Alice Lives On

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[figtreeandvine]

Do you use formal honorifics when speaking to or about your pet?

Miss, Ms., Mr + [name]

Sir, ma'am, madam

My lord, my lady, your lordship, your grace, your highness, loyal eunuch

Formal rather than familiar "you" in languages with both

More than one of these

None of these

I have no pets

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

Voting ended onApr 2

[rainyknight]

Morrowind can be broadly summarized as a former member of a toxic polycule returns to the co-operative living space to retrieve their things only to learn the situation has rapidly deteriorated since they were kicked out.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you're permanently stuck in the last show that you watched, how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

results

Voting ended onMar 24

[scurvyboy]

grunkle stans pride shill billboard

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"I can note your interest in that feature for future development."

[drunk-librarian-art-deactivated]

"Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing! It is the jester! A voice from the Void, to cheer poor Cicero! I accept your gift, dearest Night Mother. Thank you for my laughter. Thank you for my friend."

[crokitheloki]

everyone say thank you ao3 volunteers you're the best ao3 volunteers ily ao3 volunteers

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

[simplyfurnituredirect]

Saw this funny post and wanted to draw something w it

[billbug]

looks like i was googling some dark sorcerer shit last time i used my web browser

[arnaerr]

cicero commission :3c ✦ prints ✦ patreon ✦ commission info

[terraswallows]

The boy who enjoyed fallout as a kid, still enjoys it as a woman.

[thatpollguy]

Which of these "horror movie protagonist" mistakes would you be most likely to commit?

Saying "Hello?" to a dark basement

Tripping over your own feet whilst escaping

Reading the Latin words out loud

Splitting up the group

Leaving the front door unlocked

Hiding under the covers as if they will somehow save you

Not putting your phone on silent whilst hiding

Not grabbing something to use as a weapon until the end

Breathing loudly whilst hiding

Not calling the police immediately

Following the creepy noises and shadows

Refusing to accept that something paranormal is happening

Voting ended onMar 3

[raisinchallah]

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

[xx-emowarz-xx]

I think the marketing failure around Jennifer's Body is an enormous part of what makes it such a brilliant master class film. You market this film with these male gazey shots of the current Hollywood sex symbol, you make it seem like a pseudo lesbian soft core porno, you then bring all these men who just want to goon to Megan Fox into the theatre. You sit them down. They're ready to watch the extended cut of her scene in bad boys. And instead you subject them to what rape feels like for women. You force these misogynistic straight men who came to the theater to get their rocks off to watch Megan Fox get shoved into the back of a van, taken to a remote location, and ritualistically sacrificed in a way where any idiot can tell it's a metaphor for sexual assault but which no one would find sexy, and then you make them watch her go to her best friend's house and throw up black bile all over the place. You make her gross and unsexy and in pain. And then you make it gay for real in a way that straight men have a hard time comprehending let alone fetishizing.

If you're a capitalist it's a terrible marketing decision but if you're a feminist and a troll it's the most brilliant move anyone has ever made.

[godsstrongestshithead]

My oc should meet your oc, like a playdate

[bogmonstergirl]

Honestly im rly curious and i think the other poll's range is a bit ridiculous:

What temperature would you rather spend all day doing errands in

100° F (37.7° C)

0° F (-17.7° C)

Voting ended onFeb 14