Gonna Be A Lemon Someday

Hi, yes, I'm still not sure what to put here despite having this blog for over 10 years

[cpericardium]

[themainspoon]

This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:

[emwheezie]

Happy black cat day!!

Here are some black cats I've drawn through the years

[and-fishing-equipment]

sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

[thememedaddy]

[agent-gei]

condolences to jinu

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[determinedowl23]

there’s a joke to be made about pilots here but i can’t think of one rn

[loulooser]

HOW I AM SO CONFUSED

[determinedowl23]

September 11 attacks - Wikipedia

[love-always-adelaide]

[wandering-aloneo-o]

big fan of how op is begging in the notes to not have this blow up on 9/11, meanwhile its only 9/2, the post has only been up for 28 hours, and its already at 24,450 notes and climbing

[loulooser]

EVERY FIVE SECONDS I GET A ‘40 people reblogged your post!’ NOTIF AND HALF OF THEM ARE ‘I cant believe this isn’t from 2015!’ YALL I DO NOT BELONG IN THE HALL OF FAME LOOK AT MY STUPID BLOG I DONT BELONG THERE

[deanwinchesterapologist]

went for a walk the other day and there were apples and blackberries growing along the trail and i walked past some teenagers smoking weed in a ditch and overheard one of them point to the fruits and say "bro that shit is bountiful"

[vulcandroid]

i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it

[roachpatrol]

Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”

Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”

[lilian-cho]

@sineala

[star-lord]

#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trek give me the story of this fast and loose vulcan

[moonsofavalon]

“sir…these…these humans…they greet each other by…” *glances around before furtively whispering* “by clasping hands…”

*prolonged silence* “oh my…”

“sir…sir how will we make first contact with them? surely we…we cannot refuse this handclasping ritual, they will take it as an insult, but what vulcan would agree to such a distasteful and uncomfortable ritual??”

*several pensive moments later* “contact the vulcan high command and tell them to send us kuvak. i once saw that crazy son of a bitch arm wrestle a klingon, he’ll put his hands on anything”

[evilminji]

Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: “….my day has come.”

[lierdumoa]

The vulcan who made first contact with humans is named Solkar guys. Y’all just be makin’ up names for characters that already have names.

Bonus: here’s a screencap of Solkar doing the “my body is ready” pose right before he shakes Zefram Cochrane’s hand:

[adreadfulidea-deactivated202402]

I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they are “distant xenophobes” or “horny on main for humanity”. Also apparently this guy is Spock’s great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.

[kaijuerotica]

Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkar’s descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so I’m not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkar’s descendants and humans, but I’m also not….not….saying that.

[tanukiham]

actual footage of first contact makeouts

[saucefactory-deactivated2019103]

The slow deliberation with which Solkar takes Cockrane’s–I’m sorry, Cochrane’s–hand… The sheer sensuality witch which Solkar infuses an otherwise borderline impersonal social ritual… It clearly shows a very conscious knowledge, on Solkar’s part, of what the significance of the handshake is in Vulcan terms and of how affected he is by it.

That’s why he’s so slow in doing it, and so sensual. A part of Solkar can’t believe this is happening, despite it being a perfectly logical thing to expect from a human, and the rest of him can’t believe how good it is.

I bet that if the camera zoomed in any further we would see the dilation of Solkar’s pupils and a quickly-repressed shiver of delight. Cochrane’s firm, businesslike clasp is probably (in sexual terms) being perceived as a deliciously carnal display of dominance.

No wonder Solkar is all like, “TAKE ME, YOU WILD-MANNERED BARBARIAN WITH ENTICINGLY ROUGH CALLUSES.”

[explorerrowan]

And so we find out that yes, there is such a thing as bottoming in Pon-farr.

[zinglebert-bembledack]

Every time this post comes round my dash, it just gets better.

[gallifreyanwriter]

#somehow the idea of vulcans being Horny On Main always gives me the giggles#like literally all they had to do#was be like actually#hand contact is very intimate for our species#and im p sure humanity as a whole would not find that insurmountably weird#there are human cultures that dont shake hands#vulcans are logical enough to think that through on their own#so clearly that vulcan was just down to fuck#down to fuck in a public#professional diplomatic situation no less#and he did not fucking care who knew it (via kittykatthetacodemon)

[hazeldomain]

Some Vulcan: we could probably just explain that handshakes are intimate in our culture

Solkar, rubbing lip gloss on his hand: don’t tell me how to do my job 

[meret118]

He could have just worn gloves, but chose not to.

[giandujakiss212]

I haven’t been on Tumblr for at least 2 years, I come back, and I see the old faves - but improved

[qlv-vllp]

[ablob]

skarmories and telephone poles

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[pansyfemme]

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

[kabaks]

well, will you?

[thewittyphantom]

[victusinveritas]

[razielim]

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

[parentheses-posts]

This post has 4 sets of parentheses.

[variouspolltournaments]

Siblings Tournament Finals

Mario and Luigi (Super Mario Bros)

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Voting ended onMar 5, 2025

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[probably-watching-fmab]

coming back to this poll because i MUST say some things about the elric brothers.

ed gave up his arm!! he was ready to sacrifice anything!!! to save his brother!!!! and al did the same!!!! he gave up potentially the chance to live so ed could use alchemy and save himself!!! and ed aka the fullmetal alchemist GAVE UP HIS ALCHEMY SO HE COULD BRING HIS BROTHER BACK!!! their whole motivation for everything is each other!!! ed becomes a state alchemist and they go on their journey so they can fix each other!!!!!!!!!! RAHHHHHHHHH

[shinynx]

Naner video

[shinynx]

I showed them what u said and they shed a single tear each

[suiheisen]

“you dropped your dead bear": a love story