holy mother of god i have GOT to get weirder
Don't get me wrong, I don't want to be frightening. I still want grandmas to think I'm a nice young lad. I just think it's vital to my health that I am bewildering and slightly indecipherable
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holy mother of god i have GOT to get weirder
Don't get me wrong, I don't want to be frightening. I still want grandmas to think I'm a nice young lad. I just think it's vital to my health that I am bewildering and slightly indecipherable
Highlights from the battle going on in the notes:
i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine (x)
DISGUSTANG
oh my god?
Okay please read this whole article because there is important information in ther, including;
1. She never yells at her students- her record breaking 121 decibel shout happened during an event she’d been invited to. She was defending her title after setting the previous shouting record during a competition at a church camp, where she got to 119.4 decibels
2. The only reason she entered the first competition was because her twin sister had entered and was about to win with a shout of 119.1 decibels.
3. They took her to an expert to try to understand how she shouted so very loud and his conclusion was that her supernatural volume was fueled entirely by her need to beat her sister.
Imho the idea of ‘cruelty free’ products or food shouldn’t mean that nothing died to create it, but rather that anything and anyone involved in the creation process hasn’t been exploited or harmed.
Leather is good actually. Veganism isn’t the end all be all to morality and consumption. The issue isn’t that a chicken died for those nuggets, but that while the chicken was alive, it’s life fucking sucked. Vegan chocolate means little if the cocoa that made it was gathered by child slave labor.
Factory farms, abuses of the people who pick the fruit and vegetables we eat, the focus profit and productivity over all else - that’s the fucking issue here. It’s capitalism folks.
as an adult, I am pleased to note that virtually everything that my parents or other authorities did that pissed me off as a kid, i was 100% justified in being annoyed at.
why are jeff kinney's replies so fucking funny
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Via Pam Johnson-Bennett
Doesn’t mean lasers are evil, just tells you what to think of when you play with one with your cat. Laser-play suggestions:
Reward your cat after they catch it! This can be a treat (laser off once caught - get their attention - toss or offer treat. Pick healthy/tiny treats if this happens often) or a toy that you then toss for them to actually catch. The usefulness here is you throw half the toys you would without a laser. Rewards play into the catch/eat of a cat’s hunt-catch-eat internal natural method.
Overwork - Natural Method: 1. Move the laser between ‘hiding’ spots the cat has to investigate/hunt, like the dot goes into a paper bag! Or under the dresser! Then is off so the cat has to inspect the place to find it. This is calmer than the frantic chase - though the zoomy chase can play a useful role! You should include breaks for the cat where you throw a kicker toy once the cat is worked up so they’re so wild they just attack it. Rewarded in the process, and still tuckered enough to maybe let you sleep tonight. 2. Move the dot along the edges/perimeters in a paced way with little pauses, mimicking a lil creature. The amount of jerk/length of pause/speed when moving can all play into whether a specific cat is interested, so adjust and see what gets the pupils big.
Injury - Including breaks and rewards can reduce the risk of injury, but pay attention to your cat and consider their usual health. If the laser is not routinely brought out, then be gentle with it. Consider the slip-nature of the current floor, the height your cat may jump from, don’t have them take sharp corners unless it is a very open space.
People love to make rules to ‘be safe’ but you can just… be safe about how you do things if you think about it before you do it? Most of the time.
These are so great! It’s so nice to see a sense of humor from companies!
Lil Nas X did a cover of Jolene and Dolly Parton responded to it on twitter
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From Dolly’s insta:
I feel like it gets a bit lost, with how readily we meme his songs online, but Lil Nas X really does have a beautiful country singing voice. He might have the best voice for soulful, impassioned, male country vocals since Johnny Cash, and this cover really shows that off.
he is perfect for outlaw country not that new i love my truck an 'murica stuff that calls itself country
#I know it's not his primary aesthetic and he seems pretty committed to the vibe he's got going on now but like #what IF he just singlehandedly brought back outlaw country #he's powerful he could DO IT #maybe the next album #lil nas x
the worst moment of my life was when i was in highschool and we were talking about famous serial killers and i confidently blurted out “jeff the killer!!” and everyone was like… hes not real. and i was like yes he is wtf? you guys dont know about jeff the killer? he killed prostitutes in victorian england? and then they just all looked at me like i was an idiot. jack the ripper. i meant jack the ripper.
its not my fault my mind works like this
There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.
quick question
why is the one in the middle wearing 5 shirts
that’s why she’s being bullied
ok but they also have different versions that show each girl in the group getting bullied by the others
This is a modern work of art
I’ve seen them once labeled as “homoerotic bullying pictures” and honestly don’t know what else to call them
u r born on this planet against ur will and then they tell u drugs r illegal. this is all made up. wtf.
The internet experience…..
honestly really hate how most of the people i follow on social media now “act” like influencers. how my friends will pose in the most outlandish poses i know they didn’t come up with and how they will film their hotel stays and beach vacation days and post it to their stories with some shitty dubstep over it like they’re filming an ad or something. how one of my friend groups gathered at this bar instead of the other because “this one will give us better pics” honestly just hate all of it
not to sound like a boomer but i miss the pictures in vacations where people would just go \o/ you know? like they literally just went “yay i’m here!” i miss that. i miss seeing the kind of pics like shitty pics my mom took of the inside of her hostel when she backpacked through europe not because she wanted to show anyone but because she wanted to remember it or the random shots of chairs and posters she just thought looked cool. i miss taking pictures with people and not thinking about my angles. i miss just doing things without performing them
to be clear this isn’t me dunking on any my friends or anyone that does this, it’s not the people that bother me it’s the cultural phenomenon. i just hate that it feels like there is one “right” way to experience things now and if you don’t do it then your experiences aren’t as valid
i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here
are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????
life rlly just feels like a vicious cycle of whispering to yrself "im good. im kind. i am a lover. i am. soft handed." & it returns back to you as "are you sure? are you sure? are you sure?"