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[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[thedepressionoftrees]

Fucking fantastic image

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[byjove]

just wanted a visual demonstration since I was talking about how much I love them

[bubobubosibericus]

Mules are like horses with the self destruct button removed

[wolfeyedwitch]

...do you mean the 'self preservation instinct' removed????

[byjove]

No, absolutely not. It’s the opposite. Mules will straight up refuse to do things if they don’t have the confidence that they can complete it. This is where the term “stubborn as a mule” comes from. A horse would attempt these feats and break its weak little ankles and roll over and kill its rider. Mules do this because they know they can. That’s also why mules and donkeys are used as mounts around the Grand Canyon, they’re both sure-footed and stubborn and will refuse to do things that put them and the rider in danger when a horse would listen to the call of the void and just do it. Donkeys are less domesticated than mules, less dependent on humans and more self-assured, this is why they can be harder to train but also why they have such great self-preservation skills. A mule inherits those traits from its father.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Donkeys are that one guy on the work site who skips over half the regulations because they’re bullshit but never ends up in the hospital because he has zero hesitation about telling The Boss to “Fuck Off and Come Back With The Right Equipment Before You Get Someone Killed” and then sit on his hands until the Right Equipment arrives.

[sasuke-offical]

why that one gorilla named Donkey?

[mutant-distraction]

[recklesslyinfatuated2]

There’s a damn good story here.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

It's the flip flop that's turned into an anklet that really makes it for me

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

SO a few years ago, long before Gandalf Big Naturals was even a thing, I saw this meme and it changed my brain chemistry. Since then I have googled it several times, but never been able to find a trace of it. Alas, it has come to this, and I have been forced to re-create it myself for your viewing pleasure.

[pinksweet]

[musicalhell]

SO SMOL SO LOUD

[kurtbrussels]

no webcomic will ever be as funny as this strip from oglaf

[jewishdragon]

i know its been added but the follow up is also hilarious

[phatfred]

I don’t know why, but this one is always my favorite!

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[susanontherocks]

What they said.

[codotafterdark]

What the hell.

[brainrotdotorg]

Pussy corrosive. Pussy explosive. I look at that pussy, it’s what I need a dose of. Pussy eroding. Pussy abrasive. I look at that pussy, it’s what I need a taste of. Pussy be stinging. Pussy be hurting. Pussy be sizzling when it’s supposed to be squirting. Pussy disintegrating. Pussy dissolving. Pussy turning heads, that shit is revolving.

[brainrotdotorg]

Pussy potent. Pussy persuasive. Pussy not local, that shit is invasive. Pussy feeble, pussy pathetic. This pussy ain't meta, this shit's diegetic. Pussy ambush, pussy boobytrap. Pussy equipped with a glock and a strap. Pussy not rude, this pussy's the meanest. This pussy's a pussy but it's also a penis

[brainrotdotorg]

Pussy flexible, pussy twistable, pussy compelling, that shit's irresistible. Pussy bewildering. Pussy perplexing. Pussy be cursing and pussy be hexing. Eye of newt and turkey gizzard, drink a potion from the pussy wizard. This pussy tells the truth, this pussy tells lies. Can you see through my pussy disguise?

[brainrotdotorg]

Pussy sopping. Pussy sweating. Pussy complicit, it’s aiding and abetting. Pussy disco. Pussy rave. Put that pussy on the radio waves. Pussy be zesty. Pussy be spiced. Serve up that pussy in a bowl with some rice. Pussy helter. Pussy skelter. I get more pussy than an animal shelter

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[mallpretzles]

Yes.

[wanderlust-in-my-soul]

Episode 8 BTS Kiss - for @djeterg19

[rythyme]

by making memes about goncharov as if it were real, i have, in my hubris, accidentally convinced people that kinnporsche is not real

[nyxelestia]

#in all fairness i still am not convinced kinnporsche is real #and i’ve watched it #kinnporsche #goncharov #on of these things is real #and it’s the one with the on-screen rimming

@majestictortoise why would leave this in the tags 😂

[rythyme]

@thecookiemonster77 ok you're right actually, the kinnporsche origin story is stranger than fiction and there's no way i can convince people it's all literally true in tumblr's current unreality climate

[chaos0pikachu]

Kinnporsche truly has it all:

wild ass backstory lore of creation

booty

dead hedgehogs bringing two damaged, abused people together for said on-screen rimming

tiddies

one char cosplaying as a combo of Taylor Swift and Hannah Montana to uncover a murder mystery 

gay sex against a window

a man getting shot in the head wearing boat shorts

gay sex in the pool

someone yelling “THIS WASN’T THE FUCKING PLAN” in english and you just had to be there to feel that power 

gay sex in the torture dungeon safe house

bad dads like so, so, so bad

family members hidden in attics in your mafia mansion who everyone thought was dead for like two decades

gay sex against a mirror 

what’d I miss?

[chaos0pikachu]

#they also behead a popular youtuber at one point#and there's a scene where one of them has a mermaid tail and seashell bra#oh! and there's a scene where a monk gives him a dildo to ward of ghosts but he ends up chucking it at his boyfriend's face by mistake#kinnporsche#i think at this point i just need to lean into the fact that kinnporsche sounds fake

New game, everyone just start listing shit and non-KP fans try and guess if it’s real or fake 

[moerusai]

bread deflowering

breeding kink

breasts (lots of breasts)

[rythyme]

in case anyone was trying to guess which of these things were true: they're all true. i am being completely 100% sincere. no one in this thread has lied to you. in fact, here are some more unhinged facts:

protagonist pisses into a bottle and immediately smashes it over a guy's head

blowjob in a helicopter

twink prisoner cuts all his prison shirts into the sluttiest muscle tanks you've ever seen

foot job in the middle of a mafia meeting

literal dick measuring contest in front of a dead man in the woods

"whoops! accidentally dropped my extra large condom for my magnum dong"

group watching (straight) porn

plot twist: antagonist is motivated solely by the prospect of gay marriage

dick punching mid-fistfight

dick groping mid-gunfight

also worth noting that the aforementioned gay sex against a mirror was in his cousin's bathroom right after kicking his cousin out of said bathroom

[rythyme]

A few people have been asking me about the Thai Goncharov remake so I figured I’d share some quick facts to get y’all started! Let me know if you have questions :) (Image descriptions included as alt text.)

Watch it today on iQiyi!

Bonus:

[magic-weirdo]

Boys with nail polish. you agree. reblog

[apaethy]

lestat saying 'come to coffin' instead of 'come to bed' is sending meee

[twoguysonebeartrap]

Louis dating the two most toxic vampires to ever walk planet earth……. im afraid to say “girl get out of there!” because god knows what other abominable man he’d find next. if he left Armand he’d probably ride the pole down to hell faster than lil nas to get with the actual devil