银灵魂

Yin Lin Hun

[hakobore]

comic for a zine~!

[studentlifeproblems]

[unclefather]

Excuse me she was WHAT

[instagrampa]

I really struggled to believe this until I looked it up

[scottandhiskind]

[threefeline]

ya’ll i am fucking sobbing at these photos of a horse catching a frisbee 

valid to eat frisbees

[liberal-memes]

[yay855]

It’s because gold is a status symbol. Professional golf exists, but the majority of players are just one-percenters who like to think they’re being athletic. Golf requires a ridiculously large amount of land which holds absolutely nothing but a few holes in the ground and carefully-manicured lawns, sand pits, and a few ponds, none of which actually hold any animal life or plant life beyond grass cut so short nothing could even graze on it; as such, golf courses are expensive to maintain, and thus access to them is often just as expensive.

Anyone can play basketball, or baseball, or soccer, because those don’t require literal acres of land to play. Golf is a rich man’s game, and thus is more “socially acceptable” when rich people waste time and money doing it.

[ralfmaximus]

Do NOT get me started on golf.

There are 15,500+ golf courses in the United States alone.

Each one consumes ~312,000 gallons of water per day.

That consumption is equivalent to 55+ million humans per day in the United States… roughly 1/6 the entire population.

Golf courses require pesticides & herbicides & fertilizers in such volume that once decommissioned you can’t do anything with the land until it’s been rehabilitated. No farms, no housing. Maybe pave it over and turn it into a parking lot? A nice office complex? 

Also: the runoff from all those chemicals contaminate the local water supply. 

Ah, so I see you’re ecologically woke and not using Round-Up™ in your backyard? Well FUCK YOU because the golf course two miles away is pumping barrels of that shit directly into the water table every month.

All so rich fuckwits can chase their wee white balls around in public for a coupla hours every weekend. It’s a resource 99% of us will never have access to or even want to use. 

Fuckin travesty.

[hundondestiny]

I really hate how “your partner shouldn’t be a psychic” has evolved into “you cannot expect your partner to be intuitive to your needs or wants at all” because that’s… quite frankly ugly and a really good way to make your relationship feel like a chore. 

I pay attention to the things my partners like and Store That™ in my little brainspace until it becomes useful. My bf likes tea. We were cleaning out an office full of stuff yesterday and they had some tea leftover they would’ve thrown out, so I took it home to him. Wow! He didn’t tell me he needed or wanted that, but he appreciated it because it’s something he likes.

Not everything has to be some grand gesture to show your s/o that you’re into them and you’re paying attention to them. I recall someone saying they wrote down things about their S/O and their interests so they could look back and remind themselves since their memory sucked. Things like that matter.

And I think it’s really cruel to tell people, and especially women who this type of shit is always put towards, that they aren’t allowed to want romance or spontaneity because it’s an “unreasonable” expectation. It really isn’t. Healthy communication does not inherently mean constant hand-holding. 

[smushee]

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

[blackwoolncrown]

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

[aureliaborealis]

does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says “wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin”

[thebigblackwolfe]

She fucking Pavlov’d herself, the absolute madwoman

[homofied]

[silentwalrus1]

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

[silentwalrus1]

i love this idea that the ancestors are following modern people around like a rappers yes-man as we eat food #‘fucking superb you funky little descendant’

me, standing in front of the burger king counter like the blithering hunger gibbon i am: i’ll have… uhhh… double whopper with fries. thank you. large please

the 500 mongolian tatar and polish jew ghosts behind me: [ERUPT INTO WILD SCREAMING AND HIGH FIVES] 

[pochowek]

can you believe there is a painting of cossacks going hogwild out there that fits this situation perfectly

[ol-greg]

I’m of the opinion they’d actually be really disgusted with us and they they’d see us as lazy, pathetic, and worthless.

[systlin]

Why? They fought their entire lives simply to survive. To see their descendants living in a degree of luxury that they never even conceived of? To see their descendants able to eat enough to get fat? (Being plump was considered highly desirable in many cultures, as it was a mark that you didn’t have to do backbreaking labor and had a surplus of food!)

They’d be thrilled for us. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

Literally my Gandmothers lived through the depression and they literally could not cram enough food into thier children and grandchildren.  I didn’t get a lot of time with my grandpa but one of the things I remember was going out to a variety of restaurants in CA and telling me about “It’s so nice thay you can eat Indian/Fresh Seafood/Italian etc.  We never had this growing up so I’m glad you get to expirience this.”

My own mother is thrilled that I can get my food pesticide-free, sustainably raised, fair trade and delivered to my door on days when I can’t drive. It’s a hell of a lot safer amd better for the world than when she was growing up.

If my own parents and grandparents are thrilled for me to enjoy the riches of civilization my ancestors that survived the potato blight or farther back? I live like a GOD and that’s rad as fuck!

Personally, I’m already enjoying watching my adopted neices and nephews living in the riches of an allergen-and-intolerance-aware era.  I spent so much of my childhood ill because we didn’t know I had bad reactions to many kinds of vegetables. My Nephew? Never.  It’s terrific watching him go hog on his dinner then running off to play instead of spending an hour with stomach cramps.  You devour you zoodles you funky lil man.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[leeshajoy]

We fucked up a perfectly good wolf is what we did. Look at them, they’ve got anxiety.

[civilizationkills]

why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die!

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

[profeminist]

“lucy liu is really out there creating stunning lesbian art huh…. we stan we stan we stan”

-  @lesbianelsa

Inside Lucy Liu’s Art Studio and Exploring “What We Choose Not to See"

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[tejuina]

taking note of how quickly men calm down after you bend to their will is life-changing because you realize they were never really out of control, they were never really as angry and affected as they appeared. they just knew how to act out aggresssively enough to make you believe it was your fault that they lost their senses.

in 2019 we start recognizing men’s manipulation tactics and start living for ourselves!

[thewitchway]

They were never really out of control.

[iconoclastie]

Why Does He Do That by Lundy Bancroft

[probablyquestionablerpgideas]

A city where necromancy is legal and actually a part of every day society. So long as you follow a specific set of laws to make it seem a bit more ethical, you’re allowed to use it to do anything from helping you in a fight, to helping you run your business. In fact, there are entire shops or restaurants where the staff are undead. Laws to handle the undead could be things like:

• The corpses used cannot have flesh on them for sanitary reasons, especially in the case of businesses. Those who raise undead who are more than just bone will face a fine dependent on their situation.

• Similar to how people can donate their bodies to science, or donate their organs to those in need, people can choose to donate their bodies to necromancers before their death.

• If it is unknown if a person wished for their body to be donated after death, and they have been dead for 150+ years, you’re allowed to raise them. If next of kin is still alive, you must get permission from them first.

• You must take care of the undead in your charge. Keep them clean and unbroken. If one of them starts to get too much wear and tear, you are required by law to respectfully lay them back down to rest. Failure to do this will get you a hefty fine.

[mirriky]

I’m making a town like this and the tavern will be called the Skelet-Inn

[probablyquestionablerpgideas]

Fucking brilliant

[firebirdeternal]

I mean, take it a step further, if you aren’t sure if someone would want their body used after their death, call them up and ask them. It’s less taxing to cast a Commune with Dead spell than to raise an active skeleton, and this way you know for sure whether they mind, so there’s no ethical ambiguity. 

Most local dead consider the idea of skeletal labor completely normal, so they tell the necromancer that they waive all rights to the corpse for public work purposes as a formality and then go back to their afterlife.

For private employ however it’s customary to pay a small stipend to either a living relative or a charity of the ghost’s choice in exchange for their corpse’s labor. 

[crazy-pages]

Due to the prevalence of public works done by skeletons, Necromancers are seen in much the same light as government functionaries. They’re stereotyped as mild mannered people who do an important service but are also really boring at parties.

i need one of those hugs where i can bury my head in someone’s chest and stay like that for several minutes

[residentgoodgirl]

[aphony-cree]

this is why I love this joke:

Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them to help people who were in need, making them the outlet through which God would provide for others

My mother was a waitress, we live in an area that has a lot of Christians and people would often stiff her on tips. Instead they’d leave a pamphlet with quotes from Jesus saying not to worry because God would provide

Jesus’ message was never that God would magically put food on people’s tables. God would provide opportunities to help each other, like the boat captains offering to help the dying man. That only works if people actually help each other

When I first heard this joke as a teenager I laughed at the guy who didn’t take the help that was offered to him. As an adult, I think of all the Christian politicians who vote against food stamps and I want to tell them “You were the boat captain but you steered away from the man in need instead of offering him help. Is that really what God wanted you to do?”

[ironwoman359]

^^^

[bri-lin-biscuit]

Preach