Ashilver

Just chilling.

[sir-pentup]

Helluva Boss Pilot

[crowclubkaz]

tag yourself helluva boss edition!!

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

[themadcapmathematician]

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

[dare-to-dm]

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names?  Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

[sammit-janet]

Women’s Section:  Oh you want a plain tee-shirt?  Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section:  Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.  Have a nice day!

[gutter-adonis]

Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

[i-tried-and-i-lost]

Women’s section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??

Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day

[domiingoenfuego]

i found the post again

[small-town-spooks]

Women’s section:you want a hoodie? Well here’s one that’s tight fitting and accents the one thing you don’t want to be seen, miss!

Men’s section:hoodie? Oh sure, here’s a loose fitting one that is perfect for hiding lumps of death have a nice day young man

[astrophelos]

Women’s section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! We’ll give you fifty fake pockets.

Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

the impulse to just make weird noises for no reason is something i have to ignore like 24/7

[brnsknsol11]

Thought it was just me

[chaoticgood-enby]

microwave: mmmmmm

me and my friends, in perfect unison, loudly: mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[mlmducks]

boys with scars aren’t ruined. If you have acne scars, self harm scars, or any other scars, your body isn’t ruined. It’s healed and it’s handsome and it’s whole.

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[butchstudsubmit]

butch-draws‌:

ALL trans lesbians are LESBIANS

[hugsfromdad]

My sister just sent me this and im screaming

[deactivated-blog]

Some people: Pokemon have to have good lore and an interesting naming scheme for me to like them. They can’t just be some stupid, slapped together design! It has to be well thought out and deep.

My dumb ass: I love Whiscash because it’s a catfish with whiskers. That’s why its called Whiscash. It also has a w on his forehead. The w stands for Whiscash :-)

[funereal-disease]

my husband says that Whiscash “looks like he wants to make you pancakes” and honestly that’s just the tea 

[kindfoxes]

a trio of witches and their familiars

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

this is such a fantastic photo

[proudtoehaver]

@kindfoxes​ This is out and out stolen art.

Here’s a link to the photographers fb page, here is her own website and here’s one to the post where you can buy prints of this photo and more made in the same series.

This is what artists mean when they say that stealing, reposting and not sourcing art costs them money. At the very least you could have posted a source to the photographer. And don’t tell me you couldn’t find it because it’s literally the top post on a reverse image search.

Remember people, don’t reblog unsourced art without captions, it’s 99.9999% stolen from someone.

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[awesomelyanon]

A little late but Happy Ace Awareness Week! All your faves are ace now sorry I don’t make the rules. 

[bluedew12]

Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…

what can I say

except

you’re welcome

[bluedew12]

And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.

[bluedew12]

ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ

[glubtier]

@areyouwilling this is for you

[gemstone-gynoid]

On mobile this is just progressively worsening quality mauis

[titanite-stormcrows]

Have you considered…Two Maui?

[titanite-stormcrows]

I’ve grown too powerful

[titanite-stormcrows]

Unlimited Power

[titanite-stormcrows]

Ok this is the final one I swear

[sushinfood]

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[somecutething]

[catchymemes]

[phalloid-destroyer-deactivated2]

[yeetusgoodbyus-blog]

Sneaky Shadow Wolf on TikTok

Yee!!! Idk what caption to put!!! So enjoy!!! XD

[lejacquelope]

[chocolatehighhh]

Please reblog this every time you see it