whoever did this needs to get
a raise
fired
You think you’re A WISE OLD MYSTIC but really you’re just a EMO GHOST…..
Oh shit

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whoever did this needs to get
a raise
fired
You think you’re A WISE OLD MYSTIC but really you’re just a EMO GHOST…..
Oh shit
Massachusetts is an SCP now and honestly they’re right
god i fucking love the scp foundation
Minerals Make Life is a National Mining Association initiative created to share information about domestic minerals mining and its importanc
Just for funsies
www.twitch.tv/jopine
just watch the live stream
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Kitty cat photos. I love my Andi
Hour and a half of payment for studio time to start this
Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?
Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.
what the shit does that mean
I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.
“❮You guys had better back off a little,❯ I said. ‘Not too far,’ Jake said. ‘We have to be able to get between you and Fluffer fast.’ ❮Oh, I can kick Fluffer’s butt,❯ I said, joking. I guess I felt a little embarrassed about having let the shrew take control of me. 'Uh-huh,’ Marco said dryly. 'Cat versus mouse. Who would you bet on?’ 'Haven’t you ever seen Itchy and Scratchy?’ Cassie asked. 'Mouse, definitely. Besides, she’s not a mouse.’”
— Book #2: The Visitor (Rachel), pg. 62 (by K.A. Applegate)
Cassie got Rachel’s back
I read this as bald and was very confused
I wonder what Christian meme groups are like. I mean some Christians have the biggest victim complexes in the world and if you couple that with first person perspective memes, you’d probably get memes like:
Oh thank fuck it is my time to shine
These are all from a Christian meme group that I joined for some reason but fell in love with
I’ve been consuming Christian memes since I was about fourteen and they’re all like this. Also:
May I add:
ok i spent hours looking through christian discord servers for these
Some personal favorites I’ve encountered
I’m not sure if any of these count as blasphemy exactly but happy sunday yall.
This goes so well with what my mother says.
‘God has to have a sense of humor or else he wouldn’t have created us.”
Listen I know I’m Jewish but this shit is too fucking funny for me not to reblog
mother 3: so we have this system where you can attack in beat with the music for combos! no worries, it’s really simple and easy to understand! have fun :)
mother 3: this song is in 29/16
From the Brawl BRSTMs YouTube description:
*cries in musician*
for context This, it the 71907/40120 song.
mother 3: yeah you just gotta do combos with the rhythm its easy!
also mother 3: *whatever this is*
What the actual fuck
“Alright guys, the Masked Man is one of the toughest opponents in the game. How do we make this battle difficult?”
“Alien time signature”
i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it
Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”
Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”
@sineala
#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trek give me the story of this fast and loose vulcan
“sir…these…these humans…they greet each other by…” *glances around before furtively whispering* “by clasping hands…”
*prolonged silence* “oh my…”
“sir…sir how will we make first contact with them? surely we…we cannot refuse this handclasping ritual, they will take it as an insult, but what vulcan would agree to such a distasteful and uncomfortable ritual??”
*several pensive moments later* “contact the vulcan high command and tell them to send us kuvak. i once saw that crazy son of a bitch arm wrestle a klingon, he’ll put his hands on anything”
Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: “….my day has come.”
The vulcan who made first contact with humans is named Solkar guys. Y’all just be makin’ up names for characters that already have names.
Bonus: here’s a screencap of Solkar doing the “my body is ready” pose right before he shakes Zefram Cochrane’s hand:
I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they are “distant xenophobes” or “horny on main for humanity”. Also apparently this guy is Spock’s great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.
Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkar’s descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so I’m not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkar’s descendants and humans, but I’m also not….not….saying that.
actual footage of first contact makeouts
The slow deliberation with which Solkar takes Cockrane’s–I’m sorry, Cochrane’s–hand… The sheer sensuality witch which Solkar infuses an otherwise borderline impersonal social ritual… It clearly shows a very conscious knowledge, on Solkar’s part, of what the significance of the handshake is in Vulcan terms and of how affected he is by it.
That’s why he’s so slow in doing it, and so sensual. A part of Solkar can’t believe this is happening, despite it being a perfectly logical thing to expect from a human, and the rest of him can’t believe how good it is.
I bet that if the camera zoomed in any further we would see the dilation of Solkar’s pupils and a quickly-repressed shiver of delight. Cochrane’s firm, businesslike clasp is probably (in sexual terms) being perceived as a deliciously carnal display of dominance.
No wonder Solkar is all like, “TAKE ME, YOU WILD-MANNERED BARBARIAN WITH ENTICINGLY ROUGH CALLUSES.”
And so we find out that yes, there is such a thing as bottoming in Pon-farr.
Every time this post comes round my dash, it just gets better.
#somehow the idea of vulcans being Horny On Main always gives me the giggles#like literally all they had to do#was be like actually#hand contact is very intimate for our species#and im p sure humanity as a whole would not find that insurmountably weird#there are human cultures that dont shake hands#vulcans are logical enough to think that through on their own#so clearly that vulcan was just down to fuck#down to fuck in a public#professional diplomatic situation no less#and he did not fucking care who knew it (via kittykatthetacodemon)
Some Vulcan: we could probably just explain that handshakes are intimate in our culture
Solkar, rubbing lip gloss on his hand: don’t tell me how to do my job
Gays!! Wake up!!
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