Lexi's Argument Blog

She/her, trans, and in my 20s. My main blog is alexisomorphic.tumblr.com This is just so I don't have to spam my followers when I reblob shit as a form of communication.

[steelnail]

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

[cromerholt]

evening of passion with my 12 ton dragon girlfriend

[cromerholt]

would the person who tagged this with marcille donato and falin touden please approach the bench for a high five

[alexisomorphism]

It's a dick joke, prev

[isuggestforcefem]

[sourcreammachine]

terraforming venus is milfification

[nolshru]

Mars is not typically represented as masculine, what?

like, ok, certainly in mythology, he is, but basically everything else makes it feminine

[alexisomorphism]

What's the symbol for mars? ♂

What's the symbol for male? ♂

[postarie]

himejoshi society if people knew toxic yuri is not just "when two girls dislike each other"

[camelliastar]

isnt this from that vn where one of the girls forces the other to drink her piss?

[camelliastar]

i think im mistaken this image is from a kiss for the petals

[alexisomorphism]

A kiss for the petals is the right series but the girl doesn't force anyone to do anything, the Game forces the player to have the girl that's kinda weirded out by the piss stuff let the other girl drink it if you want the end of the story. That's in the first kiss for the petals. The girls here are just different gay girls at the same school from a later entry in the series

[girlnephew]

[alexisomorphism]

People who refer to both men and women as sir aren't being inclusive of trans women, doubly so if doing so if it's done at the moment you're claiming inclusitivity. This is even worse than the "dude is gender neutral" thing.

[frankenfran]

former governor of new jersey chris christie trolling for thick bitches in the middle of fucking nowhere paldea

[alexisomorphism]

Trawling us a word that also works here, but trolling can just be used this way too, see

[furbyhater]

let this be a lesson

[alexisomorphism]

In regards to your tags, you're reading this kind of backwards. It's not saying the slap is protected, it's saying that the first amendment only protects you from getting slapped by the government, it doesn't protect you from other consequences of your shitty jokes, like getting smacked by Will Smith.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[arsonist-chicken]

[ID: a tweet by Aly Dixon, twitter handle alydixonisOK, that says: "doctor at my check up asked me if i had "any feelings of depression or anxiety" and i said "don't we all" and she said "no" lol. end ID]

[stopfrontin]

Why did you write out a closed caption to a picture of a tweet. That Seems so stupid. Whoever is reading the shit u just typed can also read the image right? Or am I buggin

[alexisomorphism]

Navigating the Internet while blind is easier than you might expect, and one of the tools that allows that is a screenreader, which like the name suggests, reads the text on the screen outloud. Text is signicantly easier for a program to process than an image is.

[annieisyourfavourite]

i need people online to understand that pegging is just a sex act. it has no morality or sexuality or politics attached. it's not inherently feminist, it's not a personality type, it's not something to be inflicted on anyone. it's literally just a sex act, nothing more.

people like cara delevingne wearing a "peg the patriarchy" shirt or whatever only make sense if they view pegging as some kind of degradation or domineering. "have consensual sex with the patriarchy"? does that make any sense? no, and neither does your shirt. shut the fuck up.

maybe there's something to be said about men who aren't so caught up in a homophobic mindset that they don't freak out at the idea of penetration, but that's more of a non-behavior than anything. and men who don't enjoy it aren't misogynistic or anything either. it's all completely neutral. stop treating pegging as anything other than just a kind of sex act people can do!!!!! that's all it is!!!!

[alexisomorphism]

Not sure I follow how this is all that different from saying "fuck the patriarchy". And people wouldn't generally read this deep into that phrase.

[epilepticsaints]

[a-mitchell-named-jordan]

Original clip plz??? 😂

[alexisomorphism]

12:55 seconds-ish into this

The whole video is a fun time and there's similar content elsewhere in that channel, but also its just a delightful channel on general

[gravegospel]

no this isn’t happening

[doctorguilty]

zoom meeting

[bumgall]

(From which MMX game is this clip actually taken?)

[alexisomorphism]

MMX4

[bumbog]

so i made a uquiz that tells you which colour magical girl you are. go ape

[g30m3tr1c4l-d0m1n4t0r-deactivat]

i got pink

and now i feel disapointed in myself because i hate the color pink with a passion

[alexisomorphism]

If it's any consolation magical girl colors archetypes don't actually have to be that color. Pink just means the main character/leader. There's plenty of shows where "the pink" literally had nothing pink in their design.

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[brightorangejalebi-deactivated2]

This ^

[asomaton]

Wealth doesn’t necessarily make you evil. You can be evil without wealth

[alexisomorphism]

You're missing the point of this post. It's not saying that wealth is the only way to be evil, it's saying that in a world that works the way ours does, being a billionaire is inherently evil. An example of why this is true is because every moment you choose to continue to be a billionaire is a moment you've chosen that your wealth is more important than the livelyhoods of everyone the resources that money represents could save. Being a billionaire is evil for the same reason that hoarding massive amounts of food while people are starving is evil, but on a much bigger scale. This is literally just talking about if someone magically found themself a billionaire one day and didn't choose to stop being one too, it's completely ignoring the ways becoming a billionaire involves doing other evil actions.

[jonklassen2]

[gentlemanbones]

[dreadpiratecherry-deactivated20]

[was-fleur-prince-deactivated201]

I have no idea what’s going on

[pewterkat]

Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.

[ryanthedemiguy]

Look, i’ve been on tumblr for nine fucking years and I don’t get this meme. I remember seeing it at some point, but have no clue what it means.

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

because this meme is pre tumblr and pre-youtube and is about 17 years old, almost twice as long as you’ve been on tumblr the ancient depths of albinoblacksheep will never die

[ninthfeather]

For the record, this is what’s being referenced: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI&feature=youtu.be

[catbunblue302]

I dug through the notes to find this

[k-asino]

What the fuck do y’all mean this wasn’t from YouTube lmao??? Stop acting so ancient

[alexisomorphism]

YouTube was made in 2005, this video is from 2003. It was uploaded to YouTube eventually, but that isn't its origin.

As for how memes were shared 17 years ago, in my experience it was mainly in person just hanging out with your friends and pulling up any site it was posted on, or sending the link to any online only friends through messaging servicies that were like discord or Skype but less functional. Or straight up emailing them :/. Or hell playing an online game with friends and just telling them what to Google since the game prevents you from typing links.

[radicalgraff]

‘There are girls with dicks, guys with vaginas, and transphobes without teeth’

[cool-abed-filmz]

“It’s called a deadname cuz you’ll be dead if you call me it”-my nb friend from school

[uwucatboy]

not to be stupid on your post but why’s there an A in the symbol?

[alexisomorphism]

It's combining the trans symbol with the anarchist circle A symbol

[firstgrave]

Do you think bisexual women are allowed to use butch/femme?

I think bisexual women are allowed to do anything, up to and including arson and shape shifting

[laceybarbedwire]

blinks Why...why wouldn’t they be allowed to use butch/femme? That’s just an aesthetic...

[alexisomorphism]

Butch/femme aren't just aesthetics though, there's history behind the terms and they're as much roles as they are fashion choices. Some people don't think bi women have a connection to that history, which is what this post is about.

[jahmocha]

I just had the most bizarre and satisfying GTS trade ever.

You see this offer right here? At first, I dismissed it as impossible because Voltorb evolves into Electrode at a much later level than 10.

But then, in all my nerdery, I remembered that in-game trades with NPCs from before gen 5 give you Pokemon at the same level as the one you chose to trade, which can lead to underleveled evolved Pokemon. And it JUST SO HAPPENS that Electrode is one of those Pokemon in gen 1. In order to get it you need to trade a Raichu, which can be under level 10 because Pikachu evolves with a stone and is catchable at level 3. And then I discovered the Brock Through Walls glitch, which allows you to go literally anywhere in the game before you even have any badges.

So I did what any rational person would do on a Wednesday evening and spent $9.99 on the 3ds Virtual Console version of Pokemon Blue, glitched myself to Celadon City to buy a Thunderstone, let all my Pokemon faint so that I could warp back to Pewter City since its the last Pokecenter I healed at, caught a Pikachu in the nearby Viridian Forest, evolved it, glitched myself into Cinnabar Island, and claimed my completely legit yet also illegal lvl 7 Electrode named Doris.

Now I was half sure that Pokebank would realise how messed up this Pokemon was and not allow it into gen 7...

...but it went through perfectly.

So, thanks for the Poipole, Mars of war2. 😜

Either this person really really really wanted a specific kind of Electrode from gen 1 that only supernerds would bother to get, or they were being a stupid troll and I just played them like a damn fiddle.

[wingolight]

Couldn't you have bred two electrodes?

[alexisomorphism]

Voltorbs/electrodes don't have sexes and aren't breedable. Furthermore, if you could breed them, breeding gives the unevolved form.