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[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

[toskarinfr]

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[star-angel-selkie]

this one kinda hurts when i see it every pride month. im glad to see an art piece of mine still circulating, and with nearly 100,000 notes too! it just hurts that im separated from it. everyone in the notes thinks im gone. im still here, but my potential community and connection is lost because im forgotten in place of the art. yeah, my deactivated profile does add to the profoundness of what i was saying, but i am still removed.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

[very-gay-alkyrion]

[anexperimentallife]

I know I've mentioned this before, but if your crush is autistic (or suspected), you ABSOLUTELY MUST tell them you have a crush on them. And if your way of telling them is inviting them somewhere as a date, you ABSOLUTELY MUST tell them it's supposed to be a date.

The only reason I am married to my wife now is that in 2018 she straight up told me she had a crush on me and wanted to be my girlfriend.

[invisible-goats]

Seconding. I didn't realise spouse had been flirting with me AFTER A SOLID WEEK OF TALKING ONLINE NON-STOP when they explicitly asked if I wanted to go on a date

[bippysaurus-rex]

One of my ex’s didn’t realize I had a thing for him after I whipped off my top, revealing a lacy hot pink see through bra and sat on his lap flirting for half an hour. His eyes never went below my nose. I sighed, took that as rejection, and moved off and said “oh, I had such a crush on you.”

He was genuinely shocked. He thought his crush was unrequited and was trying to be a gentleman. I thought half naked lap grinding was an impossible to miss signal.

If you have a neurodivergent baddie you wanna bang your only option is to yell “I CHOOSE YOU PICACHU”

[chocoholicbec]

@tikkunolamorgtfo's tags: #This goes for friendships too!#I really do need you to say ‘Hey you’re cool let’s be friends’ like we six year olds at recess#or I will assume we are mere acquaintances and that I need to maintain boundaries to make sure I don’t annoy you

[meret118]

[hollowedskin]

Literally had to climb in my partners lap and grab his face and say "I want to have sex with you and also be your girlfriend" and he was like !

14 years together this year I think. It just didn't occur to him that I was into him. Go out and live your dreams babes, just be super clear first that it's what you want and they'll be right there with you.

[gardenvarietygay]

I had a crush on my best friend but thought he was straight. He later came out to me and I was so thrilled that he had trusted me with that info but didn’t think anything else of it, after all just being attracted to men didn’t mean he would be attracted to me specifically.

He invited me over to watch a movie and suggested we watch it in his bedroom, (“Cool! I’ve never seen your bedroom!”). We laid in his bed, three inches apart and watched a movie. About halfway through the movie he rolled onto his side to face me and was making really intense eye contact. We chatted for about four hours like that, just about whatever I wanted to talk about but he got kind of quiet. I was worried I’d talked too much, I do that a lot. We hung out that way three nights in a row.

One day I was talking to another friend who asked me what I’d done last night, I told her and she was like “Haven’t you had a crush on him for a long time? Why aren’t you making a move? He wants to kiss you at least.” I was genuinely shocked and convinced she was misunderstanding the situation. She finally persuaded me it could be possible. So the next movie night I asked him if he had a crush on me, he laughed and was like “I’ve been staring at your lips this entire time, don’t you know that means I want to kiss you?” No, I really, really didn’t.

Anyway we’ve been married for four years now.

[maachine-deactivated20250630]

lets All lock in starting Right Now

[virusgeist]

how i feel about locking in

[definitely-not-a-plant]

how i feel about locking in

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[dykepuffs]

[kushblazer666]

[k-dhd]

[crystaltoa]

Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”

[halfabouros]

It takes so much mental fortitude to remember to pick up that sock

[angrylittlesliceofpizza]

"i thought about that task so much my brain apparently decided i had already done it" also sounds like bullshit, AND YET

[big-smiling-monkey]

“It didn’t happen, and I don’t know why. It could have. It should have. My life would be vastly improved if it had. I thought about it constantly and obsessively… and yet here we are.”

[st-just]

I think we can all agree that one of todays most pressing issues is coming up with a gender neutral inclusive variant of 'aunt/uncle' and 'nephew/niece' that doesn't sound fucking awful

[circlusion]

[pigswithwings]

hi trans people i hope you get to live. i hope you get to laugh so fucking loud and revel in how the wind blows through your hair and i hope you get to dress the way you like and i hope you get complimented on it. i hope you get to kiss someone or hug someone or hold hands with someone or be told how wonderful you are. i hope you get to dance to weird music and i hope you go swimming with no concerns other than how much sunscreen to put on and i hope you sing bad karaoke with your friends. i hope a kid spots you from across the road and realizes they don't have to live one way forever. i hope we all live

[pigswithwings]

trans people i hope you get to eat some really good food and gasp at the animals and insects you see every day i hope you pick up a new hobby and it turns out to be pretty fun i hope you try on that coat and it makes you feel confident. i hope you get to tell people your name and i hope they tell you how cool it is i hope you get to rest i hope you watch a movie and fall over laughing. i hope you rejoice in living because you deserve to be alive and you deserve to have a joyous life

[i-like-reblog-maps]

[pigswithwings]

this is cool as hell. trans people lets create a galaxy

[trynot-moved]

MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[the-big-mood]

"You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"

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