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defilerwyrm

My fortune cookie wants me to write fanfic

amynchan

This is the fanfic fortune. It shall inspire you to fanfic.

rabidchild67

Reblog to cure writer’s block

hikergirl

dykedekuremade

you laugh but this was the plot of full metal alchemist

persona5png

Excuse me??

whitepeopletwitter

pegasimyth

I needed this literally two hours earlier, so I sat and did research and stuff and then the first thing that comes up on my feed I swear to god

but its here so that you can use it, yes, you, go forth with this knowledge

#writing #help for writers

whitepeopletwitter

captain-snark

My neighbors were having a socially distant gathering a month ago and the 5 year old nephew loudly shouted in their direction “do you see this?? They’re having a party!! It’s illegal!”

Kids will just do that.

jabberwockypie

At age 4 I marched up to some college boys on my mom’s college campus and bitched them out for littering.

Kids will absolutely just do this. (But you can encourage them, if you want.)

wittyusernamed

I straight-up walked over to a man who was smoking, and told him he was going to die

multifandom-mashup-615

At age 4 or 5 I asked my mom why the woman at the registers butt was so big….

Be careful what you wish for

quaculaarchive

this is the worst day ever so this guy offers me to bathe in this new fangled bathtub and im taking the bath and its cool and the motherfucker starts chopping carrots in it. go do that somewhere else.

renousim

*sets up a nice hot bath just for you*

yrakenveitbluther-deactivated20

just for me? well...thank you. *starts climbing into it fully clothed*

renousim

*begins slicing in carrots, and various other vegetables into the water behind your back*

queazyy

imagine if zuko’s fire turned rainbow after seeing the dragons,,,

dreamsequencer

GAY FIRE GAY FIRE GAY FIRE

#zuko #atla #avatar #avatar the last airbender #zuko fanart #avatar: the last airbender

firelxrdazula

idk why do firebenders lose their bending during the day of black sun but dont lose their bending at night like thats also dark bitch wtf

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libertarirynn-deactivated202006

I don’t think it’s just the darkness I think it has something to do with the blocking of the sun spirit’s energy something something magic something moon something. Like how Katara is a more powerful bender depending on the moon and the tides. Plus I’m pretty sure firebenders tend to be weaker at night, but not completely powerless.

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

Firebenders are strongest during the day because of the energy they get from the sun.

Waterbenders get their energy from the moon and their power rises and falls with the tides/lunar phases.

An eclipse is a big ball of water energy covering a big ball of fire energy, meaning the moon is 2x strong against the sun.

theaustinstollhaus

Firebenders don’t lose their power at night because moonlight is refracted sunlight.

theaustinstollhaus

Seriously, did no one think of this? When Iroh tells Zhao, “Don’t kill the moon spirit, we need it too” what did you think he meant?

mageknight14

Zhao was that much of a fucking idiot.

h-cilantro

Zhao looked at only the first few responses to this post and went on his merry way.

#atla #avatar the last airbender #avatar #avatar: the last airbender #a:tla

avatarmerida

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

PSA:

being half native, i am beyond tired of this reoccurring theme. for all of you cryptid fans, the wendigo, thunderbirds, skinwalkers, etc. are NOT cryptids. they are a part of indigenous culture and are spirits/entities, and not anything like mothman. they are religious and cultural folklore, despite the fact that cryptozoologists try to classify them as cryptids.

also, do not associate any non-indigenous oc’s with ANY spirits from native culture and folklore, as it is very insensitive (i.e. kylo ren wendigo, named “rendigo”) to the culture and considered white-washing. our culture, practices, and religion has already been stretched far and thin over the years. be respectful please.

shittycryptids

Hey guys, I know you aren’t used to seeing posts like this from us, but just a reminder to be respectful about what gets called a cryptid! We don’t accept any submissions with skinwalkers, wendigos, or thunderbirds. If anyone sees any cryptids on this page that make them uncomfortable or that they feel are appropriating any particular cultural folklore for a joke, let me know and I will delete the post and make sure that I correct the issue going forward. Thanks!!

wahtdahel-blog

Most of the medical research was done on white males and their response to medicine. This is why medical books should only serve as a framework but clinical expertise matters more.

And this is why we need more black doctors.

populationpensive

There is a great instagram called Brown Skin Matters that has certified photos of different rashes and skin conditions. I find this VERY helpful. I just recently stumbled on it and it’s a nice, quick, resource.

zenkaiankoku

This is what they mean when they say we’re killing people of color. Our healthcare system caters to white skin. And it needs to change.

kvrs-deactivated20220420

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

marauders4evr

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

marauders4evr

#raises hand #i dont understand #please explain?

In order for disabled people to receive any sort of financial assistant for their housing, food, bills, medical supplies, etc., they cannot ever have more than $2,000 of resources to their name. Ever.

It doesn’t matter what it’s for.

You’re saving up for a new wheelchair?

For college?

To put a downpayment on a house?

Hell man, you just happen to budget for once in your life so that you can have some extra money in case something bad happens?

Your benefits immediately get cut off if you’re a cent over $2,000.

And, even worse, you usually end up having to pay back every dollar the government gave you that month.

So say you get $400. If they find out you’re twenty dollars over the resource limit, you have to give them all $400 back and you undergo an investigation of your funds to see if you will continue getting money.

“What if I spend the money that day?”

Doesn’t matter. In fact, from what I can tell, people who do this are actually put under investigation for fraud.

And yes, this system literally kills people.

locuas642

Remember when “Guardians of the Galaxy” came out? one of Rocket Racoon’s creators, Bill Mantlo, suffered an accident in 1992 and has irreparable brain damage.

before the movie came out, Marvel gave him an exclusive preview screening. SOme people were upset because they felt if Marvel was really wanted to thank mantlo, they should have donated money to Mantlo’s family.

Bill Mantlo’s brother had to come out and explain: If Marvel gave them monetary aid, Bill Mantlo would lose his financial assistance.

rootbeergoddess

That’s so utterly depressing.

sushinfood

disgusting

beeskeepony

I have friends on welfare who won’t pick up a penny in the street because they’d risk the welfare they struggled to get for 10 years.

raenboow

oh look another fucked up thing in this world. let’s just add it to the list. number 63858b

luvtonique

My brother has been on California State SSI for autism for the last 10 years, and he absolutely has to (no joke, HAS TO) spend all 720 bucks of his SSI every month, because if he puts it in the bank he risks losing his SSI altogether.

Sometimes, at the end of the month, he has no idea what to do with his money because the whole month went by and he still has 400-ish bucks in his account, and he fucking panics because he doesn’t want to get anywhere near 2,000.

And here’s the funnest part of the story!

One day he did a huge commission on Second Life and wound up earning 1500 bucks off of it, and he told the guy to donate it 500 bucks at a time over 3 months. The guy didn’t want to, and just donated all 1500, which put my brother at 2,036 bucks.

The state IMMEDIATELY (I’m talking less than an hour) called him up to tell him over the phone that they were canceling his SSI, because they noticed he had gone over the 2,000 buck threshold. He had to tell them that someone had made a charitable donation to him and that this was not a common occurrence in any way shape or form, and upon not believing him, my mother had to call to talk to them as his legal caretaker and say basically the same thing until they called off the cancellation of his SSI money.

He also had to cancel his renter’s assistance because it put him to 1,062 a month, so if he went 30 days without spending any money they’d cancel his SSI altogether. Like, none of us in the family have any fucking clue why that regulation is in place and it’s the stupidest shit in human history.

Please, legal side of Tumblr, tell me what positive reasoning this law has?

sodomymcscurvylegs

Happy 4th of July everyone! This is what the “nation of opportunity” looks like.

xfirecorex

There’s something called an ABLE account that can help. If you are on SSI and were diagnosed as disabled before the age of 26 you can apply for an ABLE account that will allow you to save up to $99,000. More people need to know about this!