Parshmallow

Parsheana/22/ND

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[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

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[gaybuttfuckzone]

[savethematches]

tumblr dont sleep on letterkenny

[little-sister-shotgun]

Honest to god I can’t understand anything any of them say.

[unorthodoxchronicles]

It’s two gay guys using hockey terms to catcall the two presumably straight hockey players (riley and jonesy) who then counter by being comfortable enough to accept the compliments. The conversation then continues along to describe different words and terms for a variety of queer folk as if said words were also hockey players. So when they say a word got cut it’s merely a euphanism for people agreeing not to use that term. The whole scene is two (presumably straight) men being educated gently on the subject by two gay men and listening rather than bickering.

[perissologist]

this dialogue is like something out of a greek drama it’s both downright melodic and utterly incomprehensible

[basketballamerican-deactivated2]

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ITS MINGUS

[weakpassword1]

He teeth too big for he gotdamn mouth!!!!!

[atlas-prime]

A loud vampire

[catchymemes]

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[shimashimashippo]

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[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[discountliquor]

[orchidbreezefc]

its that time of year

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[tastefullyoffensive]

(via sami_grayce)

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[svrssnp]

i am begging everyone to watch this video right now

[z7rkive]

HSHDJDJ

[azkabqn]

Dont avada kedavra the messenger

[november-secrets]

Why is this edited just like Unnhhh? I fucking love it!

[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

(soundcloud!)

[whistlepigxxx]

“My dad teaching math in Southern California (late 70s/early 80s)”

[bowieangel]

literally the only math class i would ever look forward to

[plvtarch]

he’s finally retiring after teaching for 40 years at the same school, so the yearbook had him recreate the picture