Idk Anymore Bro

sorry my theme is homestuck im too lazy to change it

[kosmogrl]

[pinkbeetroot]

[housegoblin]

lifes so hard

[bathroomcube]

[katjohnadams]

[lurks-no-more]

As the saying goes, the difference between having nothing and having a billion dollars is a billion dollars.

The difference between having a million dollars and having a billion dollars is also a billion dollars.

That million is 0.1% of the billion dollars; it's a literal rounding error.

[prismatic-bell]

That person with a million dollars is one cancer diagnosis from broke.

That person with a billion dollars doesn't understand why the rest of us get so mad about healthcare, because we should just put it on a credit card and pay it off next month like they do.

And lest you think that's me being hyperbolic:

The late Rush Limbaugh, net worth $600 million (so a little over half a billion), actually said this on his radio show. This is not a hypothetical example I made up.

[hardwrench]

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

[little-theatre-fairy]

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

[hardwrench]

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

[startedwellthatsentence]

Comment on my MA thesis:

[dunmestuffy]

[dunmestuffy]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

[porcupine-girl]

Yes, that’s. That’s where we are.

[deep-dark-fears]

You had a good run. An anonymous fear submitted to deepdarkfears.com/submit - thanks!

Want to pick up some original artwork or a signed book? I'll be at Comic Arts Los Angeles this December 13-14th www.comicartsla.com/

[paparoach]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I keep sending them off on “boar hunts” together and wouldn’t you know? they keep coming back after with big smiles and boar heads and the unmistakable stench of brotherly camaraderie. what sick sad days are these!

[dinocaptain]

two types of advisors

[monaluisa]

[necrowtic]

you cant be talking like that white baby

[necrowtic]

white baby this is getting out of hand

[soulcoda]

@itsplutohere this is too funny not to be able to reblog lol

[maxwellpaws-deactivated20260219]

This popped into my head

[elegiczny]

Petri dish moldzoi and their spores

And also Moldzoi reference from two months or so ago

[beastliness]

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

[beastliness]

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

[malnedott]

hands in various paintings by luca giordano 🥀

[pepsimaxolotl]

[quasi-normalcy]

HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

[quasi-normalcy]

Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome

[silverwhittlingknife]

i am picturing it

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Hobbes and Tigger would find some aspect of tigerhood to bond over, but Calvin would put Christopher Robin in the ground.