smooth moves, pal

felix | 28 | he/him| probably playing videogames |

[wreckyourprivilege]

ayyyy guess who finally got access to their old blog

[sneakyfeets]

Pokemon fans 2018: Ugh I HATE people who use computers to add Pokemon into their game it ruins it for the rest of us

Pokemon fans 1999: Raise two Sneasels to level 57 who both have Beat Up as their third move and breed an Egg from them, then clone 5 pokemon by turning off your game during a save make sure the 5th one is corrupted data named ? that you can’t put in the PC because it doesn’t actually exist and will brick your game all so the Egg will hatch into a level 0 Celebi that knows Drill Peck

[dogpu]

D E T I T

becom man

[decentalien]

me getting top surgery

[llightbeast-deactivated20181209]

point of no return.

[godofavengers]

One of my new friends: *uses there own slang that I have never used before in my life*

Me subconciously:

[yo-its-matt]

TODAY, IN RETAIL

next time you can just keep it at “no thanks”

[axgl04]

[fed-durst]

[bogsorcerer]

Satan tempting Jesus in the desert

[pissvortex]

I diagnose you with gamer

[metalbatteryzone]

[kordova-deactivated20230908]

my bird shredding some paper

[a-squalor-victoria-deactivated2]

The Ordon Village music in the background somehow made this even better.

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

This is so fucking cute holy shit

[sdd-blogs]

Hes making himself little feather extensions omg

[thesunflowerspoonie-deactivated]

@dizzypersephone

[ziggbot]

very fucking tired of female characters having to be younger and smaller than their male counterparts

[ziggbot]

also very fucking tired of female space marines, warriors, and knights having no muscles whatsoever compared to their ripped, beefy male counterparts.

[johanirae]

also very fucking tired of female characters being introduced as qualified professionals but never get a chance to show their abilities

[alteridemlynch]

also very fucking tired of female characters who are taller, bigger, bulkier, etc. not being considered attractive

[makeitrainsugar]

fatigued at the young, inexperienced white male protagonist one-upping the ‘uptight but hot’ female at something she’s apparently trained at for years

[commander-ledi]

of all possible sites

[deejay]

Source

[pdsquirl]

“You can always ask for help if you need to”

[corvoblinks]

me, when I see my favorite video game that’s a couple years old in the store priced at $10.99: it’s ok baby I know you’re worth more than that don’t let them tell you otherwise you’ll always be $60 in my heart ily stay outta trouble now

[thankyoucorndog-deactivated2015]

me, when i see a 15-year-old nintendo game in the store still priced at $60: why

[mooncactus]

kids these days with their favorite character as their lockscreens… when I was a youth you had to carefully arrange all your favorite anime pictures on a word document and print it out to carefully slip inside the plastic sleeve of your three ring binder

[subway-octoling-moved]

[mcprincessdiaries-archive]

ahem

[subway-octoling-moved]

YDIDGUTDI THANK YOU THIS IS EVEN GREATER