11/10 "it was ok"

[edgebug]

And One Time He Didn’t. NC-17. Vlad/Don, Fluff and Angst, Political Intrigue, Fisting

[frostyemma]

everyone go the fuck home. tumblr is closed

[bimortimer]

What did she do

[bimortimer]

[bimortimer]

Btw she fucking passed eventually 😔

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[macden]

[macden]

[ktzart]

something that happened to me last weekend

[dankmemeuniversity]

[transmikecrew]

irene-the-potato‌:

wizardshark‌:

suselling‌:

oh yeah, in celebration of 2019, i feel like it is important to note that 2019 is the last year that chara falling into the underground can happen….

you know what that means yall, gotta go dive into a hole in a mountain this year or never

[legend5rings]

[legend5rings]

By no means complete, but some of my favorites

[localbiro-fan-shipper]

Asriel gets all the hugs he deserves

[oysters-aint-for-me]

guys guys guys Ive got some huge news:

[typhlonectes]

[hawlucha]

people forget that first thing yoda did when he met luke was go thru his shit and immediately start eating a hot dog from lukes lunchbox 

[hawlucha]

HELLO?

[jackie-smackers]

yoda stole from a starving twink orphan in a swamp

[andhumanslovedstories]

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

[ariaste]

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

[cornchipz-revival]

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

[ruby--wednesday]

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

[hotidiotsoup]

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

oh my god this is hilarious

“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”

[forgamers]

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

[gayhex]

pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet

blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool

yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one

purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they don’t show

[squeezemetillipop]

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

[kuramamanamahamanamana]

Red - Mad

[metaphoricalicecream]

[maybemoonbeams]

okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore

[starwarsepisodeiv]

tubby custard.

[maybemoonbeams]

[unicornmitteneater]

where….where are the notes……

[piesandswords]

in the tubby custard with the pink teletubby

[carcosa-commune]

idk why everyone is mad pewdiepie got robbed??? uh, maybe the robber apologized??? it was just. a heated. burglary moment. why y'all sjws coming for this robber he did nothing wrong!!

[top-lil]

hey hey

OP

fuck you

[glowtech]

bidoofs law never lets me down

[top-lil]

[quasi-normalcy]

You’re…disappointed that they didn’t come up with a counter-argument to your brilliant and rapier-sharp point of saying “fuck you”?

[fudhchshfhvhffuckoff]

bro isnt that the down with cis guy

[dynal]

Glad to know nothing has changed over the past decade

[despazito]

girls night

[dragkingandreweldritch]

so I read the article and the story is both less and more insane than it sounds.

basically, there's been an ants' nest near a vent shaft of this abandoned Soviet bunker for decades. the nest spilled over into the bunker itself at some point once it was abandoned and there was no way for the ants to make their way back up to the nest, no queen but a constant supply of new colony members raining down from above, and no source of food in the bunker other than the corpses of their fellow ants.

fast forward to some scientists looking for bats that stumble on what's basically a post-apocalyptic ant society. they go "holy fuck" start studying, and observe that, all things considered, the ants still pretty much act like regular ants doing regular ant things.

fast forward some more, and the scientists feel like they have enough data from observing the colony as-is, so they decide to try an experiment. they put a little walkway between the bunker colony and the og colony in the vent shaft so the bunker colony members have the option of leaving and rejoining the og colony.

spoiler alert: every single ant in the bunker immediately nopes the fuck back to the colony in the vent shaft. within days the bunker is completely empty. the scientists leave the walkway in place so when more ants inevitably fall back down the vent shaft they can just climb back up instead of starting up the cycle anew.

tl;dr it's not "oh noes evil ants are on a rampage", it's "ants forced into a horrible situation to survive get to go home"

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

hearing people make “triggered” and “did you assume my gender” jokes in is an almost surreal experience. like, these people don’t actually think they’re funny or clever, right?

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[despazito]

im a russian sleeper agent and my activation words are birb, pupper, fur baby, and danger noodle

[despazito]

[rednightmare18]

modding skyrim be like

[firstborn-of-akatosh-deactivate]

[grand-arbiter-dovin-baan]