]

#i understand him deeply The Importance of Being Earnest (2025) dir. Max Webster

[loveruns]

Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at ¼ speed”

[thebiscuiteternal]

Power pole transformers and fluorescent lights will make me sick as hell, but I have to ask “huh?” at least four times a conversation.

[elidyce]

Me: There is a tap trickling slightly at the other end of this house go turn it off.

Also me: Sorry, person standing two feet away from me and speaking at normal volume, what did you just say?

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[becuzitisbitter]

You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

[ladyananas]

2 sentence horror story

[everythingfox]

Peacock taking off in slowmo

(via)

[sew-birb]

@kedreeva

[kedreeva]

I’d like you to take note of the fact that this bird is ‘taking off’ with practically zero horizontal motion. Their legs are incredibly powerful, because they are game birds and game birds do not really “take off.” Game birds flush. They are capable of springing straight up into the air a very good distance to avoid predation. While peafowl may not have much in the way of predators (as adults, mainly tigers in their home ranges, and mostly snakes as babies), the predators they do have are very fast and tigers, at least, know how to jump quite high, meaning that despite their size (10-12lbs as adults, which is a LOT of bird), peafowl have retained their ability to flush nearly vertical to get into flight.

[eisenvulcanstein]

If peacocks were red I would say they’re the source of phoenix stories, because that tail in flight looks like green flame. He looks like a comet with wings.

[kedreeva]

@eisenvulcanstein someone sent me this photo a while back, and I need you to know that when peacocks first grow in their train every fall, the structure iridescence is high-red and can result in… Well.

This boy has got a lot of orange because he’s wet but often fall-fresh peafowl iridesce red. As their feather structure changes from wear and tear, they quickly become green trained again. But I can definitely see some kind of mythology springing up around these lads and their fancy butts.

[shmreduplication]

Pushing Daisies really put the romance in necromancer

[anotherlikeyou]

Ah shit, here we go again

[katswenski]

[thebisexualbooknerd]

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

[dailyflicks]

Nosferatu (2024) dir. Robert Eggers

[nitewrighter]

Literally every single Neuroscience guy I listen to on audiobooks and podcasts: Multitasking is a lie. You are not more efficient. You're just rapidly switching between tasks and doing all of them slower but your brain is tricking itself into thinking it's more efficient because you get a little dopamine reward when you activate the 'change task' neurons. And you're burning up way more glucose in the process, leaving you more tired with less done. STOP MULTITASKING. JUST DO ONE THING. PLEASE IT'S ONLY WORSENING YOUR ATTENTION SPAN. WE'RE BEGGING YOU, PLEA--

My ADHD: Don't listen to them, babydoll. You are sooooooo efficient and attractive. Whoop. You got an email. Whoop you got a text. Whoop you got a blog ask. WOW look at all the tabs open on this window. Do you even remember what they're all for? Better look through them and close the ones you're not using because you're soooo sexy and efficient. Whoop, email again.

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

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