bleach man

[autistobrat]

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

[sacred-portal]

[alienstookourprophets]

@kickpuncher2punchkicker i want another mini roll :(

[henpillled-deactivated20241123]

i make a mean soup

[mousettte-deactivated20241119]

Now make one that is beautiful and true

[jadejemdoesstuff]

I had an interesting night last night

[under-the-arch]

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

[irishironclad]

Tumblr gold users rise up

[babanabread]

you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you have Tumblr gold

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[bidoof]

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

[mycatisnamedfrank]

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

[bidoof]

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

[domozillla-deactivated20181216]

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

[bidoof]

The finger blocks it

[dildomuncher3000]

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

[bidoof]

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

[fifty-percent-possessed-deactiv]

People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.

[hungwy]

No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.

[blipblerp]

Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.

[gorps]

No the finger would stop it

[joryboi]

I’m loving the idiocy of this post.

Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…

Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V

[foulserpent]

no the finger would stop it

[indianworiorprincess-blog]

You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses

[foulserpent]

the finger would stop it

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 28th of december, 2015.

[petalsbleedingbeak]

These fuckwits are back again? How’s it going, Nine Finger Nasty? About to turn into an Eight Finger Egghead?

@meatswitch @raptorific this is a US based site. US Americans are known for two things- obsession with guns and incredible stupidity. Had this been anyone else, I’d say they’re trying to fuck with us. But with US Americans, about 70% of them are dead serious about mangling their hands trying to stop a bullet.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

I’ve had four years to think about it and now I think the finger would stop it

[gorps]

I just tested it with my buddy. It stops the bullet

[several-large-churros]

….Mythbusters WELDED A METAL SPIKE into the barrel of a gun to obstruct it, something heaps stronger than a human finger (and sealed the barrel better with the filler metal used to fuse the metal spike into place and prevent the explosive gases from escaping) but even that didn’t stop the bullet from doing damage.

[gorps]

It’s because they didn’t use a finger like I did

[hellsitegenetics]

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[localowlhousefanatic]

The fuck’s going on here? You’d rip your hand apart you fucks

[hellsitegenetics]

no the finger would stop it

[clockwisest]

I’m dying right now

[innocentsouls5]

I’m so glad Australia has strict gun laws or I swear, you’d be looking left and right and you’d see people missing more fingers that usual

[naamahdarling]

Because of the Coriolis effect, in the southern hemisphere the bullets come out the other way. That’s why you have good gun laws, because people could get really hurt if the bullet didn’t come out the front so your finger could stop it.

[alienstookourprophets]

me when i’m procrastinating mid-further maths homework and remember that tumblr exists :o

i fear hyperbolic functions will be my death please remember me when i’m gone 😔😭

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

[shadows-ember]

This is humanity

[siawrites]

Happy Birthday, Curiousity.

[labelleizzy]

Happy birthday, Curiosity.

[dsudis]

Happy birthday, Curiosity.

[alienstookourprophets]

happy birthday, curiosity!

[decembersoul]

Libraries with a sense of humour.

[klngfili]

i log onto tumblr dot com and get a first glimpse of the pleading wet eyes of the lil supernatural guy professing his love for the upteenth time and know something has happened

[bagels-bites]

i love the bathtub scene SO much. no real comments except for it’s so sweet and precious and that ed saying “that’s why i don’t have any friends :’(” always breaks my heart

[pointless-letters]

One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.

[pointless-letters]

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

[pointless-letters]

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

[pointless-letters]

55th anniversary of the biggest event in human history….and the moon landing, of course!

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this

[sabertoothwalrus]

I swear to god raspberries get moldy so fuckin fast you just look at them wrong and they immediately go bad

[sabertoothwalrus]

2 for 1 sale of raspberries at the grocery store:

first pack: downed as soon as you got home

second pack: you only ate four out the pack the next day because you were trying not to be as much of a goblin and you want them to last longer except when you check it later that day half of them are covered in mold

[sabertoothwalrus]

wow,,,,, that’s so valid

[transarsonist]

Thank you berry farmer for your berry knowledge

[all-hail-trash-prince]

So what you’re saying is… Downing an entire container in one sitting is actually the correct way to eat raspberries

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Everything I have read about Raspberry Vines indicates to me that they would very much prefer you to go absolutely hog wild on their berries. Restraint is for Civilized folk.

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[madcrafter1-deactivated20190322]

Why am i laughing so hard?

[drawnsnake]

THE FUCKING HANDS

[catchymemes]

[excellentbitch]

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

[excellentbitch]

[caribetidalwave-deactivated2019]

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

[silverstrike]

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

[cryol]

I love him

[mj-theskywitch]

yall r missing the BEST one

[your-villainous-neighbour]

I might have just found myself a new idol

[wankchan]

[pollydoodles]

Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he’s fighting the good fight so 🤷🏻‍♀️💯

[stilldanytrash]

He shouts a lot. What a fun guy.

[azurebones]

He has only one brain cell and he uses it to live life 

[zelyks]

Y’all are forgetting my favourite reaction gif