Whimsy-Offical

The offical blog of the shard of whimsy Part of the cosmere

[a-field-of-thistles]

mmmmm What shard would I be?

[cosmereplay]

congrats on killing god! time to find out what schtick you're stuck with forever. also i'm not writing descriptions for fifteen different re

[a-field-of-thistles]

New tag game guyssss

@erratic-dragon-fruit @moons-third-braincell @inferno-the-skywing @like-that-one-weird-dog-thing @lightweaver-naeuri @that-androgynous-lightweaver @patternmyson @burrbeast @mightymo63 @shreekofjoy + anyone else who would like to participate

[shreekofjoy]

Kiwi I'm so sorry

[tyresw]

Well one of us is going to have to change

[reticentsentinel]

@that-androgynous-lightweaver your move

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

all of you are evil

[burrbeast]

There, there

[whimsy-offical]

Ts too easy

[ryan-reynolds-offical]

Ryan Reynolds.

[homosexuality-offical]

homosexuality.

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

Ur least fav gal.

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

The one and only Piper.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

definitely not ao3

[dr-pepper-offical]

Dr. Pepper

[skyan-official]

skyan

[evilpineapple-offical]

Evil Pineapple

[shah4139-offical]

shah4139

[ati-official]

Ati

[dad-jokes-official]

dad jokes.

[whimsy-offical]

whimsy.

[the-blue-fairie]

Original comic by Rasenth

[ebenana]

Leelah Alcorn was a trans girl, a teenager, who sadly committed suicide nearly 10 years ago. I'm happy that her comic touches the hearts of so many people, years after her death.

I saved screenshots of her blog and last message to the world. Her parents had a lot of control over how she was perceived after her death, but it was also to prevent deletion by Tumblr itself. Even back then, Tumblr has been shadow banning trans women on this platform.

My heart goes out to all trans women who are struggling with society's expectations of who they are supposed to be and who they are allowed to be. May you find peace, growth, and respite from whatever you're going through. You deserve happiness, most of all. Thank you for living, thank you for being here with us.

[pinkplasma6083]

Me, blushing: I’ve just never seen someone with such interesting piercings… it’s very attractive…

Marsh: what?

[no-one-offical]

eventually we'll be able to form a full coherent sentence using only offical urls

[everything-offical]

i'm excited for that time

[letmebegaytodd]

Couldn't stop thinking about this little man

So i got on ebay and found him

Effervescent

[letmebegaytodd]

[letmebegaytodd]

i see we're all on the same wavelength today

[randomalienencounter]

ᓭ!¡ꖎᒷリ↸╎↸ ᓭリ𝙹∷ʖ

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

@whimsy-offical

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

@whimsy-offical

[whimsy-offical]

This is indeed whimsical

[wiisagi-maiingan]

hi trans indigenous people I love you

[wiisagi-maiingan]

hi indigenous people who don't identify with the label trans because you exist outside of the Western gender binary I love you

[inolienkiki]

if you guys keep putting out new singularities we're going to reach singularity singularity. the singularity perpendicularity. which is probably whimsy's or something idk

[whimsy-offical]

Hi.

[most-fuckable-shard]

Welcome to the most fuckable shard tournament!

this blog is pretty much what it says on the title: a tournament for which shard of the cosmere is most fuckable. Shards have been loosely seeded based on how much we know about them. For the purposes of this blog, I'm including the 16 original shards only.

This blog is run by @rhythm-of-lesbianism. I will try to respond to any questions if you have them. Feel free to leave propaganda in the reblogs of posts!

I'll put out the first set of polls today, 12/8, and have them run for a week, and so on.

Image descriptions of blog header and profile picture:

My header is a nebulous image of outer space, with stars and colorful bright clouds.

My profile picture is a depiction of the shattering, it shows a circle of 16 humanoid figures around a bright center with lines dividing them from each other.

[dad-jokes-official]

"16 original shards" see I know you're saying this to weed out sazed and the like but I'm just saying it also includes The Shardverse (we're definitely very well known on the faesite trust)

[no-fucks-official]

i don’t think i qualify

[most-fuckable-shard]

[whimsy-offical]

Subjectively the funniest image to reply with

[fantasy-offical]

QUESTS!!

Do you like daring? Adventure? Fantasy mayhaps? Then do I have the thing for you.

I'm giving out quests! If you would like to receive one, then just ask! Quests will be presented in groups of three; Novice, Adept, and Experienced. Any guidelines of preferences will be heeded :D.

In return for completing quests, you can gain quest points! (Essentially brownie points) These can come in any shape or form, ranging from currency, to items, to even things like essences (Ex: The essence of joy, the essence of sleep (I know some of y'all need that one))! Fantasy points will also depend on the level of quest you decide on.

If we have enough people doing this, then I will start to keep a tally of who has the most quest points. Whoever has the most by a certain date wins the sum of a dragon's hoard (idk man bragging rights??)

Now go forth adventurers. Good luck on your quests!

Mod here: Honestly this is just for fun and some more fantastical stuff here. I will indeed be bothering and tagging people as possible helpers in quests, but you can tell me to not tag you if it gets annoying (sorry in advance). Also so I have a reason to post more lol. Tagging some people who I think might enjoy this

@wizard-offical @warlock-official @fae-offical @warlock-offical @dnd-offical @dnd-official @goblin-offical @satan-offical @whimsy-offical

and uhhh that's all I can think of okay bye :D

[whimsy-offical]

i got invited to go on the magic quest lets go

[tnbc-thoughtsandheadcanons]

WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME YOU GET A LITTLE JACK O LANTERN IF YOU LIKE A POST WITH HALLOWEEN TAGS

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

@whimsy-offical

[whimsy-offical]

:D That's so cool! very whimsical!

[jodie-whittakers-suspenders]

theyre gonna have to cut the whimsy out of me with a fucking butcher knife

[kirby-the-game]

having Too Many Good Thoughts all at once and hurting my brain. wondering if maybe i can just perform that lobotomy i was looking for on myself and remove that whimsy production gland

[dad-jokes-official]

@whimsy-offical

[mageglassess]

A whimsy removal surgery...?

I don't know... it would be awfully dangerous...

[kirby-the-game]

well i’ve been waiting for my surgeon for like 3 days and he still hasn’t found my room yet. i’m starting to think steve never existed at all

[whimsy-offical]

If you remove me I might die

[foiazoli]

Oh yeah I didn’t say anything while I was reading sunlit man but there’s a quote I wanted to point out

Contemplation nodded as the building he’d met her in, the one that had been her home here on Beacon, broke away and fell off. “I should like,” she whispered, “to live my remaining days in a place where we could afford to tell such stories. A place with no running. A place of peace and… whimsy.”

That’s twice in two books now that Brandon has dropped an emphasized mention of whimsy for no apparent reason. (the other one is in Wind and Truth when May Aladar tells Adolin he has a strong sense of whimsy). All we know about the shard Whimsy is that it exists, it has not been splintered, and when Hoid reached out to it for help dealing with Odium it was not inclined to be helpful. That’s it. We don’t know where it is, who its vessel is, or ANYTHING it has done since the shattering of Adonalsium thousands upon thousands of years ago.

I can’t help but feel nervous that Brandon is setting up a planet under Whimsy’s control that is a surface-level utopia. Worldhoppers get there and go “oh god a nice place to sit down and RELAX for a second, gee this is so nice” only to later get the rug pulled from underneath them in some kind of “child of Omelas” type thing.

I can’t quite articulate why I think this is what’s being set up, other than if there was an actual utopia somewhere in the cosmere it would undermine all of the other planets and their stories so if whimsy is so nice and wonderful there has to be a downside.

Maybe it’s foreshadowing the Threnodites of Canticle leaving Canticle for somewhere better, like their ancestors left Threnody, only to find out that living with Whimsy the Shard is not actually much better than what they left behind. Which, if you take the view that leaving Threnody for Canticle didn’t actually improve anything either, can be commentary on how “the grass is always greener on the other side” or “life is what you make of it, not the circumstances in which you live,” or something. Seems like a roundabout and weird way to make that point, scattering it across a short story, a novel, and whatever the hell else gets written about the Threnodites in the future, but maybe.

If anyone else has thoughts on Whimsy and its role in the future of the cosmere feel free to add on to this. I strongly feel like it’s going somewhere, I just can’t quite work out where that somewhere is.

[dad-jokes-official]

"we don't know who it is, who it's vessel is, or ANYTHING it has done since the shattering" - what do you MEAN. they're such a powerful shard that they transcended parallel universes. they made a tumblr account. duh.

@whimsy-offical get a load of this guy

[whimsy-offical]

Yeah hoid wanted me to go perform for taravangian's ascension day or something, I went to sazed's, but taravangian's kinda really annoying, he won't shut up about how he gets two roles in the discord server

[iochris]

I find it so funny that the Shard of Reason is the one who fucked off the grid, nowhere to be found. The power of facts and logic took one look at the other 15 and correctly assessed that the reasonable choice is to get as far from that as possible. Everyone there is an idiot, and he's having none of their shit.

[dad-jokes-official]

@whimsy-offical They forgot us

[whimsy-offical]

This is the real reason I left the cosmere

Everyone keeps misgendering my shard

[whimsy-offical]

Why would Jerry make Toby Fox make Temmie make Jockington make Gaster make Chara make Friend make the Knight make Tenna make Toriel make Carol make the Soul make Kris make Noelle make Spamton make Berdly make Roulxs do that???