Loud, useless, and a teensy bit dangerous.

straight, cis, perisex, white, she/her/any

[hollanderthoughts]

Every time someone asks “do you like girls?” It’s always some trick fucking question with ulterior motives. I’ve been asked countless times “do you like girls?” and it never ends well. Keep your wits about you if you get asked this question.

[cowboyspones]

women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[needlepointcursewords]

[notsoterriblymisanthropic]

the one addition that truly makes this clip even more powerful is knowing that Mr Sterling is this guy:

I am in awe trying to imagine the sheer levels of non sequiturs they would be able to produce together.

[bogleech]

New reaction meme just dropped

[blackfairypresident]

people wonder why i want sex work decriminalized. because when an adult consents to sex in exchange for currency, i deserve to be protected if im assaulted. if i agree to set terms and a client violates me, they should be prosecuted without me or other sex workers fearing for our own freedom

now i cant do anything. i just have to block his number, keep doing survival sex work and pray i dont get hurt anymore.

please support your local sex workers. protect us. help spread our voices.

[blackjame]

Ghosted After a Job Interview? Report the Company

Ghosted after a job interview? Submit an anonymous report and see which companies candidates say stopped responding after interviews.

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[theprofessional-amateur]

Or, stick with me because I know this breaks Muppets convention, but Gonzo is Odysseus and Camilla as Penelope.

Kermit is Homer reciting the epic (à la Gonzo as Dickens in Muppet Christmas Carol). Miss Piggy? She can have her pick of literal Goddesses, Queens, Helen? Miss Piggy would love to be the face that launched a thousand ships.

[diebrarian]

I see this works in two additional ways: it brings back Kermit as a reporter, reporting magical stories where the people he’s reporting on keep falling in love with him

AND it allows for the suitors to be salivating over eating Camilla, raising the stakes considerably. It also, I believe, appropriately conveys the concept of homosphryne, the deep and abiding connection between Odysseus and Penelope.

Bonus third: watching a chicken weave would be incredibly hilarious.

Bonus fourth: Rizzo as Telemachus

[theprofessional-amateur]

YES

[rockshitty]

[cosmonautroger]

[7pm]

[ID: a little dog eating raspberries from a bush. /End ID.]

[scramratz]

saw a youtube video with a date of 20 years ago and i thought "surely this is a glitch, youtube wasnt even around 20 years ago" and then i watched as my hands shriveled and fell to dust before my very eyes

[tainbocuailnge]

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

[tainbocuailnge]

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

[nudityandnerdery]

This seems like a good post to include this link on:

Your Cookware Got Worse On Purpose

One buyout firm quietly collected Pyrex, Corelle, Instant Pot, and Oneida. Farberware is a name on a 200-year lease. And the pans still wort

Talking about popular kitchenware companies undergoing enshittification, and gives you a list of brands towards the end that are more reliable.

[feldfrog]

Where did the Sirens learn to sing so beautifully? It’s not like they can go to Juilliard or study music theory out in the open ocean. I’m gonna go ask

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[therantingsocialscientist]

Some more context:

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses"

On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

The Backlash Is So Strong That People With "Pervert Glasses" Are Afraid to Use Them in Public

Meta's camera-equipped "AI Glasses" are so divisive that some adopters are reportedly leaving their expensive smart glasses at home.

[blackjame]

I don't know how to phrase this. But this is the nth instance of femicide I've seen in the past two days.

I want to say this is the 7th girl or woman I've heard wind of being murdered by her partner in that period, but Jesus Christ. It sickens me that it happens it all.

[catasters]

[rowdydogs-blog]

[creekfiend]

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

[creekfiend]

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

[fool-counter]

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS … are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

fool count: 4

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus