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The title is true.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

roald dahl, a moron and antisemite: and then matilda's powers went away cause she didn't need them anymore

danny devito, a beloved icon: and matilda kept her powers cause she was a cool as fuck little autistic jewish girl

[aster-28]

@zhbg9224 's tags:

[zhbg9224]

ahaha hey who's that

[jaafar-gaza04]

Hello my friend, my name is Jaafar from North Gaza, I am 24 years old, and finally after waiting for a whole year of killing, displacement, hunger, massacres and genocide against us, the time for a ceasefire has come, thank God we are still alive after all the exhaustion, and during the next week we will return to our homes in North Gaza, which was completely destroyed, unfortunately our area was completely and brutally destroyed and we have nothing left, neither a home, nor property, nor furniture, nor clothes, nor any other clothes, I know that returning to the north will be very painful and difficult due to the lack of the necessities of life, and we will start building our lives from scratch, but we are happy for the war to end.

Please 🙏, donate to my campaign to save my family, even a small amount will help us stabilize ourselves a little, and buy some supplies 🥹, I hope that God will protect your family and friends, thank you 🥰🩵

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #299 )✅️

Help Jaafar Support His Family

Hi, my name is Elizabeth Barnes and I am a US citizen organizing this fundraiser on behalf of my friend Jaafar, who is fundraising to suppor

[zhbg9224]

Everyone always talks about how Edward Scissorhands is so dangerous because of his scissors for hands, but no one mentions the hazards of his shoulder blades

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[kat-the-oddity]

As a trans man. Yes. I’m a real man and so are the rest of us.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

i love how the reblog-to-like ratio is 8:1

[the-rodhaj]

hey btw you can unlike posts you accidentally like

[miggylol]

You've been isekai'd into a fictional setting. Spin this wheel to find out which one.

How will you fare?

This is going to be a BLAST, actually! I'm thrilled!

Okay, I can totally handle this. Let's go!

There will be challenges, no doubt, but I should certainly be able to meet them

I'm definitely concerned, but with a little luck I'll be able to make it through

My odds are ANYTHING but good, but I'm still going to try

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Voting ended onJan 9, 2025

[mylordshesacactus]

on the thirteenth day of christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918

[goddamnshinyrock]

[kaijutegu]

So while the birds are a terrible idea, your true love is legally in the clear! Remember, the Migratory Bird Treaty Act is only an agreement with the US, Mexico, Canada, Japan, and Russia- and only protects birds that occur in the US and aren’t game birds, which can’t be taken out of season. Are any of these birds subject to the MBTA? Let’s find out!

Partridge- not subject to MBTA, none are US species.

Turtle doves- not subject to MBTA, European species.

French hens- not subject to MBTA, these are domesticated.

Calling birds- this could be any songbird, so just pick a non-native species, like canaries or something. Alternatively, this may once have referred to colly birds, which meant the Eurasian blackbird… so not subject to MBTA.

Geese a-laying- not subject to MBTA, these are also domesticated.

Swans a-swimming- this is trickier since a lot of swans do spend time in North America, but if you use something like an Australian black swan, you won’t be in violation of the MBTA. While swans do have a hunting season in many states, these are swans a-swimming, not swans a-dead, and live take is not permitted.

So you see, none of these terrible gifts have to violate the MBTA! Local bylaws, quite possibly, but nothing federal.

[kiran-wears-science-blues]

Fantastic addition from @zhbg9224

[zhbg9224]

oh shit that's me

[sporesong]

support trans people.

[tori-isss-dying]

reblog it, i dare you

[number-1-haxorus-fan]

bet

[sillytransfemmething-deactivate]

bet

[zhbg9224]

I autismed too hard and connected the dots on my favorite video game AI that sing a credits song

[Image ID under Read More]

[ID: A Venn diagram made out of four ovals, each labeled with a letter and an image of a video game character -- in particular, a character presented as an artificial intelligence. Each overlap with these sections has a heading containing said letters in bold, followed by a description. These four sections are:

G - GLaDOS, from Portal

K - Kinito, from KinitoPET

M - Monika, from Doki Doki Literature Club!

R - Rambley, from Indigo Park

Sorted alphabetically and by number of overlaps:

GK - is mentioned in some scientist's all-caps warning about their deceit; was the last-ditch effort to give a failing company new direction

GM - is presumed dead at the proper end of the game, killed by the player destroying their necessary components, until they're woken back up by someone who regains their powers for the player's sake

GR - harbors a grudge against someone that was once leading the facility they run, although it turns out they don't know all the secrets below the surface of said facility until the player goes looking

KM - alters files on the player's computer via admin permissions, then gets killed the same way; hangs one of their friends; jumpscares the player if they notice recording software

KR - was explicitly made to be a user companion and makes that their mission as they try to cater an amusement park to the player's preference; their friends have nightmare versions that briefly chase you for one scene

MR - expresses that they haven't had a strong, close connection with anyone in so long until the player came despite the presence of their "friends"

GKM - wholly in control of the area they inhabit with minimal human input, if any

GKR - highly devoted to their respective jobs with as little deviation from the set plan as possible

GMR - tied in some way to scientists that want to conduct some unethical biological experiments that seemingly become bloodthirsty

KMR - openly sings about how the player was a net positive in their lives, albeit for a small bit of time

GKMR - A.I. that initially appears as helpful and/or friendly and latches onto the first human they see in a while; gets in over their head with the amount of power or lack thereof they have and strings the player along to serve their ulterior motives by deviating from their initial programming to do things with which they aren't authorized; comes clean after enough people die and presents a scenario where the player will be stuck with them indefinitely until one of them dies or fulfills the main goal; sings a song in the credits where they unload their feelings about the player

End ID.]

[zhbg9224]

I autismed too hard and connected the dots on my favorite video game AIs that sing a credits song

[Image ID under Read More]

[ID: A Venn diagram made out of four ovals, each labeled with a letter and an image of a video game character -- in particular, a character presented as an artificial intelligence. Each overlap with these sections has a heading containing said letters in bold, followed by a description. These four sections are:

G - GLaDOS, from Portal

K - Kinito, from KinitoPET

M - Monika, from Doki Doki Literature Club!

R - Rambley, from Indigo Park

Sorted alphabetically and by number of overlaps:

GK - is mentioned in some scientist's all-caps warning about their deceit; was the last-ditch effort to give a failing company new direction

GM - is presumed dead at the proper end of the game, killed by the player destroying their necessary components, until they're woken back up by someone who regains their powers for the player's sake

GR - harbors a grudge against someone that was once leading the facility they run, although it turns out they don't know all the secrets below the surface of said facility until the player goes looking

KM - alters files on the player's computer via admin permissions, then gets killed the same way; hangs one of their friends; jumpscares the player if they notice recording software

KR - was explicitly made to be a user companion and makes that their mission as they try to cater an amusement park to the player's preference; their friends have nightmare versions that briefly chase you for one scene

MR - expresses that they haven't had a strong, close connection with anyone in so long until the player came despite the presence of their "friends"

GKM - wholly in control of the area they inhabit with minimal human input, if any

GKR - highly devoted to their respective jobs with as little deviation from the set plan as possible

GMR - tied in some way to scientists that want to conduct some unethical biological experiments that seemingly become bloodthirsty

KMR - openly sings about how the player was a net positive in their lives, albeit for a small bit of time

GKMR - A.I. that initially appears as helpful and/or friendly and latches onto the first human they see in a while; gets in over their head with the amount of power or lack thereof they have and strings the player along to serve their ulterior motives by deviating from their initial programming to do things with which they aren't authorized; comes clean after enough people die and presents a scenario where the player will be stuck with them indefinitely until one of them dies or fulfills the main goal; sings a song in the credits where they unload their feelings about the player

End ID.]

[feralcringeman]

PROOF IN CASE YOU NEED IT

[feralcringeman]

Been seeing some people confused on what this means SO added this on to the post

Hope this clears it up

[feralcringeman]

Insanely happy with how far this post is going but I need everyone and I mean EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS POST TO PLEASE

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

We can’t just let this man get away with this and go completely free we NEED to fight back against this.

Here’s what you can do

1.Follow the instructions in the picture (alt text is included)

2.SPREAD THIS,SPREAD THIS LIKE CRAZYREBLOG,REPOST ON OTHER PLATFORMS, MAKE VIDEOS ON IT,TIKTOKS ON IT IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER JUST SPREAD THIS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN

3.CONTACT ANY ONE YOU MIGHT KNOW CAN HELP

Your government officials,people who run news websites FUCKING ANYONE

I know shit may seem hopeless right now but that is no reason to atleast TRY to make a difference

[ratdetectortheninth]

@rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector @ratdetector13 @ratdetector-x11 @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-13 @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-twelve @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-10 @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector @rat-detector-19x @rat-detector-the-22nd

Spread this, if you wish

[old-bay-vibes]

@maryland-officially @maryland-no-rabies @evil-maryland DO THE THING!!!!!!!!!!

[scp-threats-is-back]

Gimmicks

@youdeserveanaward @hawaii-official @i-misinterpret-posts @god-offical @jesus-christ-offical @loss-detector @law-of-ominous-threats @love-you-ominous-threats @city-of-london-official @missouri-real

Mutuals

@real-british-empire @thescaryhyperfem @same-pic-rick-roll @chaos-triangle @botcosarara

[spectralpaws89-20m]

@soberscientistlife @animentality @non-tyrannical-usa @liberalsarecool @starlitartworks

[fandom]

Witchy Wednesday!

An Agatha All Along witches poll for ye! Not a Marvel fan? Tell us about your favorite witch in the tags.

Which Witch?

Agatha Harkness

Wanda Maximoff

Teen ( 🤫)

Rio Vidal

Jennifer Kale

Alice Wu-Gulliver

Vertigo

Lilia Calderu

Evanora Harkness

I don’t watch Agatha All Along but boy, do I have a witch for you (tag it)

Voting ended onOct 31, 2024

[entertainingfaith]

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

[spacexualkids]

:)

[ladyofthefanart]

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

[lizluvscupcakes]

Would be kinda weird if it wasn’t!

[lycanthian]

夢の中でも DON'T STOP THE RADIO

[koi0boi-deactivated20260401]

Is prev dog or cat coded?

Arf

Meow

Voting ended onMar 26, 2024

[iri-desky]

GET KOSA TRENDING.

STOP SCROLLING NOW!

AS OF FEBRUARY 21ST, 2024, WE GOT FIVE DAYS UNTIL THE DAY OF DECISION OF THE KOSA BILL, WHICH WILL CAUSE MASS CENSORSHIP ROUND THE INTERNET IF PASSED. OR DOOMSDAY. WE NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS AND CONTRIBUTE. I'M NOT GIVING UP ON YOU ALL.

WE'RE DOWN TO THE WIRE BUT WE CAN'T GIVE UP YET. IF WE GIVE UP, EVERYTHING IS OVER. IF WE DON'T, AT LEAST WE HAVE A CHANCE.

I'M THE ONE WHO SOUNDED THE ALARM, AND I'M NOT GOING TO CURL UP AND DIE YET.

Reblog this post in every LEGAL way you can under the Tumblr guidelines with the appropriate tags. TELL AND TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW, then add the tags to see below... and more if you can think of any complying.

Visit badinternetbills.com if you want to find a way to defeat KOSA. It WILL NOT take much of your time. Reblog with any other information or sources, too-- but make sure to reblog if you can.

Reblog if you support lgbtq+ content.

Reblog if you support questioning queer youth and/or abused youth getting the information they need.

Reblog if you support Ao3 and/or other sites that wholeheartedly preserve talentedly made media.

Reblog if you're going to repost this on other sites than Tumblr and spread the word across Twitter, Tik Tok, Pinterest, or elsewhere, alongside the link to badinternetbills.com.

Reblog if you think KOSA is unfair and shouldn't be anyone's problem -- including the adults ALL OVER THE DAMN EARTH forced to face the mass censorship it causes because "think of the American Children!".

Reblog if you support internet activism and Palestine.

Reblog if you hate fascism or censorship, and don't want actually serious and helpful conversations censored on the internet.

Reblog if you value the internet in any way at all whatsoever.

We won't let this stand any longer. Let's start a riot and get this trending.

[officialbabayaga]

Rashida Tlaib has set up a petition to send to the White House to recognize and stop the ethnic cleansing and forced displacement happening in Gaza. If you’re a US citizen please sign. I have no illusions that this will change policy, but the public outcry against their actions must continue. We will not be distracted or discouraged from continuing to object to these humans rights violations.

[officialbabayaga]

Hi likes do not help this post, please reblog

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.