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resident of the land of the long white cloud

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[rt0no]

[hellothisisangle]

some other colors for you all to pick your poison

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[yuumei-art]

The belated continuation of the fanciful brooms collection. Instead of more flora brooms, I chose to explore fauna brooms~

I actually drew this months back but completely forgot about it ahaha

I still have dozens of broom ideas thanks to everyone's suggestions and I'll be working on those as inspiration strikes!

[ir-dr]

Day 3805 - 12 March 2026

Everything I do reminds me of you.

.//projectTiGER

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

[animatedamerican]

… I am unironically here for this

[oldfilmsflicker]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[kabesattic]

This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?

Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.

So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.

[ellengton]

an absolutely stunning interpretation

[ladytengen]

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

[feyosha]

Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange

[whetstonefires]

You know, I think we spend so much time on romantic interpretations of Lan Xichen and Jin Guangyao's deal, making much of the Wangxian parallels, that we've undervalued the equally juicy angle of Lan Wangji regarding Meng Yao, with some jealousy, as a replacement for himself.

Because let's be real, he and Jiang Cheng are actually very similar people in a lot of ways! That's a part of why they hate each other.

Jiang Cheng's insecurities are rawer and louder and he wears them closer to the skin, but if Lan Wangji was not fully aware that he is a Difficult person who isn't so much socially dysfunctional as socially not-functioning, and consequently extremely hard to like much as a peer, this would be a very different story.

And there's no one his personality has been more of a difficulty to than his brother.

And he knows Lan Xichen wishes he were different, wants him to make friends and talk to people and so on, and the fact that he wants it very much for lwj's own good doesn't wipe out the sting of someone you love and respect wishing openly and persistently that you were less like yourself.

[whetstonefires]

So in the aftermath of Sunshot, when Lan Xichen has pushed for and gotten the sworn brotherhood, and he's spending all this time with Jin Guangyao being addressed fondly as his older brother and growing closer and it's really helping him Cope With It All. This person who's charming and sociable and accepts help gracefully and provides affection when it's wanted and wants things that make sense and...it becomes a little hard not to think, oh, I see.

The little brother you always wanted. You went out and found him.

And it's one of those situations where, you wouldn't for the world deprive this person you care about of this comfort and happiness, but it hurts that you weren't good enough to be the one to provide it.

[heisoark]

‘ I’ll be there for when it rots you from the inside ‘

[forasecondtherewedwon]

Tumblr is such a magical place. The mature content filter is shielding me from photos of ballgowns, but you better believe I've seen the entire uncensored ass of those hockey guys every day this week.

[justnoodlefishthings]

"Coca-Cola made an AI ad!"

"McDonald's releases AI Christmas commercial!!"

Don't care didn't ask plus here's a beautifully animated ad for a French supermarket that was made by actual artists

[on-malevolent-shrines]

Our teeth and lungs are lined with the scum of it

[redstonedust]

as i slowly try to get over my arachnophobia i must confess i always thought it was silly when people told me "don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them!" like okay first of all i'm not even sure if thats true, most house spiders seem like they're kinda minding their own business while i am demonstrably freaking out. second of all if it IS true then it doesnt even change how scared i am. like great now we're both scared. i'm scared, the spiders scared, everythings fucked. lets just burn the house down hand in unlovable hand (and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand.)

[ohnogodpls]

Got some of my gsgw merch samples ehehee

[moniquill]

[traycakes]

It's not just to have a "do over" that doesn't involve the original cast, it's to cut them out of the royalties. Literally the entire point is to make sure all the money made by Harry Potter goes to transphobes or people willing to work with transphobes.

If you watch it, you are supporting bigotry, hate, and oppression. That's just objective reality. All for a story that you probably have already seen in movie and book form.

[apocalypse-angel]

#the last point is especially true since the old cast receives royalties for anything with their likeness on it#meaning the original trio still gets money for every mug with their 14 year old faces on it#if they stop making those and replace them with the new cast which they will the old cast gets cut off completely#which is again exactly what rowling wants because she cannot stand those 'ungrateful brats' as she would likely put it#and as she has last say in anything that gets made in harry potter paraphernalia this might also explain the decrease in faces on products

via @discipleofkleio

I hate Rowling so much.

[amuseoffyre]

Likewise, the new all-star audio books featuring people like Keira Knightley, Riz Ahmed, Michelle Gomez, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and more, only seem to have happened because Stephen Fry - who did all the original audio books - said he thought she radicalised and "was a lost cause" (x)