On A Rollercoaster That Only Goes Up.

Peace, love, and Cheerios. Romans 10:9. Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.

[loadingartist]

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[unsubconscious]

Yosuke Amemiya

[barbiesplasticsurgeon]

[jewishpangolin]

#i like the implication that dali just had that effect on things#just a surrealism field around him at all times

[ariadne-mouse]

The link in the original post unfortunately leads to a deleted account, so I googled the artist Yosuke Amemiya. And you guys. Those apples are WOOD. That isn’t digital art or some malleable medium like clay or putty. Wood. I’m almost angry at how good they look. Absolute witchcraft.

Some close-up shots from the artist’s website:

[official-lucifers-child]

mr. amemiya i’m sorry but you have to leave the orchard

[twiststreet]

!!!

[juneboba]

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

This is incredible because it is super difficult to visualise how much 6 feet actually is and most people don’t bother to try

[jumpingjacktrash]

HOLY SHIT ok first of all that is a brilliant use of technology, and second, that activated my flight response bigtime and i bet it convinced people to evacuate that weren’t gonna, which would’ve saved lives. so good job folks, worth the effort.

[blogthegreatrouge]

Why can’t she share that protective shield spell that she clearly casted on herself at least?

[campyvillain]

why is getting a stalker for just being a kid in a fanbase such a universal experience w so many artists that I know….it’s extremely sad (I say this as someone who had this happen to me in an unbelievably horrific way btw. It’s more common than you’d think)

[campyvillain]

listen. other teenagers (esp younger teenagers) on the internet that create media for things they like in any capacity. I’m gonna give you this tip because no one was there to offer it for me when it was happening to me. If someone you’ve never interacted with starts leaving overly familiar replies on your posts and starts acting like they’re your friend when you’ve never even had a conversation w them or starts calling u their best friend, without any sense of irony, when you don’t know who they even are and they constantly talk about you - you need to get that person AWAY from you. like IMMEDIATELY. you may think this is just innocuous parasocial behavior but continuing to let people like this be around you is going to lead to some dark shit. from the discussions I’ve had w other ppl who’ve been stalked online it always starts out like this, I sure know it’s how my whole hellhole begun, and the quicker you distance yourself from, block, and report people like this the better. just in general if someone you don’t know starts acting a little too familiar w you, just listen to your impulses and block them. hell, block ANYONE that makes you feel uncomfortable, no matter the reason, even if it’s just a hunch. there is absolutely nothing wrong with setting boundaries and it’s the safest thing you can do for yourself online. it’s better to be overly safe than to not be safe at all

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[daily-wecht]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

One of my favorite scenes from Letterkenny

[raiseyourweapon]

This show hurts my brain

[cool-ghoul]

Can’t blame you, it’s like a shakespearian comedy about nothing, sped up, with the Middle English replaced by equally obfuscatory Albertan slang.

[zahracusdottir]

Excuse you that ain’t Albertan that’s the wrong coast. It’s Ontario slang.

[space-is-out-there]

DO YOU WANNA GET STRIKED

[asingularcanadian]

man lemme tell ya i live in rural Ontario and I’ve watched the first 4 seasons or so of letterkenny and like I always thought its good as hell and p accurate but like we dont really sound like that do we

earlier this year some shit in my town exploded, no need for details but cause its a small town and some shit just straight up exploded it was covered on the news like there was a thermonuclear explosion or some shitass minor royal was comin to visit. it was then, and only then, hearing those freeks on tv, my fellow townies, that I realized fuck bud we really do sound like that eh

[valtsv]

Isnt it ben affleck smocking jpeg or did a new Rob one drop

have a famous people smoking reaction image expansion pack on the house

[captainlordauditor]

so when is Sandra Oh gonna play Batman

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[lostspirit101]

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

[wazimoomoo]

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

[greatcomputerearthquake]

Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

[weirdfact]

USA Cultural Regions Map

[gallusrostromegalus]

Huh. This actually tracks pretty well to how I’d brak up the Pacific and Mountain time zones, and how my more easterly friends describe thier areas.

Love to see the Alaskans and Hawaiians add thier zones in.

[guerrillatech]

[carrie--fishers]

[tikkety-tok]

Real lawyer plays Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney

[xphilosoraptorx]

Japanese law doesn't require evidence to be presented for review by both parties. "SURPRISE!!! I have facts you weren't aware of!" is very much a thing there.

[nonenosome]

The entire game was written to show how messed up the Justice System is there.

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

[sindri42]

Japanese courts have a 99% conviction rate. In essence, if you are accused of a crime you are already considered to be guilty and it is up to you to prove otherwise if you can. Remember in the end of Persona 5, where the person who falsely accused you of assaulting them confessed to everything on national television but you were still in prison until your friends tracked down every witness and got them all the recant their testimonies individually? That was in no way exaggerated.

Also Japanese police have a 90+% rate of successfully arresting a “suspect” for every crime they investigate. At first this sounds really impressive, how they always track down the criminal, until you realize that they do it through a combination of refusing to investigate crimes which seem hard to solve or are likely to involve organizes crime or politicians (lots of “suicides” and “accidents” which are very blatant murder), and any time they do open a case but fail to figure everything out in the first day or two they just grab a convenient scapegoat (usually poor, frequently an immigrant or ethnic minority).

There are also very few restrictions on how long you can be “interrogated” for after arrest, or what they can do to you during the interrogation. Almost all the accused confess to everything... eventually. Regardless of whether they were actually anywhere near the incident in question.

[magicspotatolover]

[karda]

the best colors ever actually

[karda]

for those gradient enjoyers

[ignorethepineapples]

nice one tumblr mobile

[chipsprites]

[chipsprites]

[kristinareptilina]

[kristinareptilina]

[potatobegaming]

[gamesception]

[beesmygod]

what is the child annihilating zipline

in 2010, a camp counselor goon logged on to the somethingawful forums asking for help with the zipline he build from scratch, and with no engineering knowledge, that didn’t seem to be working right. when he tested it with a sandbag, it continued to gather speed during the entirety of the 143 foot drop (19 degree slope) until it slammed into the wooden platform at the bottom at a speed of 65mph, presumably creating a child paste that would have to be scraped off to be sent home. there were pictures.

[acridrainshowers]

groverhaus and the child-annihilating zipline are classics of post and we will never forget them

too bad the zipline isn’t as famous. the fucked-up bathroom has even gained more traction than the child-exploding summer camp zipline. there is no justice

[onceiwashere]

i love this but DON’T denigrate the fucked up bathroom that’s a legend

[patrickdiomedes]

fucked up bathroom?

[onceiwashere]

before and after extensive diy renovations 

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

this looks like a doom wad

[goatplanet]

The extremely good news is that someone DID make it into a doom wad

https://twitter.com/dietinghippo/status/1102879467741966336

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

this is un fucking believable

[football-in-tuxedos]

I’m sorry, y’all are selling RIPline (The Machine to Kill Children) short, so I need to bring in YouTuber and generally amazing person Dan Olson in to sum this up for me

And some visual aides

[ruffboi-mags]

I’m sorry how could anyone think that an uglyish bathroom renovation holds even A CANDLE to the child obliterating zipline????

[shittycryptids]

Jellyfish mermaid.  Mermaid woman, but jellyfish top, like mushroom hat but jelly. Also glow in the dark, and flowing tentacle dress.

[crisis-cheese]

I’m not great with photoshop, but I tried to recreate that prompt :>

 (tendrils are tough man)

[meanya]

@shittycryptids (just making sure y'all see this)

[intensional]

Your blog fails to make me smile :) I love you!

did you forget the word never or is this a hate message