The Stumbling Block

One day I'll finish my fanfiction. Please encourage me to.

[umbrellanumber5-deactivated2021]

This explains a lot about my lack of asking for help when I clearly need it

[millennium-fae-artblog]

You are my pride and joy

[confinesofpersonalknowledge]

Hi I’m crying thank you for this

[monsterkissed]

this post always makes me bittersweet happy and I need it more every day

[fjordfolk]

establish dominance over your dog by explaining capitalism

[fjordfolk]

*grabs dogs leg* this is mine. i paid for this.

[cynological]

I can’t stop laughing at this.

[memescomedy]

[drferox]

‘Temporary’ Names

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

[drferox]

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

He’s growing fast.

And getting into trouble

Happy post number 2500!

[zooophagous]

Tell Trashbag I love him

[lenacraft]

We love you Trashbag

[drferox]

Trash Bag chose Charmander.

[crystallineaffluence]

I love this

[justcallmeaphrabehn]

This is my cat Fork

[aangarchy]

Katara: aang how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Aang: the best revenge is letting go and living well

Katara:…

Katara: zuko how do I get-

[readasaur]

Zuko: I’m already packed, let’s go

[schrodingers-anarchist]

Aang: How did it go?

Katara: Zuko tricked me into letting go and living well.

Zuko: Gets ‘em every time.

[professorsparklepants]

Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he’s rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON

Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????

Zuko: *speaks*

Katara: nevermind I hate him

[brawltogethernow]

How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more I think about it the more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar.

[professorsparklepants]

Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zuko’s airbending teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer

[brawltogethernow]

Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesn’t want me. Aang: *gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then.

[professorsparklepants]

JDJSHJABDBFJSH

[brawltogethernow]

Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so it’s not like the guy has any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow, opening your chakras, and other hippie shit.

[brawltogethernow]

Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar. Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something. Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something. That would be teeeerrible. Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!!!!! We have to go look for him!!!! Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara! Katara: *wavers* Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for him…. *gets out her own sandwich* But, maybe after lunch.

[professorsparklepants]

I love that this transforms Aang’s role in the full Team Avatar familial situation from the baby of the family to the Grandpa with weird hobbies

[stevenrogered]

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

[gaynfl-moved]

[fullmetalfisting]

You know, that’s fair

[lesbianredpanda]

Tumblr is gonna die without me knowing a single fucking thing about Homestuck and honestly I think that’s pretty sexy of me

[stimman3000]

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[irish-luthor]

tumblr nsfw ban is gonna bring back cubism

[hearticho]

#can’t flag the nipple if u can’t figure out where it is (via @irish-luthor)

[whiteraven93]

Literally only posting here because fb banned me for insulting pigs by comparing them to a certain gender, but I gotta be excited. Top left is Lapis, my German pointer/pit bull/husky mix; she’s 2.5 years old and a freaking sweetie and my heart and soul. Middle is Oliver, my angel baby cat who is one year old, super shy with everyone else, and an utter attention whore with me. Top right is Willow!!!!! Who I get to bring home on Monday, and I’m so excited. I get to have a second dog who plays really well with lapis, doesn’t bother Oliver or the birds, is gentle enough for my mom to handle, and is literally being given to me by a friend of a friend because of housing issues. And I’m!!! So excited!!!! Life is rough, guys, and I’m working so hard to make my life, my mom’s life, and our combined pets’ lives better. I’ve got two jobs, one of which I’ve agreed to become a shift lead again, and it takes a lot of time, but I’m finally getting excited for stuff again and I’m just so jazzed about this dog holy heck

[manslaughter]

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

[deanpinterester]

hashtag animashun

[insideguppysworld]

This is so cute!

[candiikismet]

Soooo adorable

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

Overwatch group names are dull as fuck so Im gonna spice it up

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

high hopes for this one

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

someone joined, entered the voice chat, and announced in the strongest accent ever

PEETBOOL

[greelin]

i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact same time and have both be a mirror image of one another

[greelin]

to add to this: i was making breakfast this morning and i hear “hey milo! look who came to say hello!” and, expecting like, a moth or a frog or something of that nature, i turn and she’s holding a snake

[assassinationtipsforladies]

Yer ma’s a witch. Be nice to her

[reynaisalesbian]

the sixth year gryffindor boys dorms must have been so awkward like imagine being in a situation where you’re bunking with a girl’s ex boyfriend, current boyfriend, and older brother at the same time

[reynaisalesbian]

slkdjflkdf like IMAGINE!!!! oh my god…like harry comes in with seconds to spare before curfew or whatever and ron like wants to know where he was and gets halfway through asking and then just trails off awkwardly and harry tries to laugh out of answering and dean’s just like unabashedly sulking/glaring and whoever else is in there just watching the whole thing wanting to crawl out the window

[thelittlemerms]

I would like to point out that the other person in their room was seamus who had a massive crush on dean so it was worse 

[flannelizard]

Poor Neville