immy’s library

mathematics phd student, perpetual sleeper and coffee addict. he/they.

[amimmy]

In a room of academics, the mathematician would appear without doubt the most simple-minded. When you ask them how hard the things they know are, they will tell you it’s all trivial stuff.

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[apolladay]

Sexiest math operation?

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Voting ended onMar 2

[rogueinkglitch]

[apolladay]

It does now! Most sexist math operation?

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Voting ended onMar 7

[emo-space-wizard]

Everyone that thinks multiplication is sexy has no idea what it means to appreciate a number. To understand it. There's nothing sexy about multiplication. It's adding numbers on top of itself. You aren't seeing anything new. You like it because it's easy. It's straightforward. More, bigger, better. Crass. Pornographers, the lot of you.

Division is refined. Peeling a number apart. Exposing what's inside. How many ways can you break it down and put it back together? You multipliers will never love a number like a division appreciator. You'll never know what it is to strip something down to its most basic elements, to make it reveal itself to you. To learn what it's made of.

Can't you see the vision? The slow revelation, layer after layer, factor after factor, until all you have left are the pieces? The primes? Eroticism unachievable if your only concern is slapping a number on top of itself over and over again. Revolting. It makes me sick.

[emo-space-wizard]

wrong blog :/

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[pukicho]

My followers: Doctors, Scientists, brightest minds on the web, engineers, artists

Your followers: The feral hound, The feral osprey, The feral bear

[feldfrog]

It’s just a joke dude. It’s just a form of speech. Speech doesn’t communicate ideas

[real-language-facts]

a pickpockrt picks uour pockets, a sellsword sells their sworb, a peacock peas out of his cock. quite simple

[charl0ttan]

play terrible games win unspeakable prizes

[skluug]

play solved games win known prizes

[machine-unlearning]

play non-deterministic games win randomly selected prizes

[jintsi]

play topological games win determined prizes

[corollarytower]

Play tautological games and win prizes that are prizes.

[tomassci]

Play logic games ⇐ win prizes

[call-me-thaumiel]

Pros of wearing a cloak all the time:

Looks cool

Nobody can steal your phone from your back pocket

Billows epically when you walk into the subway and there's a train there

Billows epically when there's wind

You look like a wizard

You feel like a wizard

I once had a pair of little kids come up to me and ask if I was a wizard

Doubles as a blanket if you get eepy

Put up the hood to look mysterious

Hood fits over headphones

Hood fits over big hoop earrings (I don't have these but it's still a bonus)

Perfect if your sleeves are too puffy to fit into your coat

Great for people who have sensory issues with sleeves

Great conversation starter

Great weekend project (if you sew it yourself, which is probably cheaper)

Really warm in the winter (if you use wool fabric)

Keeps the sun off in the summer (if you use a lighter fabric)

SO MUCH FREE SPACE FOR EMBROIDERY

There is a good chance it will boost your self-confidence

Pretty sure it'll do the same with your self-esteem

(Nothing in this life is certain, and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something)

(I think that's how the quote went)

Fuzzy

Cons of wearing a cloak all the time:

none

I have been informed that Edna would be upset

How to be able to wear a cloak all the time:

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[blackpyrefly]

its fucking dember.

[blackpyrefly]

its fucking dember.

[blackpyrefly]

its fucking dember.

[blackpyrefly]

its fucking dember.

[blackpyrefly]

its fucking dember.

[blackpyrefly]

its fucking dember.

[goomyloid]

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