Fever dreams

Well hello there! I'm kitty, and welcome to my blog.

[charl0ttan]

my dead wife is boring as fuck and all of my flashbacks are of her farting loud

[throathole]

If I was in a dead wife montage I would be farting in those white sheets

[oditorie]

[teaboot]

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

[autisticexpression]

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

[teaboot]

Round One

[timugamaileilani]

Dog toy

[teaboot]

Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.

Round Two:

[trannykong]

D-dog...toy?

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[swan2swan]

The fear in the second one is like someone realizing that the Russian Roulette game is being played with Real Bullets

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

On my dash!??!

Please hold

[crimewave420]

back in high school used to fuck wit slenderman

[twistedhellknight52]

you know voltron?

*Calmly levels a pistol at your forehead*

[anoxthon]

being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing

[anoxthon]

i'm like a straight man who doesn't know how to find the clit

[norvicensiandoran]

[mckitterick]

the Ides of March grows near

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[thememedaddy]

[jumissshop]

False Reflection and Regret

Reflection is a necessary act. Unlike regret, reflection involves an honest evaluation— pinpointing what went wrong in your past choices, and adjusting your habits, goals, and mindset so you don’t repeat the same mistakes. Only when this process happens can reflection be considered complete.

Regret, on the other hand, is reflection mixed with negative emotions— anger, sadness, fear, isolation, and a sense of helplessness.

Both reflection and regret are responses to the past. But they only carry meaning if they lead to change in the future.

If you’ve truly reflected, you should aim to do better. If you’ve truly felt regret, you should avoid making the same mistake again.

Otherwise, it’s empty. And it’s not real.

reflection, regret, chang

[viktor-sbor]

Self-portrait of Louis XIII, painted by him at the age of 6.France, 1607

[theweirdwideweb]

[bugwars]

my necklace? yeah it’s a collar bomb actually.. BUT DONT WORRY it only detonates when it detects extreme arousal… and heh.. I don’t think you have to worry about that since you aren’t shaped like a busty airplane

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

On this day twenty years ago, Rose Tyler tried to find out more about the mysterious man known as the Doctor by googling "doctor". Iconic shit.

[paper-mario-wiki]

there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with it’s own soundtrack.

[fooliofailure]

who is this man and what music did he make???

[paper-mario-wiki]

if you hear a royalty free song on youtube, there’s approximately an 80% chance Kevin Macleod wrote it.

here’s some you’ve almost definitely heard:

[paper-mario-wiki]

for those wondering, yes, he also made THE generic royalty free song that was EVERYWHERE in 2014.

[shinosarna]

He has a Patreon!

And he doesn’t even make a 1000$ per month!

also, his site incompetech.com also has graph paper generators, if you’re in need of that. It has any kind of graph paper - INCLUDING hex paper, you tabletop gamers out there! (or knitting paper if you’re into that)

[funnycomputer]

HOHOHOHO?

[tinaalsgirl]

Y'all, I’ve been a fan of Kevin MacLeod for YEARS. I can identify his music within two seconds. He’s a fucking genius and he deserves all the love and credit and money people can give.

[starhalation]

He scored invader zim AND xiaolin showdown