Coolest Cat

Amelia | 29 | sad girl | she/they

[blazeofbones]

Happy Pride Month to my bisexual King Aka Leonard Mccoy

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[wilwheaton]

[captainjonnitkessler]

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

[holespoles]

Haruka Kawakami

かわかみはるか

[coachfortner1]

[valtsv]

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

[theelusiveemily-deactivated2024]

are you hoes on lol mode yet ?

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[windmills123]

i was born in the downloads folder all alone with only a readme file to my name

[ozempicofficial]

[nyhti]

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[maidslime]

[ibenology]

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

[fourohfourlifenotfound]

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[ruhrohrexia]

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder