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programmerhumour

Finding this in the server room made my day

swarnpert

my workplace deadblow

coffeeandspentbrass

Man, I miss Mjolnir. My old 5lb sledge welded to a 12in steel pipe

carby

My engineer slapped this on when our IT department issued guidance on proper disposal of HDD/SSD storage

affixjoy

sometiktoksarevalid

kittydesade

The spritz blessing with the Feliway is amazing.

willabee

new creature discovered. how to proceed?

willabee

impressive

willabee

hmm

gashudouin

computer open. Computer show me fictional guy

sb-essebi

thunderheadfred

my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB

it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…

this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy.

he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!

thunderheadfred

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and I just wanted to update you that moments ago, this big orange infant found himself on the wrong side of a baby gate, could not hork his lorge butt over it, and so just started WAILING until everyone in the house came to rescue him. Me, my partner, the dog, our other cat… everyone came to be like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

after this harrowing ordeal, he is now in my lap

wizardmolars

Ed sheeran is not a “ginger”. He is like that because of his diet rich in krill

larkandkatydid

It’s a bummer how Octavia Butler died so young and has ended up serving as this generic Black Woman author who people cite but don’t actually read. I wish the world and been differently and she’d lived it longer so she could be properly honored as American Fiction’s most Highbrow Pervert and Master of Unsettling Alien Sex Scenes. “Parasitism is sexy,” she says. Yes, ma’am, we know you think that.