//A.S.T.R.O// Systems Online //

“It’s too early in the morning for this” \~/ Trans(she/they), call me Nova! /~\ Currently coding an artificial assistant named “A.S.T.R.O” /~\ im 18, this blog might be a bit spicy, tread lightly /-\ age regressor! (3-5 when small) \~/Just a puppy in this stupid puppy world

[rehabghost]

fanart of x the everything app

[demilypyro]

lately a lot of people are saying I "know ball". I have never been good at sports so I don't know what they mean by that.

[demilypyro]

huh, I see.

[boccher]

ibuposten

[boccher]

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[flipchild]

[sreegs]

I usually disable all the health stuff in the iPhone Health app but i opened it today check something completely unrelated when i decided to scroll down the "All Health Data" section and i've apparently fallen down a lot?? on one day in January 2015 in particular

[sreegs]

scale time

the number above is 1.00e81 (1 with 81 zeros).

There's 86,400 seconds in a day. A femtosecond is one quadrillionth of a second. there are 8.64e19 femtoseconds in a day. i would have to fall down at least 1e61 times per quadrillionth of a second to reach that number

[sreegs]

apparently a fall creates 2-4kN of force so lets split the difference and say 3kN so thats 3e81 kN of cumulative force applied over a 24 hour period to roughly, i dunno a square meter or two. i have no idea how to quantify that but im pretty sure that's an erosive force that can move mountains

presuming im invincible, i dont think the elasticity of like, granite can even keep up with the frequency of the impact. interesting conundrum

[sreegs]

i failed to consider the speed involved here in order to fall 1e81 times in a 24h period.

i'm 178cm tall, and in order to fall repeatedly, you have to get back up again (isnt there a song about this?) so one complete fall cycle is 356 cm, or 0.00356 km.

i traveled 0.00356km 1e81 times so thats 3.56e78 km/day, so 86400 seconds in a day thats 4.12037037037e73 km/sec.

i have absolutlely annihilated everything and broken the speed of light, which is a measly 299,792.458 km/sec. everything is gone. everything.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I get knocked down

but I get up again

10^81 times

[homeboygirl]

can i get a moment of peace

[fongus-the-ninth]

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

[targetedknowledge]

[gorps]

[dark-miku]

i need to become an RF engineer for sex reasons

[very-gay-alkyrion]

@bisexual-engineer-girl

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

yeah..,..,,...

[iamat0m]

Wait what pls explain

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

You have to want to fuck the radios

[greatmothsukk]

Its so cool when a girl is also a dog

Doodle of @ meatsweatmcgee on twitter

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[cpericardium]

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[pitbolshevik]

i still think about the fucking quesadilla terf

[pitbolshevik]

iirc it was like this terf who was absolutely fuming because her brother was dating a trans woman and she started claiming that she was clearly male socialized because the terf made quesadillas for dinner and the trans woman was like "wow :) this is really good, what is it?" and if she was a REAL woman she would instinctively KNOW what a quesadilla is

anyway it turns out the reason the poor woman didn't know what it was was because the terf had used hummus instead of cheese for some fucking reason so it wasn't even a quesadilla

[violentoffender]