High Speed, Low Drag Shitposting

I reblog the best content from the best schizos on this site.

[glavilio]

so thank you to hungryroot for sponsoring this video as we deep dive into the obscure origin of a peasent-dish-turned-fast-food phenomenon and make the original honey busterd pickled sea fuck meal. this time on tasting history

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[sothisisablog]

Happy Ides of March!!

[ow-my-skin]

:(

[scarabesque-returns]

@frogressive-rock :(

[slavicgerman]

Israel in a nutshell.

[nic0nicokneeger-deactivated2026]

this implies that 1, 2 and 3 aren't pedophiles though

[bkfrtz-1979]

well I am a former IDF soldier and I am not a pedophile.

[f101-voodoo-silver]

Uh?

Nigga?

[bkfrtz-1979]

yeah I was stupid enough to fall for their victim propaganda when I came out of High School

[f101-voodoo-silver]

why the fuck did they even let you in?

nigga is you circumcised??

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

[ohtehnoeszombies]

this post contains notes

[zeesqueere]

does it?

does it though?

[pileofknives]

Fuck is going on here

[liina-puff]

post expired

[unyieldingsilence]

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[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[torix-gaming]

Reblogged this post before my account got nuked, then I broke my ankle in a slip and fall.

[wanderer-chronicles]

...a finger on the monkey's paw curls...

[torix-gaming]

Hey, I already broke my ankle.

[diseases-for-center-control]

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[diseases-for-center-control]

HELL YES UNTREATED STANDING WATER

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[diseases-for-center-control]

GROW MY CHILDREN

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[diseases-for-center-control]

YES

YES

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[diseases-for-center-control]

My children have invented a new mosquito-borne illness of Crash Your App

[sistersorrow]

Reblog to give your mutual's browser Digital Dengue Fever

[moethh]

praying for your mutuals is honestly so freaking funny

[heavenpierceher]

HOLD the fucking line NO christmas until dember

[heavenpierceher]

For every comment on this post with some bullshit about how christmas actually makes you happy and fuzzy inside so you can celebrate it whenever you want I’m going to go outside and kill an elf with a shotgun at point blank. Was it worth it?

[ziggyorkz]

Reblog if you love Christmas and hate elves!

[dailycatsblog]

[skulki-d]

We do

[ghost-in-your-computer]

Tell me what you see.

A light in the darkness.

A bearded man.

A mushroom cloud.

A head on a pillow.

Voting ended onOct 26, 2025

[tunnelsnacks]

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

Two Bears you hack

[squeakitties]

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

[ichorandpride]

#they really said “you can’t use wiki as an academic source-use our garbage AI that’s even less reliable”#and you can’t even opt out of it

no but you can FORCE it away. use ublock origin and copy paste the blacklist i made into the filters to be able to remove the bullshit AI overview that google forces. it also removes youtube's forced ads (at least until they fix it)

you can also use the ublacklist extension and use this blacklist of AI image generation websites to curate your google image results

there are ALWAYS ways around stuff. it's just a matter of looking into it and asking around

[nicenice7]

I'M FREE

[alistairsprayerwarrior]

FOR WIKIPEDIA!!!!

[tuxankhamun]

What about the Ottowoman Empire? #feminism #equality

[marshals-2]

They're called janissaries not jackissaries #girlpower #womeninthemilitary

[nitashinori]

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[wherelibertydwells]