babe with the power

She | 20 | USA Owns 4 dogs, 1 cat, and 8 flannels

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[ruinedchildhood]

Mean Girls (2004)

[ruinedchildhood]

[mrcheyl]

[jehovahhthickness]

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

[amemoryofkaye]

Claiming it.

[clatchetuniversity]

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

[muvadiam]

11:11am on the receipt.

[amethystafrodite]

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

[honeychaigoddess]

That’s what I’m saying

[stanleighhh]

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

[frankpagmanua-deactivated201712]

Doesn’t hurt to try.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[astronautsbz-deactivated2023033]

“Your teen comes home and you smell MARIJUANA now what?”

this calls for AIR GUITAR

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[iguanamouth]

what is the coolest rock you have?

probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are

[iguanamouth]

what the fuck

[bugsoftbinbows]

how could you waste a egg

[iguanamouth]

a what

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

[hakushokuwaisei-deactivated2017]

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

[mediumsizedboy]

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

[ruinedchildhood]

[khubaani]

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

[lmpossibleprincess]

whats a matter baby

[khubaani]

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

[supernatural-mishamigo]

I literally did not see that coming

[babyanimalgifs]

I’m begging you to look at this.

[eternalgaylord]

the real allies

[eternalgaylord]

I think about this every day

[chaz]

like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date

[thesassycat]

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

[lolfactory]

[liberalsarecool]