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we're not kids anymore.
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@adrienneadam
I had a brief period of feeling a teensy bit better but this morning I am just a shell of a human going through the motions.
I am moving though. I'm doing exercise. I'm playing games with friends. I'm trying.
This pit is proving a hard one to get out of this time.
being on tumblr is just cozy... you know what i mean? instagram and twitter is all flashy and loud but tumblr is as cozy as my bedroom with scented candles on a cold November night
I am going *through* it right now gang.
It is rough out here. I am in the pit.
But god dammit if I'm not going to keep trying.
I needed to put that out there. On this silly site. That still brings me joy when I'm at my worst.
That is all.
This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.
Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.
Exactly http://dlvr.it/TLYTqN
The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it
"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]
I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS
Santa is coming tonight.
@alltheshit-althetime
THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK
dancer is my life
YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME
@elodieunderglass
That’s just what deer are like?
Oh my goodness, a real heritage post!
I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
You’re going to get a cavity
good
30 min later, not much progress.
Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…
One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance
an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything
i’d rather be eating anything but this
two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again
3 fucking hours
I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.
Please. Please don’t bring this back.
‘Tis the season.
It’s November
TO BE JOLLY
I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint
Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you
fuck no
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
@theshitpostcalligrapher can you do satan’s asshole tasting like mint pls
oh my god this is one of the ANCIENT texts, i remember first seeing post like ten years ago
ink: diamine firestorm
Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
I love asking friends, without context, "what are you really into this week?" I'll go first. this week I'm really into mouthwash and sudoku. Last week I was into peaches.
we used to be a society on here!! reblog, don't like! I want to hear what you're into!!! I'm literally looking into the nyt game Pips!!!
This week I'm really into books. Games have taken a back seat for the week, and I've picked up one of my (many) unread books.
Book of the week is The Full Moon Cafe by Mai Mochizuki. It has cats.
starting a collection
getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled "hey stupid! the bus is that way!" very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes
one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went "this bitch thinks she's on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom."
My very first time in Boston. I was absolutely miserable, trying to drag my giant suitcase up a lengthy set of stairs in the pouring rain. This guy who had already reached the top looked back at me with the most pure expression of disgust I’ve ever seen in anyone’s eyes, marched back down the stairs, grabbed my suitcase, carried it to the top, left it there for me, and walked away without ever saying a word. I think about him often.
For the people in the notes going "why is Boston like this": a) the insults are a way to show you have no ulterior motives when helping someone (and don't need to be thanked or repaid), and b) Boston was settled by the Irish
also the Italians. mixing Irish and Italian sociocultural attitudes had the effect of multiplying the Sass Levels by the power of infinity, in the sense that you get all of the clever dry wit of the Irish and all of the bitchy gossipy condensation of the Italians rolled into one very stereotypically overly-friendly American package.
also worth noting that who you are to them doesn’t matter. they’ll talk to strangers like that and will also talk to their best friends like that. they’re just Like That.
More from the notes:
I need like, another 100 angry helpful Boston stories, they heal me. For some reason.
“Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.” - George Eliot
i know most leftists agree that everybody should have a right to food, water, shelter, and healthcare but i think a vitally important fifth pillar is privacy. people should not be compelled to be tracked, monitored, or to share personal space with others to access their other essential rights
Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda
Not enough people talking about tzatziki
I laughed but also I made this my job. I research for a living, essentially and it is purely because I. Must. Know.
