[atomosphericnonsense]

Prepotente is literally just a baby he should be having snack time and not experiencing the horrors

[darrenpillowscriss]

sam watching josh with growing horror throughout the newest game changer ep as he realizes what he's done is literally modern day victor frankenstein and his monster am i making Any Sense

Look upon your creation and weep, Sam Reich

[jacksloper]

incredible things happening on tonight’s game changer

[discflame]

my live reaction to this moment

[ezra-didntreallyfall]

His job is beach

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[star-h0pper]

it's really really funny to me that eva stratt's list of crimes canonically includes piracy. do movie only fans know they tried to take her to court for pirating everything ever published and she ron swanson'd her way out of it. i need you all to know this.

[keydekyie]

Perihelion: I like being the biggest, smartest, most dangerous thing around. Being the biggest, smartest, most dangerous thing around makes me good at my function: protecting my crew and helping them complete missions. I care deeply about my crew, who trusts me to fulfill my function with the immense power I have. Because they trust me, I can banter with my crew in ways that would terrify outsiders. Terrifying outsiders amuses me and I will take every opportunity to do so. If they can't handle it, then they can't handle the mission. I don't care what their past experiences are. Trauma? Skill issue. Get over it.

other PSUMNT machine intelligences: We are also huge and smart and good at our jobs. Stop being weird.

Perihelion: >:(

Random rogue SecUnit: I'm often the biggest, smartest, most dangerous thing around and this causes me enormous amounts of stress. You scare the shit out of me but that's nothing new, so honestly fuck you. Here's a compilation of what the extensive amounts of brain torture I've endured feels like. Chew on that, asshole. Oh btw, despite being an anxious, traumatized mess, I'm extremely good at and dedicated to my function: protecting my clients. The very idea that I might snap and hurt the people I've come to care about is so distressing that I'm risking my life and using my newly acquired freedom to find out whether I can be trusted or not. I'll let you do painful experimental surgery on me to help me even though you're the most dangerous thing I've ever met, because while you were using my brain to watch hundreds of hours of TV with me I realized you're really a big softy. Like me. But don't you dare try to talk to me about my feelings.

Perihelion: ...

Perihelion: Please take my phone number.

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[spectroacha]

DOES IT NOT STOP

[afk-lost]

Dungeon Crawler Carl really came out here and said the human race can out-stubborn fucking anything, asks what survival is and what you're willing to do for it, and how you carry the weight. that capitalism is violence, and that it breeds violence. that we need to hold each close and do what we can to help when we can, because what else is there?

....it also made me read the word nussy in a context where it makes sense.

[oakssincave]

you are right and you should say it louder

[makesomenoise]

Brennan did NOT expect the prompt after... 😭

➡️ Go to Dropout.tv to watch the season four finale of Make Some Noise now

The Noise Boys Hype Each Other Up - Season 4 - Dropout

Josh, Zac, and Brennan gain enlightenment and meet God.

[nat-20s]

i think one of my personal favorite aspects of the dungeon crawler carl series is watching Carl, a cishet dude, avoid any sexual or romantic subplots with the deftness of a trained aroace.

[toastedjam]

This is absolutely at its funniest in the Butcher’s Masquerade. His female companion who he’s been training for the last 2 books leaves the party then partway through says that she needs to talk to him about something important in person before the end of the floor but then she shows back up with a new boyfriend and Carl is just like “she was a sister to me lol” and it turns out that she just wanted to talk about their respective drug addictions or something (I might not have read to the part where what that discussion actually was was revealed, but the drug thing is funnier). Then a naked elf chick gives him the fuck me eyes and he just ignores her. And his ex girlfriend comes back from the dead in a prom dress and his cat berates the shit out of her.

Meanwhile the 1 month old dinosaur with an overprotective mom and FUCKING LOUIS are getting more action than him.

Bro is just too locked in for snu snu I guess.

[alexxuun]

Fist my bump!

Wait until you hear about fist me…

[homunculus-argument]

I think going too deep into anything should warrant a balrog. You scroll too far down on your phone when you should've gotten up an hour ago, you've spent all afternoon sleuthing to figure out why your mom's former neighbour whom you haven't seen since you were 15 and don't give a fuck about got a divorce, you've been ruminating the same situation over and over and over, and a big fuckass beast thing shows up to stop you because you have delved too deep and now you have to fight the balrog.

[i-merani]

[cannibalchicken]

[toastyglow-rb]

1920s gangster voice: when you stare into the boid the boid stares back

[edalynn-ink]

Harrow is an unreliable narrator because she just gave herself a lobotomy, Nona is an unreliable narrator because she was quite literally born yesterday, but Gideon is an unreliable narrator because she is consistently not telling us important details about how she feels about people. She tells us that she hates harrow and wants her to die, but then when harrow is actually in danger she's searching the whole house to help her. She's talking about how she "wants to beat harrow up" but then side comments on she won't because harrow's "eyelashes are trembling with rage"! Don't even get me started on the "evil, loathsome, bad teens" who she tells us she has hostility with, but they seem to trust her more than anyone else in Canaan House...