Be Yourself

Hi! Hello! Greetings!

[official-mikewazowski]

not to be gay on main

but I said gay rights babey!!!!!!

[official-mikewazowski]

Hey loser @official-james-sullivan come say gay rights with me

[official-james-sullivan]

Oh hey Mikey! Sorry I was busy saying trans rights

[official-mikewazowski]

You… you said trans rights without me?

[official-james-sullivan]

Mikey! You said gay rights without me! What was I supposed to do?

[official-mikewazowski]

You could have waited so we could say trans rights together!!!!!

[official-james-sullivan]

Mikey please don’t cry, I’m sorry… let me make it up to you

[official-mikewazowski]

How???? Fucking how????

[official-james-sullivan]

We could… uh… you know

[official-mikewazowski]

Holy shit… you don’t mean…

[official-james-sullivan]

I do, Mikey.

[official-mikewazowski]

We can say gay AND trans rights!

TOGETHER!

[unofficial-spongebob]

Spongebob says gay and

non-binary rights babey!

[official-james-sullivan]

Spongebob I 100% agree!!!!!

Solidarity

[optimisticaudience]

Am I too late to say ACE RIGHTS?

[official-mikewazowski]

Holy shit, shrek! I haven’t seen you since high school!!! And it’s never too late to say ace rights!!!!

[official-mikewazowski]

@writerinthelouvre your contribution was not necessary, helpful, or wanted! And it’s funny how you’re the only one who commented this on here when everyone else was trying to happily celebrate pride!

Get the fuck off my post you clown, we don’t want exclusionists here. Make your own post

[uqlyuwu]

oh my god-

[official-mikewazowski]

Somebody had to say it. And I wasn’t gonna let the humans handle this one. Sick of this shit

Wow mikey that was rough.

Todays letter of the day is p. For

P R I D E

[official-mikewazowski]

@writerinthelouvre since you didn’t seem to get the point before..

Until asexuals can file for discrimination when discriminated against for their sexuality, we don’t have all the rights we deserve. Until asexuality is not classified as a mental disorder (HSDD) in the DSM IV, we do not have the rights we deserve. Until legally there is a ban against conversion therapy for all of the LGBTQ community, including aces, we do not have the rights we deserve. You have asexual tags on many of your posts, which confuses me more. I don’t know who hurt you to the point that you think because you aren’t being beat up right now by someone who hates you for being ace you have all the rights you deserve, but you don’t. You deserve better, too. But just because you’ve been hurt doesn’t give you the right to hurt innocent people by telling them the rights they do/don’t have according to your opinion

And ONCE AGAIN, since you didn’t seem to read my entire reply before! Tumblr has this thing you can do called “make your own fucking post” and you should really try it instead of commenting unnecessary and hateful things on my post celebrating pride!

[art-by-rozzai]

@official-mikewazowski can we get a pan and bi pride for the back

[official-mikewazowski]

Yes we sure can!

YALL MIND IF I JUST

[official-mikewazowski]

We don’t mind at all! Join in and speak the truth!!!!!

[drewisdreaming]

this post speaks to me on deep levels…. so i feel obligated to perhaps…. maybe… ask about genderfluid pride,,,,??? i see these posts all the time and love them but!! i don’t see a lot for us genderfluid folks so it would be nice to hear some encouragement from the best green man 👀👀

[official-mikewazowski]

Of course!!! You deserve rights and love and support just as much as everyone else on this post!

i’ve probably reblogged this post so many times now, but……..could we get some demigirl and demiboy rights?? i love seeing posts like these, but it would be nice to know that demigenders are appreciated too!! along with demisexuals and demiromantics!! <3 

[official-mikewazowski]

Of course you can!

Here are all the rights you ordered! I hope they benefit you because you deserve it!

[buggabees-stuff-deactivated2020]

THIS MAKES MY HEART HAPPY

[the-acecourse]

hey quick question. what the fuck is going on lmao

[animefacialrecognitionsoftware01]

i love how u bastards cant quite manage to derail this despite how desperately u want to

[official-mikewazowski]

Thank you. I may not be able to stop every person who leaves a hateful comment on here but I do try my best to prove them wrong.

[official-mikewazowski]

@librarian-bitch important addition!

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

… can we have some polyamorous pride please? i kinda never see any of that and it makes me feel like it’s not really accepted much…

[official-mikewazowski]

I understand where you’re coming from! I am polyamorous myself and not a lot of people understand! I will gladly and proudly say polyamorous rights with you!

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

thank youu!!! :D

[comfy-hun]

Wholesome addition

Can I maybe get some aro pride? I don’t really see much of it? It’s ok if not but this post makes me really happy!!

[official-mikewazowski]

Of course you can!

[the-ultimate-xanax-taker]

HELL YEAH MIKE WAZOWSKI

ARO RIGHTS!!

[xxxtoony-brosxxx]

I believe this is the best post on this hell site love it

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

This is beautiful

[eggastential-biscuits]

This has the same vibe as under pressure and I love it.

M E R G A L L T H E F L A G S

[joyflameball]

Let’s not forget aroace rights.

[egberts]

hey just a heads up/warning for those of you who don’t do well dealing with the heavy subjects or videos portraying violent acts, sandyhook promise has a new gun violence school shooting PSA that is probably going to be going viral and is slated to play on television and in AMC movie theaters and it’s pretty heavy, especially at the end. I know it’s a topic that needs to be discussed but it’s not a video that everyone will be able to watch, so just a warning for those of you that might not be able to handle it.

[lonersart]

For when you’re stuck watching like in a theater- When it begins to play, you will see kids talking about their binder or their other school supplies. When you see the boy with the skateboard, stop watching and plug your ears.

[ip2lb]

I think you should stop watching when you see this person saying “these colorful binders help me stay organized” because pretty much right after that there’s some panic inducing stuff. The entire ad is 67 seconds long.

[lgbtaudhd]

It’s legit terrifying to watch. It hits you out of nowhere and I know that this is important for people to understand but I have anxiety and this just makes my fear of school shooters worse

[itstheartistical]

It’s called “Back-To-School Essentials” on Youtube. Dark themes to watch out for plus timestamps:

Lock Down Drill (background) - 0:06

Panic - 0:12

Screaming - 0:17

Gunshots - 0:31

Blood - 0:33

0:39 - 0:55 - a girl texts her mom “i love you” in a bathroom stall as she’s stalked by an intruder

[very-virgil]

Boosting this because I saw it came up on insta and without knowing what it was i played it and ended up having a break down over its ending. It’s an extremely important topic but also…. extremely hard to watch……..

[magical-art-dad-deactivated2021]

It’s going around Tumblr now too, just so you’re all prepared

[pheonix-inside]

I watched it when it first started going around and it made me incredibly anxious. Heads up to anybody who needs a heads up.

[darkandlightsides]

The first time I watched it I legit felt a panic attack start. If I wasnt on the call with someone to help me before it got into a full blown thing, it would of been much worse for me- please dont watch this unless you can stomach it

[redriotremus]

DO NOT SCROLL!!

Please reblog this, it is very serious!

[bluejay-bitch-in-the-treetops]

Please do not watch this video, especially if you are paranoid, have anxiety, or are prone to panic attacks. There is blood, althought it’s probably fake, its still gore. It’s for a good cause but my advice if you want to help is turn the volume off and click on a different tab/face the screen away if you want to give it views without viewing it.

[antimonarchy]

[Image ID: A screencap from the ad showing a young person in a classroom holding up binders and saying “These colorful binders help me stay organized.” /.End ID]

[atlasapphics]

Also, if this is anything you might find even remotely triggering, DO NOT go looking for it!! Seriously!! I searched for it on YouTube because I’m a curious person who isn’t usually affected by this sort of thing, and it really took a toll on me, and I’m talking about an almost-panic attack here. 

After reading this post and going to watch the ad, I was even more panicked by the contents of the video as I was psyching myself up without even realizing it. 

This is a very important subject that requires discussion and attention, but please don’t go looking for it like I did, especially if you are even remotely prone to panic attacks or anything in that vein. 

Please, just stay safe and be careful if you’re going to watch it, intentionally or not. 

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[panomoly]

i-

….thank you tumblr??

[aeoliantectrix]

What the ever-loving fuck

[chickn-nudesoup]

Welp here

[sukunaslefttesticle-deactivated]

i- well fuck

[charamells-deactivated20220424]

Ghost friends

[todaysbird]

every photo of a shoebill eating is progressively worse than the last

[todaysbird]

the one exception: this gentle boy who just wants to share a snack with you

[terulakimban]

I feel I should point out that the penultimate stork is being slandered. That duck was uneaten; the stork was just moving it out of the way, and promptly dropped it. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225223/Dont-forget-duck-Giant-Shoebill-picks-feathered-friend-blocks-path.html

[nightmares06]

Look at the duck’s FACE

[applejuicewerewolf]

H A L P

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

god I love that eating the poison fruit oblivion video 

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

i need to know if there are 100 other takes or if this guy is incredibly perfect at imitating grunting noises 

[cossackia]

There’s more!

[metalgirlysolid]

HE MADE A NEW ONE!!!!

[metalgirlysolid]

ANOTHER ONE!

[firstborn-of-akatosh-deactivate]

This one absolutely brings the whole series together

[the-lunar-lorkhan]

@townsenta

[feministism]

[full-moon-phoenix]

"We don't live in a rape culture"

MY ASS

[myladyfair]

It's wild having to explain this to men and then ask them to think about how they behave when it's night and they're walking behind women. They always look at me like I'm crazy. "I'm not doing anything!" "Jake, you're 6 foot two inches tall." "...so?" "You're huge and could hurt us easily if you wanted to." "But I wouldn't!" "But she doesn't know that. All she knows is that a huge guy is walking directly behind her at night." "That's not fair!" "Tell me about it."

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Not a dream, cw: bad date

Good Lord, my friend just called me after she came home from what she's referring to as "the worst first date she's ever been on" and boy, was it a story.

The date ended with her and the guy saying goodbye after a tense meal at a restaurant and, from what she told me, she destroyed him (with good reason).

[pixopolis]

Tell us more!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

With her permission, here is the rest.

She met this guy via work and there was an immediate and obvious attraction there (her words) that both sides were willing to explore. He invited her out for dinner pretty soon, which she readily accepted. He seemed to be a good guy, clever, charming, funny.

It's a Sunday evening, so the only places that are working around this time are usually pretty posh and since he told her to wear something nice, she was very excited to see where he was taking her. He said it was a surprise.

As it turned out, it was a sort of well-known place and even though she never ate there before, she heard good things about their food and service, so she grew even more excited as they were escorted to their table.

There were more than a few other people there, couples mainly, having casual dinners complemented with some of our famous local wines. The atmosphere was just right.

They placed their orders and waited for a ridiculous amount of time, which they passed by talking, getting to know each other more, joking and munching on the appetizers. It was all going well.

That is, until their dinner arrived.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

What you got to know about my friend is that she is an extreme foodie who eats a lot, enjoys her food and is thankful for every meal she eats, but she also regularly works out and is in great shape. I've rarely seen her say no to a meal offered, and she's never been anything but polite about it.

She was ready to dig in once the food they ordered was placed in front of her. In fact, she didn't hesitate, she just went in for it with as much grace as someone who worked almost the whole day and had only breakfast in the morning and a snack in the afternoon could muster.

Her date started eating too, and it wasn't too long before the nice lady working there came up to them to apologize. Apparently, somehow, there was a mistake and their orders got mixed up with the people from the table next to them.

I mean, what were the odds? Both them and their table neighbors were there on obvious dates, and they both ordered almost exactly the same meals at almost exactly the same time, since they got there within minutes from each other.

The only difference were the salads the men had ordered and that was where the mix-up had happened. My friend's date didn't even start on it, but the other guy already ate some of his, and politely announced that they wouldn't have to replace anything for his sake and that he was fine with eating it regardless.

But my friend's date did not share his outlook.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Let me just remind you that this guy did not even notice anything was wrong until he was told by the staff lady. He was sitting there, eating his food, and looking content for all intents and purposes, until he found out he was "wronged" in some way.

He then proceed to throw something my friend called "grown man hissy fit, worse than a baby's" and started yelling at the poor, visibly tired, visibly distressed server.

For a split second, my friend thought he was joking. Like, she half-expected, half-hoped for him to burst out in laughter and say, "Nah, hust kidding, it's all good," but he didn't do that. Because he wasn't joking. He was dead serious and yelling at somebody over a salad accident.

My friend tried to calm him down, pointing out that the server apologized more than enough, and even offered to pay for a new salad to pacify him, which only seemed to have made him more angry and outraged, because, "Of course she will get me a new salad for free, she could have killed me!"

"Could have killed you?" My friend asked, unsure about what he was saying. "Are you allergic to something?"

"No, but what if I was?"

"But... you aren't?"

"WHAT IF I WAS?!"

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Even the people at the table next to them were trying to help. The server went to get a manager, because of course he asked for one through some more yelling (and my friend pleading with him to stop and calm himself), and the guy from the other table looked at my friend's date, then at my friend and said sorry to her.

It only hit her a little later that he was actually telling her that he was feeling sorry for her for being on a date with the biggest manbaby on this side of the Adriatic sea, but she felt his sympathy either way. His date tried to reassuringly smile at her as well, but it didn't work. My friend wasn't reassured. She didn't even feel assured.

The chef who made their dinner came up to their table and offered them special dessert, on the house, which my friend declined, saying she enjoyed her meal very much, but would not be staying for that long. She asked for the check, and the man just nodded knowingly.

Another server arrived shortly after and my friend paid for the whole dinner and left a generous tip, even though she spent more than she was expecting to and had just enough money to cover the tab and take a bus home. She wanted to get away from that guy as soon as possible, and never see him again outside of work if possible.

My friend got up, said goodbye to the couple next to them and apologized for everything, said goodbye to the staff and apologized to them as well, and just left. She didn't even stop to take a look at her former date, she was that done with him.

But it didn't end there.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

She got out of the restaurant, which was in a neighborhood she is less familiar with, so she had to turn navigation on and look up online or on a map how to get to either a bus or a tram stop. For some reason, her connection was a bit flaky, so as a cherry on the top of what turned into a highly unpleasant evening, it took her a while to find her way.

Some ten minutes or so later, as she was finally at the right spot, the guy approached her, carrying something in his hands, which she belatedly realized was the dessert he got "to go" from the restaurant.

"Why did you leave like that? I wasn't done with my meal yet," he started, clearly oblivious to the fact she didn't want him anywhere close to her personal space with a ten-foot pole.

She didn't answer him, she just looked away, hoping he'd leave and she wouldn't be forced to have this conversation with him.

"Look, I know things got a little out of hand back there..."

"A little?"

"Okay, a lot. But you got to admit I had a point."

That got her to finally look him in the eye.

When she was telling me about this part of her evening, I really couldn't believe what I was hearing. People like that really exist? I was waiting to hear how she chewed him off. I know her, I knew she had had more than enough from him at that point. No, long before. She was going to give him a piece of her mind.

And she did.

[temporaryspoilers]

Do we get to know any of what she said?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My apologies, I didn't finish telling it because I fell asleep with my phone in my hand yesterday since it was a long day for me too!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

“What point exactly did you have? That you’re a rude manbaby?”

“What?”

“Yeah, you’ve heard me. You’re a rude MAN-BABY. This was one of the worst evenings I’ve had in a long time, maybe even ever. You’ve made me and everyone else in that restaurant miserable and uncomfortable. You acted like a rude fool. Your behavior told me everything I needed to know about you. The way you talk to people you seem to think are beneath you shows your true colors. Nobody there did anything to deserve your fit, yet you ruined everyone’s evening. Frankly, I don’t ever want to see you again. I know I have to see you because of work, but I don’t want to associate myself with you outside of it. You are not to talk to me, not even say hi to me on the streets if you see me, outside of work. And don’t even try to persuade me otherwise, I won’t have it. If you try to create problems for me because I don’t want nothing to do with you and your ego was hurt by me, which I think you’re capable of, just try it. Try me. There’s a room full of people back there who will back me up about this evening if you spread some kind of bullshit story about me. I got the number of the girl from the table next to ours and her and her date will likely be first on that list, the staff probably right after them. If you act like this because of such a small thing, what do you do when you encounter real issues? I pity the people in your life, because your behavior is toxic and unacceptable and I fear this is just the tip of the iceberg. Get over yourself. I don’t know who convinced you that it’s acceptable to treat people like this, but it’s not. Grow up.”

“Now, hey th-”

“I don’t want to hear it. Goodbye.”

And she left. And just like that, he was out of her personal life.

He did try to strike up a conversation with her at work, but she completely ignored him for a few days until he gave up.

I might’ve gotten some parts wrong because it’s been ages since she retold me her story and I forgot to update you with the rest, for which I apologize, but this captures the general gist of things.

[jankybones]

Remember this picture?

My friend’s convinced me to make this a personality split type of thing…lol

[witchtaunter]

[vampslxsher]

OH MY GOD HOTCH PLEASE.

[marsapartment]

Was anyone going to tell me that Jesse McCartney who voices Dick Grayson in Young Justice is the same fuckign Jesse McCartney whose song Beautiful Soul was the slow dance song in literally every single rom com circa early 2000s, or was I just supposed to connect the dots myself

[marsapartment]

I hate that you made me Google this Isghdhdhsjsjsjk??!?!!!!

[jediofmars]

He signed up to play Roxas cuz he loved the big feet characters of Kingdom Hearts

[marsapartment]

I came out here to celebrate a teen heart-throb icon, and have left with knowledge about Quentin McCartino I never could have anticipated. I am Pandora, and typing the first Dickard Grayson post was opening the shoe box

[marsapartment]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

The balls on this guy

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Anyway we need more of these people

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

To reiterate, this guy created a virus FROM SCRATCH to change all of the cells of his stomach lining. And then he SWALLOWED it!!. And it worked!!! Amsmzkdkejshdmxidkdhdjwjdodjfh I could never

[cerothenull]

The craving for Cheese unhindered is a powerful thing

[oriax]

[kelssiel]

this guy: if i had lactose intolerance i would simply cure it

this guy, eating a block of cheese: rip to y’all but i’m different

[softwaring]

[anarchy-and-love-deactivated202]

Every time this post hits my dash there’s more salty landlords in the comments, die mad leeches lol

[imovedimovedimovedimoved-deacti]

Do any of you know about that one painting with Aphrodite being born out of lava with a black swan by her side or did i completely hallucinate that? Been searching for a while but i can’t find it for shit.

[thecavenest]

I tried googling that description but no luck either, anyone might know what painting this might be (or if it does exist? cause it sounds sick lol)

[semicolonthefifth]

It took a bit of googling magic, but I think I’ve found it.

This is “Kindled” by Laura K. Cannon, which is part of her portfolio that can be found here: http://navate.com/2wk6im1sartc92iwza7il07bxq2mk5

Is this what you were looking for? @sakyubaso

[tiffanygladiator]

I’m in love.

[systlin]

This is fucking incredible

[cactus-potato]

…wow.

[commodorecliche]

haha um

[l-a-l-o-u]

here we are in the future

[ebookey-blog]

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

[gutsygumshoe-blog1]

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

[betsgay]

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

[dredsina]

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

[face-puncher]

Our school would actually recycle pizza (it was pizza by definition only. However, it tasted and looked like cardboard with watery spaghetti sauce and the cheese you’d scrape off of a man’s ball-sack who hadn’t showered since 1989). If you didn’t eat the “pizza” from yesterday, they’d put a layer of new cheese on it, bake it again, and serve it to you. One time, I swear they re-cheesed/baked a pizza for a straight week until someone actually ate it. They were never seen again… If that sounds like I’m telling you a horror story, that’s because I am.

[rose-for-dead-alice-deactivated]

We had supposed french fries; it was legit very raw and cold potato fried in stale breading. Most of teh meat wasn’t actually what they said it was and if you asked what was in something just in case cause of allergies or religious beliefs, they would actually fucking give you detention for hurting the lunch peoples feelings.

[feliciakainzofspades]

Supposedly, our school served ‘spaghetti’ which looked more like cooked up worms [not kidding, they did NOT look like fucking noodles bitches] and the sauce was more of this meaty…tomato juice concoction and the parmesian cheese? That’s a fucking joke, it was nothing but powder! No, not like the stuff you get at the stores I mean it was like one of those baby powder type of thing, that’s how bad the parmesian was! Needless to say people got heartburn, and thrown up because of it. They still serve it.

[fangirltothefullest]

ATTENTION PEOPLE: 

IF YOU FIND ANY EXPIRED/ROTTING FOOD IN YOUR SCHOOL YOU TAKE IT TO THE PRINCIPAL AND DEMAND THAT THE FOOD BE REPLACED FOR HEALTH CODE VIOLATIONS. IF THEY REFUSE TAKE THE EXPIRED FOOD TO THE SCHOOL DISTRICT AND THREATEN TO CALL THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT. 

My mother did this when I told her our school was serving expired milk- it hadn’t even turned yet, it was only a few days older than the expiration date and the school GOT IN TROUBLE with the school district. After that they NEVER served expired foods again because the health department came down HARD on their asses. As an establishment providing food, they are required BY LAW (In America at least) to uphold proper health code violations. The school and even the school district CAN be sued if their food is proven to be unhealthy to consume and they do nothing about it. 

So PLEASE don’t just throw it away. TAKE THE EVIDENCE WITH YOU.