Michael Distortion =3

Pronouns: It/Door/Spiral/Silly/Throat/Glaggle/Creature Michael Distortion TMA Gerry is its husband 🤤 Alastor HH is its dad All of the Hellaverse (except bad ones)

[corrodedparadox]

Fuckhands mcmike

[alast0rschild]

THIS IS THE BEST ART ON TUMBLR NOW ANOTHER PERSON WHO THINKS IT HAS MULTIPLE ARMS AND ALSO COMAPRED CAINE TO IT AS WELLL???? SO COOL

[alast0rschild]

I'm surprised no one has talked about this greeting card yet, so here I go! This is very cute and I LOVE Angel's outfit here especially his big fluffy coat and slutty lingerie but this is so depressing. You can tell that this is in Val's studio and he has a bottle of love potion next to him and has Val's smoke surrounding him. The gold cuffs on his wrists look like his chains and the ring on his right hand is on his pinky finger means showing wealth/status or success, which I'm assuming Val made him, wear as well as everything else he's wearing, to show that Val thinks Angel should see himself as successful for being in the position he is. On his left hand he has a ring on his middle finger which means marriage in this case I think this might mean that Val wants him to see himself as forever stuck with him as wedding rings mean a symbol for eternal love. Also his boots have hearts which look like they have chains to link them together and smoke patterns at the bottom... This could be me overanalysing everything but it does NOT look like Val is going easy on him after the season 2 finale =C

[mysticalcats]

playin around with procreate here's a tugger and a vaguely christmas-y misto..

[alast0rschild]

THIS IS ITS NEW FAVOURITE CATS FANART EVER AHHHHHHHH THIS IS SO AMAIZNG

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[alast0rschild]

it dont know who this is or what the context but it love cheesburger he deserves all the sunbeam naps

[cyan-cephalopod]

[alast0rschild]

HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PEAKKKKKKKKK HOLYPEAKHOLYPEAKHOLY PEAK THIS SI THE BEST TIMBLR POST EVER WHAT

[incorporealpng]

guys. guys i think this is alastor's mom

and i think she's literally eating jambalaya-

"well I'm starved, who wants some jambalaya? my mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for jambalaya, in fact, it nearly killed her! you could say the kick was right out of hell!"

[alast0rschild]

GRANDMAAAAAAAAA

[zachariewolfram]

[alast0rschild]

best piece of NINAH fanart ive seen frfr

[inthetags]

Reblog and put the species of the nearest stuffed animal

[foxnikki-deactivated20260119]

velociraptor !

[oreamnos-of-the-cliffs]

red panda!

[sunnimals]

German Shepherd and red panda ♡

[angelcakez]

mouse and cat!! ♡

[tokiisstinky]

Orca !! :3

[emtellectual]

brown bear >:3

[asher-agere]

Dragon ( ˵ •̀ ᴗ •́˵)

[sierrathelilypad]

Frog (hugging Sierra rn my baby)

[airis-tiny-adventures]

HIPPOPOTAMUS

[lunas-little]

DUCK

[lovelyheartss]

Kitty cat

[starspangledmothagere]

uhhhhhhhhhh

Axolotl??

[alast0rschild]

Deer :3 🦌

[i-am-cel]

I couldn't resist with the new outfit.

I'm over here abusing the tags.

[alast0rschild]

HOW DID SOME1 MANAGE TO MAKE A HORT ANIMATION ALREADY THIS WAS ONLY RELEASED LIEK 3 HOURS AGO WHAT THIS IS SO PEAK NIFTY LOOKS LIKE SHES SHOWING OFF HER NEW DRESS TO HIM AND HES ACTING EXCITED MY HEART AHHHHHHHH

[alast0rschild]

zoom in of all the new merch from the Hazbin maid cafe exclusives because this is so adorable and unexpected. Theres 2 new merch drops, the one from the twitter picture which I think is exclusive to the cafe and the online one which anyone can order! The online one has them all in traditional Japenese dresses (forgive me I forgot what they are called) and the in store one has them all in maid/waiter attire! :3 If anyone has a clearer image of these please dm me or post it, or a translation because im curiosu as to what the products are, i especially want to know what they are saying in the 4th picture (the words r too small to read :C), I'm gonna make all these irl :3

[puponboard]

Woah omg my first actual post here is a fucking robot from a niche indie game how totally off theme!!!!

[lokorum]

jon needs a door and i need a fucking break from this weather uhhh

music from the..floor?? ♪┏(・o･)┛♪

[alast0rschild]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[gloomycheshire]

Same energy.

[alast0rschild]

this fandom is a prison.

[zebiv]

You do get responses from [email protected] if you email him

Sounds like he has been microdosing lead for years now which explains a lot!

If anyone else gets a response from him please let us know!

edit: response #2 | response #3

[alast0rschild]

WHAT

[the-stars-defy-you]

we'll find each other in every universe <33

art by: @wolfythewitch @pisscentral @Kee_N0h @starsh0ck @msbdoodls @spookyspeks @nightsbled

[alast0rschild]

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