Cute Trash✨

Alex aka George | 24 | she/they| mostly random stuff about my blorbos | https://archiveofourown.org/works/23660200

[alexboshallex]

In honor of Percy Jackson season 2:

Some Pictures of my Tyson

[noshamehustle]

[formerglory25]

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

[instigatorjosten]

neil joining the foxes bc of Kevin

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[willgrahamscock]

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

[willgrahamscock]

one day you just wake up to 30 dms from your mutual across the world and they're like imagine if these characters were trapped in bikini bottom and they had to fuck or die and you're like, yeah tell me more

[dogpuppy]

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[dogpuppy]

[fuzzbby]

Ye Mao.

[starlightshadowsworld]

Neil leaving Evermore and somewhere between the pain and the exhaustion he gets the horrible realisation that Kevin’s been going easy him. All those drills that had left Neil cursing Kevin’s name into his pillow were nothing compared to how battered and bruised he is now.

Riko was trying to break him.

Kevin was trying to reach him.

And Neil knows whose Court he’d rather play on in a heartbeat.

[litenmyraienskog]

It's here :3

which one is worst?

Blevin (blond Kevin)

Balvin (bald Kevin( (Mr clean style)

Ginger Jean

Bloneil (blind Neil)

Aubdrew (auburn Andrew)

Dark haired Renee

Cheddar yellow Jeremy (bad dye job)

Bald Jean (Mr clean style)

Neon green Neil

Ginger Kevin

Neon green Jean

Dark haired twinyards

Remaining time: 6 days 1 hour

It's supposed to say blond Neil not blind Neil!!!

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes 😜

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, on my way back home from doing my little schemes 🤪

[monster-at-the-end-of-this-book]

How were the schemes Were the schemes successful

[czech-hunter-reject]

Oh- hehehejehe huhuhuhu hæhæhæ, my little schemes were an astounding success!! 😝 they never saw it coming teeheehee

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Remaining time: 5 days 8 hours

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

[insomniac-ink]

Can you draw this picture of Phil?

Sry this one took a while, I drafted it by accident again😔

[tinylilhollander]

I know that Heated Rivalry is one of those pieces of media where COVID never happens but what if it did? Imagine the lockdown shenanigans.

Shane and Ilya are obviously hunkering down at the cottage together. There's no hockey, but they don't know for how long, so they're still training all the time. They're doing interviews and having to make it look like they're in completely different places. Ilya has to keep being reminded that he's supposed to still be back in Ottawa.

Ilya's teammates keep asking if they can be in a lockdown bubble together and he's gotta be like "No, can't do that. I'm not taking any chances." But now they're worried because he hasn't seen or been around another human being in months and they've noticed that even before lockdown he made more jokes about killing himself than the average person, so they're stressed to their eyeballs about his mental health.

Meanwhile Ilya's living the kind of domestic fantasy with his man that he didn't think they were going to get until retirement. For the first time ever most days he can truly pretend that he and Shane are the only people in the world. Sometimes David and Yuna come over for dinner because they are also isolating at their cottage. But most of the time it's just endless hours of just the two of them and neither of them could be happier. Their biggest decision every day is when and where to fuck. Some people are getting into sourdough – Shane and Ilya have committed to learning one new sexual position every day.

I just think that lockdown would have been the ideal codependent situation for Hollanov.

[to--love--and--be--loved]

yes but ALSO when lockdown ends and they have to go back to living apart they (especially Ilya) have the biggest crash out you can imagine

[wizardarchetypes]

losing it bc Saga went to get us lunch and tried to type “you got sprite, boss” and sent this instead. you got a spore. Bitch

[wizardarchetypes]

the tags on this post are making me lose my fucking mind thank you

[porterr-robinson]

v.2

[usedtobehmc]

If I ever don’t reblog this, you can assume I’m dead. It’s just pure, sound-design gold.

The cuts, the slow ramp-ups, how it matches his dance moves.

MWAH.

[quietrainflower]

@r0tting-rat IT’S YOUUUUUUU :DDDDD