also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips
Thinking about alpha!Flambae who, after working with omega!Robert for a few weeks/months, notices a handful of really fucking weird things happening to his body.
For one, his jaws ache all the time, especially in the gums? He has no clue what's going on and his dentist says that he's fine. It's not until he looks at an older selfie and compares it to himself now that he realizes his canines have grown almost a centimeter. And it's not that they won't retract, it's that they grew. And they're now even longer if he fully drops them.
Two, his suit barely fits him. He thought he was getting fat for some reason, so he hit the gym more often & extra hard. Yes, his body is holding onto more weight for no reason, but it seems like he's gaining a lot of muscle mass too. He has to alter his suit three times to keep it from splitting at the seams and having his tits/biceps/thighs/ass all come spilling out.
Three, with all that extra weight gain comes stretch marks. Lots of them. Under his tits, around his biceps, thighs, pretty much all over. What the fuck?
Four, he can't stop sweating. It's not like he's nervous or something all the time. He's not overheating, either. It's basically impossible for him to do that. But Flambae notices how his scent glands in particular always seem a little damp. Like he's gone into overdrive producing pheromones and trying to send out as much scent as possible.
Five, his belly is filled with molten lava and his entire being is consumed with enough rage to snuff out the sun when he sees some other alpha touching Robert Robertson and
oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
His stupid alpha body really, really wants omega Robert... and has been doing everything in its power to attract its desired mate... all while Flambae ignored every sign and craving. But his body shouldn't be acting up like this, not unless the omega in question is also sending out pheromones indicating their interest.............
(Robert was struggling for the absolute longest time to put on weight post-coma, but his body is so fucked up that he loses his appetite easily/gets sick off too much food/still has the mindset of prioritizing work over his health. But seemingly out of nowhere, his body is finally starting to hold onto the nutrients he gives it, taking him from concerningly emaciated to fully healthy. Maybe a little too healthy. He was pretty sure his hips weren't this wide before the accident. He even had to go shopping for new pants because his old ones were getting way too tight in the hips/butt/thighs. So fucking weird but hey, he'll take it.)
This makes me think of an AU where instead of Vlad getting rich by stealing money right out of banks, he leans into public-facing roles-- like, not only is he a CEO/entrepreneur, but he models/has a thriving social media presence-- and utilizes his ghost hypnosis skills to cultivate a following.
The biggest irony being, of course, that his hypnosis doesn't work on Jack or Maddie-- the two people his Ghostly Obsession (tm) is centered around.
