kaz !

minor - they/them

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Chuuya: ‘Three words, that’s all you have to say and i’ll be yours’

Dazai: ‘I got wine.’

Atsushi: ‘Dazai-san that's not-’

Chuuya: ‘I knew I loved you for a reason.’

Akutagawa, disgusted but used to it: ‘You two truly deserve each other.’

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kirishima: OMG

bakugou: what

kirishima: WE’RE DOING THAT THING COUPLES DO WHERE THEY MATCH CLOTHES

bakugou: for the THIRD time this WEEK, this is our UNIFORM. we’re in SCHOOL.

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todoroki: trust your gut!

midoriya: pal i have anxiety, the only thing my gut tells me is to abort mission

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midoriya: normalize blaming all your problems on kacchan

todoroki: normalize blaming all your problems on endeavour

bakugou: normalize blaming yourself for everything

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midoriya: kill me now plz

todoroki: tempting but no

midoriya: die then

todoroki: also tempting, still no.

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hc that kiri and mido swear just as much as bkg but no one knows except for bkg, so the both of them just constantly swear only where bkg can hear them but pretend they dont swear whenever someone else asks them to piss bkg off

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SOMEONE SAID MY FIC HELPED THEM DEICDE WHAT PRONOUNS THEY WERE COMFORTABLE WITH AND THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY HOLY SHIT

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bnha characters and their sleeping schedule

iida: sleeps from 10pm to 6am everyday. once woke up 30 minutes and proceeded to panic the entire day

bakugou: 8pm-12pm. honestly this man could sleep the whole day if you gave him the chance

midoriya: he either sleeps at 11pm or at 5am there’s no in between. (always wakes up at 6am)

uraraka: 12am-11am. someone tried waking her up at 8am on a weekend and she decked them

todoroki: 1am-5am. sleeps late bc nightmares and has a habit of waking up early bc of endeavwhores training. SIR PLEASE GET SOME SLEEP.

kaminari: 3am-12pm. cant sleep at night but could sleep through the entire day.

kirishima: 9pm-7am. has a fixed sleeping schedule, literally will fall asleep at this exact time no matter where he is.

jirou: 12am-6am. she either sleeps a lot or not at all

yaoyorozu: 10pm-7am.just like iida, deviating from her sleep schedule is as good as her getting drunk.

sero: 11pm-7:30am, changes depending on how tired he is but always wakes up by 7/8am everyday

ashido: 12am-6am. tries to stay up to keep kaminari company but ends up passing out every time

dabi: ??-?? no one has ever seen him sleeping,, (dabi=vampire?)

hawks: 9pm-12pm,, he literally sleeps so much. dabi lit him on fire once and he SLEPT THROUGH THAT

aizawa: 3am-7am. present mic snores way too loud and he has patrol and then school

shinsou: 2am-7am. changes depending on how much coffee is available. has gone 3 days without sleeping

hatsume: 11pm-7am. strictly believes in a good sleep schedule and has showed up at shinsou and mido’s house to make them go to sleep

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bnha characters as shit ive said b4

kaminari: ‘if i don’t take the test then i never failed it’

bakugou: ‘i swear to fucking god i will castrate you’

shinsou: ‘i wrote this after staying awake for 3 days straight honestly what’s the point of life anymore’

midoriya: ‘sorry for dying for a bit but i’m back’

todoroki: ‘joKes on YOU my parents ALREADY hate me’

iida: ‘i will find you and personally tuck you in bed’

uraraka: ‘i would die for this man and there’s nothing you can do to convince me otherwise’

kirishima: ‘i would say don’t hurt anyone but i know that’s useless so please try not to suspended? ’

mina: ‘mamma mia was a gays only event’

jirou: ‘i am going to DESTROY this guitar. I HAVE INDENTS ON MY FINGERS FROM PLAYING IT CONSTANTLY’

hagakure: ‘i know i don’t exist to you but would you mind getting your foot off my hand?’

monoma: ‘why are you still alive? i honestly thought natural selection would’ve taken you out by now’

eraserhead: ‘yes i’m unhinged what about it’

dabi: ‘okay i knoW fire is dangerous but it makes me look hot’

kurogiri: *about shigaraki* ‘hiss demon child’

present mic: ‘honestly i’m just vibing bht if the opportunity arises i will fuck you up’

hawks: ‘hey dabi? can you come pick me up? i got stuck in a vending machine...... THEY HAD GUMMY BEARS FOR A DOLLAR YOU CANT BLAME ME’

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YOSHINO JUNPEI DESERVED BETTER

YOSHINO JUNPEI DESERVED BETTER

YOSHINO JUNPEI DESERVED BETTER

YOSHINO JUNPEI DESERVED BETTER

YOSHINO JUNPEI DESERVED BETTER

YOSHINO JUNPEI DESERVED BETTER

YOSHINO JUNPEI DESERVED BETTER

YOSHINO JUNPEI DESERVED BETTER

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if fushiguro and kageyama not same person then why they have same birthday? 🤨

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kuroken are peraltiago in another universe. discuss.

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*atsumu taking a long time in the bathroom*

osamu: what are ya doing in there? practicing how to be an asshole?

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i just think that they.

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wren!! how’s ur day been? mine was pretty uneventful :/

maggie hi!! my day was fine mostly? it’s almost winter break so we were just prepping for midterms in jan ^_^ are ‘ya doing anything fun for the winter?

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hi um ^_^ if we’re moots (or you just follow me) dont be afraid to interact or like talk to me?? im still not sure how tumblr works but i love talking to people and helping them and just generally socializing?? so yeah??

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people are really like ‘dont ship *rarepair* they’ve never interacted thats weird!’ and then proceed to pine over a crush that they’ve never talked to,,