professional gangweed slonker

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[15357642]

this really is the only blog on tumblr dot com

[squeakitties]

i finished reading your story and i must say that, while it's alright, there's so many plot holes because the characters made irrational decisions and didn't think logically 100% of the time. consider fixing this next time please

[ehksidian]

also, the fact your characters weren’t able to overcome their internal struggles is a massive plot hole. everyone knows emotions are very easy to understand and sort, and the fact your characters acted on them was such a massive story contrivance it broke my sense of belief. please fix this.

[lesbx]

I can act a little silly

but also serious. if the situation calls for it.

[timsplosion]

Some eggs are too thick to crack in one go.

[frankiecorleone]

[toesuckler]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[ace-aussie-asshole]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

good content

[z37q]

this is somehow already a classic short video

[sanpellegrinopussy]

This looks like it was shot in 2019 and 2006 all at once

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Yesterday I had a dreamt Tumblr started drawing Perry the Platypus humanized and he became a Tumblr-sexyman even tho he doesn't have a Canon human design yet. Then Disney made it canon and married him with Doofenshmirtz on a theatrical movie. Everyone cried and called it the ship of all time, blueprints, etc etc. And even casual people started cosplaying them. And making weddings themed after them. A floating sans head was there for some reason, whispered "February 1" and I woke up in a cold sweat

[echoes-of-the-unknown]

The prophecy✨👀 (without text ver. can be found here)

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

YOOOOOOOOO

[nyancrimew]

disney announces last openly straight character

[nyancrimew]

john

[kymeira]

I know people outside of the Southwest generally don’t think about the desert / its peoples but this is only one disgusting act committed by DHS/the United States. They’ve also blown up ancient O’odham burial sites this year.

[koopytron]

Usually I avoid posting things that bum me out on my blog but I want to make it clear for people who don’t live out here in the desert.

Harming these cacti, even accidentally, is a felony. Collecting their dead parts requires permission. They are some of the most protected plants in the country and even having them on your private property does not make you immune to these laws.

And yet there will be no punishment for the people that did this and it’s infuriating. The silver lining is that cacti are pretty robust and often can be replanted to an extent, but there’s no excusing the damage this wall has caused not only to plants, but to animals and people as well.

[iambecomingme]

Say it with me “America was never great to begin with” we live on stolen land. It’s time america and Canada honor and respect the treaty signs with indigenous Nations!!!!!

[wordfather]

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

[brightgreendandelions]

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

[wordfather]

okay you werent supposed to know that

[kaijuno]

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kaban-bang]

[boysborntodie]

Starting a chain!! With this quiz and this Picrew.

Tagging: @tuff-ponyboy @veggiesforpresident @sleeplessgreaser @fishfishfishfishfishfishfish1 @literallyhim0 @cadesblade @tigergirlpaya @arieshasbrainrot57 and anyone else who wants to do this.

[sleeplessgreaser]

I am in fact, very complicated lmao

@veggiesforpresident @tuff-ponyboy @slimysalamander1114 @cutesyanomaly

[slimysalamander1114]

@litrllyvoid @dandelionxdreams @who-is-this-weirdo @leopardusk @morningdewflop

Hope you don't mind the mention moots <3

[leopardusk]

Tried to make the Picrew look like me

@ratchetsfataft @appreciate-your-bones @artaelyn

[artaelyn]

I am so happy with my quiz result (it is accurate). I made the picrew kinda look like me. If I was a vampire elf

@gays4galadriel @doggopats @amethyst-reads-a-lot

[gays4galadriel]

hii omg tysm for tagging me!! this quiz result is an honor lmaoo

tagging: @kerioed @alilsakurablossom @englishdictionary

[thatisntverycombefair]

thank you for the tag <3

@honeyheadbanger @aquapriince @elijah-loyal /nf

[elijah-loyal]

thanks @alilsakurablossom <3

and i got, 'dead/going to die"

@hyperfixationstation1 <3

[hyperfixationstation1]

Okay…

thank you for the tag! @elijah-loyal

@patron-minette @seinengirl @granhairdo 🤲

[granhairdo]

👀

thanks for the tag @hyperfixationstation1

tagging @rrcenic :)

[rrcenic]

omg wait i had so much fun w this?? and im rlly surprised by my results tbh

@cissyenthusiast010155 @thatdumbgoth @that-other-fruity-emo @nickwildelvr @lord-of-the-bundle-of-sticks @felixfeliccis @peachtaglia @chaoticstateofaffairs + anyone whod like to!!

[rrcenic]

my little sister did it as well!!

[2xmiu]

was not tagged but i’m doing it anyway

@maybemoss @stars-and-soda @bearthecaptain , anyone i forgot, and anyone who wants to join

[stars-and-soda]

Thank you for the tag, sorry I'm so late!!

I'm tagging @treesbian @yay-depression @kahkakow and anyone who wants to join :]

[yay-depression]

thank you so much!

i’m tagging @agender-adrastea @thehappyee and @gummyeyes

[gummyeyes]

Tyty for the tag :D!!!

Tagging: @rosetherandomreblogger @uwudini @ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2 @cacaxa @stars-and-branches @hypoelectric @distinguished-coffee-grounds @watermelon-converse @spastuetheobsessedphylosopher @orbitalbeetle and anyone else who wants to join!! :]<3

[distinguished-coffee-grounds]

thanks for the tag!!!!

tagging ( no pressure!) @deviltownresident @veradragonjedi @ty-isnt-there @hypoelectric (again) @styx-doesnt-do-art @fishandchips321 @artemis-dawn8 +anyone else who is interested :3

[styx-doesnt-do-art]

STOP TRYING TO DIAGNOSE ME TUMBLR IT'S NOT HELPING

Open tags cause I'm lazy

[countably-infinite-rats]

am i really the first person to get dumbass???? *sigh*

@sprite-up @transgender-rex @a-sentient-cup

[izzuvvu]

I wasn't tagged but idc this looked fun (& it was!)

tagging: @cutecafekitty @rockcattomato @ultimatengine @creetchur-official & anyone else who wants to! ^_^

[15357642]

YIPPPEEE!!!!! our picrews look rlly similar lol :3

[natalieironside]

"You got vampire lore wrong in your story because real vampires do this and that" Buddy I have terrible news about all of vampires. Heartbreaking news. Worst news you're gonna hear all day.

[tactfulsaboteur]

are they problematic. did they get canceled

[animentality]

[fierceawakening]

"Thank you" is LITERALLY TWO WORDS

[freshydip]

been looking at the old Bill Cipher reddit AMA and there's so much gold but this is by far my absolute favorite