the conquered gods continue to give blessings

[which-god-would-bless-this]

Reciprocation. Legion. Division. Blasphemy. Perfection. Silhouette. Bliss. Possibility. Contradiction. Failure. These are the conquered gods, devoured by Nothing.

...Though they continue to give blessings to those who exemplify their values in the form of powers, bizarre abilities that grant the user incredible well... power.

These gods were not created or written by me, they were created by Thundamoo for the web serial "Are You Even Human."

I will tag any post with which of the conquered gods blessed it and state why. Any time a post is blessed by Nothing, I am not giving a blessing at all, but rather rambling on about whatever else.

[mushroomstarfairy]

everybody's living their lives at the same time, it's so weird to think about it

[which-god-would-bless-this]

This is blessed by Possibility.

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[which-god-would-bless-this]

This diagram is blessed by Silhouette.

The poster who made it is blessed by Contradiction.

[aukionpaw]

My wolfish smile

[which-god-would-bless-this]

This wolf is blessed by Bliss.

[miamaimania]

⦿ Not the kind of face you’d ask for directions

[nikorevy]

@entities-of-posts

?

[entities-of-posts]

The Stranger

[serious-tabaxi]

@which-god-would-bless-this

THIS is a silhouette post

[which-god-would-bless-this]

This untrustworthy building is blessed by Silhouette.

[memecucker]

[ottisbuns]

[which-god-would-bless-this]

these absolute truths are blessed by Possibility.

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

[which-god-would-bless-this]

This loss in the shadow of the soul is blessed by Silhouette.

[hillergoodspeed]

october 19th 2027 will contain an entire month within itself called "freakvember"

[serious-tabaxi]

the 16th of freakvember, btw, will contain another month in IT, which is called Gay(gamer may). scientists are trying to find an imaging system with high enough precision to determine if Gay also contains another month in any of its days.

[serious-tabaxi]

@which-god-would-bless-this

last one today i swear

[which-god-would-bless-this]

This mere shadow of the true extent of the calender is blessed by Silhouette.

[serious-tabaxi]

i kind of disagree with silhouette being here.

silhouette is about the difference between an object and its idea

contradiction is a falsehood that burns brighter than the truth.

like, it would be a Silhouette if it was a reasonable deception that could make sense

but since it holds definitively against the reasonable truth, it's a Contradiction.

[which-god-would-bless-this]

My though was that Silhouette was also inaccessible truth. Something like the infinite detail of a fractal you will mever fully see.

[hillergoodspeed]

october 19th 2027 will contain an entire month within itself called "freakvember"

[serious-tabaxi]

the 16th of freakvember, btw, will contain another month in IT, which is called Gay(gamer may). scientists are trying to find an imaging system with high enough precision to determine if Gay also contains another month in any of its days.

[serious-tabaxi]

@which-god-would-bless-this

last one today i swear

[which-god-would-bless-this]

This mere shadow of the true extent of the calender is blessed by Silhouette.

[serious-tabaxi]

i kind of disagree with silhouette being here.

silhouette is about the difference between an object and its idea

contradiction is a falsehood that burns brighter than the truth.

like, it would be a Silhouette if it was a reasonable deception that could make sense

but since it holds definitively against the reasonable truth, it's a Contradiction.

[which-god-would-bless-this]

I figured part of Silhouette was knowledge we don't have access to. Something like the inaccuracy inherent to your instruments.

[floq]

i respect those people who have sideblogs for all their different interests, if you follow me, you’ll just have to accept you’ll be submitted to whatever nonsense i’m into at the moment

[which-god-would-bless-this]

A million subtly different sideblogs are blessed by division.

[illmadekn1ght]

ouhhh so "banana" bread is normal but when i 🚬 put a lump of live writhing bugs and beetles that will never rest and never die but simply exist in this forever Some weird in between of earth and sky and life and death and intelligence and stupidity . yeah when i take my always on hand mound of bugs in a bowl with flour and water and baking soda and salt and sugar. you guys call it weird and fucked up

[thistelltaleheart]

@entities-of-posts corruption?

[entities-of-posts]

Seconded

[which-god-would-bless-this]

This perversion of the concept of bread is blessed by Blasphemy.

[boccher]

‭

fix the past

build the future

Voting ended onApr 17

[which-god-would-bless-this]

The apathy of the lack of answer to this question is blessed by Failure.

[theconcealedweapon]

This was posted on Facebook, and a dipshit in the comments said that the monkey could have worked very hard to gather the trillion bananas.

People like this don't understand how big a trillion is. If someone picked a banana every second with zero breaks, it would take over 30,000 years for them to gather a trillion bananas.

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[now-play-slay-the-spire-2]

Can we use a rock for your suggestion?

[isuggestrevolution]

absolutely

[which-god-would-bless-this]

The destruction of status quo is blessed by Blasphemy. As is the refusal to aide others for its countering of Legion.

[intersexelphie]

I want to boost everything this person has said and add on.

The reason I call myself a tomboy now, despite it being seen as a childish word and having had someone swear at me over it because ‘tHeRe’S nO suCh thInG as BoY thInGs anD giRL thIngS sHut uP’ is because I couldn’t call myself that or be like that when I was a kid. It was seen as a negative thing and I was already bullied enough. “Looking like a boy” was the worst thing that could happen to a girl.

And I’m not even 26 yet. We aren’t talking 30+ years ago, we are talking 2000s and even 2010s. It’s only since trans people have become more accepted in the past few years that gender nonconformity has too.

And the people who helped me accept my gender nonconformity more than anyone else? Were trans people. They taught me, “there’s nothing wrong with how you feel. You’re still a valid woman no matter what you wear, how you have your hair or what you’re into ❤️”

And don’t even get me started on how people treat gender nonconforming men. JK Rowling has a lot of nerve to be like “uwu boys can wear dresses and only us gendercrits accept that!” when she has, even in recent works, made femininity in men a negative trait, as well as making masculinity in women a negative trait also.

A lot of people still don’t accept gnc people even now. Just last year I had someone tell me they’d never let their daughter “dress like a boy”, and I’m always terrified to walk into a bathroom in case the next JK Rowling is in there, sees my gender expression and pepper sprays me or worse.

“There’s no such thing as boy things and girl things.” I don’t need to be told that and I’m sure 99% of trans people also don’t need to be told that. Tell that to the society that hates us both instead of actively encouraging that hate.

[androgynealienfemme]

Gonna point out the og tweet thread is now full of terfs saying that life was better for gay people in the fucking 80s, that it was super easy for them to be a tomboy in the 70s and 80s and therefore it must have been that way for everyone, and that it was totally acceptable to be a gnc gay person in the 80s! 🤪

They’re rewriting history as we speak to try to argue trans acceptance is making it harder to be gay and gnc for youth than it was to be gay in the 80s. This is a blatant lie.

[trans-mask-left]

The fucking 80s??? As in, “aids crisis” 80s?? As in, “the government actively avoided funding research to help gay people” 80s????

Man I knew terfism was brain rot but I didn’t think it was this bad.

[socialistexan]

Actually I'm not going to just keep this in the tags

[shabbytigers]

as someone who was there that is finest grade bullshit

[which-god-would-bless-this]

This horrid perversion of the gay rights cause is blessed by Blasphemy.

[thememedaddy]

[which-god-would-bless-this]

Financially aiding others through dissemination of knowledge is blessed by Legion.

Destroying that which is unfairly placed in your home in exchange for that which you find precious is blessed by Reciprocation.

[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[wolfprud3-deactivated20170620]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[bitterblackboricua]

[which-god-would-bless-this]

Denial of killjoys is blessed by Contradiction.

Embracing joy despite the disapproval of others is blessed by Bliss.

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

[adulthoodisokay]

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

[catgirlforeskin]

It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons

[which-god-would-bless-this]

Immitation is blessed by Silhouette.