Alexpowers047

[bebx]

Ao3 writers are the strongest Avengers

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[wereralph]

god this was worth the read

[reeshahasha]

Yes this is long but I promise you the story of lemon man is worth knowing. And reblogging.

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

What a ride

[buckyeah]

I summoned a shitload of willpower to continue this despite my ADD. WORTH IT

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

l e m o n m a n

[epsilonhybrid]

Lemon man: ALL women and GAY MEN cannot do SHIT they are all USSELESS and yalls business will FAIL unless you have a MAN in CHARGE

jj: lmao what

Lemon man: what???? huh?????? u triggered?????????

jj: whatever you say lemon man

lemon man:

[pretty-frown-deactivated2026011]

GOD TIER POST RIGHT HERE

[watercolourferns]

Nice ending for this…

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[bookmania]

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🤩T A G G I N G E V E R Y O N E🤩  

[chickenfarmersan]

[antique-scarecrow]

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

[psychotictea]

A big mood

[blowyourhorn-deactivated2021051]

I missed this video

[prettyandmean]

Keeyum.

[lili-rochefort]

@huffpc

[advanced-procrastination]

Anybody else start getting just as mad as her when she’s reading the inane fucking incomprehensible texts. DO YOU WANT THE CAKE OR NOT GINGER

[gaysemiotics]

WHERE IS HER OSCAR

[witchylittlebabe-deactivated202]

I missed this video lol

[everythingfox]

His name is Olive 😭😭

[alexpowers047]

😍

[fandomismymiddlename]

THE SHADE !!! 😂😂😂✌

[merlinemryspendragon]

Earth’s Mightiest Dorks

[catchymemes]

[meanplastic]

[piraticoctopus]

Hi this is one of my favorite pictures of Pikachu ever

[welele]

[grlcurves]

i can’t stop watching this i’m …

[angelbabyspice]

what the fuck

[bunjywunjy]

brief reminder that humans are among the best vocal mimics on Earth

[whumpism]

Excuse me what

[onlytwitterpics]

[worldhammerer-old]

doing laundry? fine, even fun. putting laundry away? terrible. worst chore. wretched way to spend time.

[bodhimcbodeface]

no putting laundry away we live out of the basket like men

[klaus-and-dolores]

[wp100]

this is it.

this is the best tweet i’ve seen.

[robotmango]

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

[awed-frog]

@robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast - this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea.

[robotmango]

this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. pretty great. now it’s ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a “borrower” that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun

[scarylullabies]

I think I’ve reblogged this before, but “the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature” is fucking poetry