fire breather

[gvardiol]

How Livakovic looks after 48720 crazy saves:

how i look watching him:

[filmsdkye]

every-time i rewatch the hannibal pilot im reminded of how much of an asshole will graham is and how it’s so funny that hannibal eat-the-rude lector did not immediately soufflé his ass. instead he developed a crush and had no choice but to wage psychological warfare on him.

[raptorcivilization]

Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay

[raptorcivilization]

Male/male 1 is when the larger male gator topped, male/male 2 is when the smaller male topped

[werewolf-girlfriend]

[tiredandjaded]

average ao3 "sort by categories" result

[dragon-in-a-fez]

did they get a lot more alligators in 1982 or did the alligators just get sluttier

[kristina100000]

How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before

ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated

[yellow-cat]

remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

[tpwrtrmnky]

Putting "Ghibli-inspired" on a high shelf until the people talking about it as if it means "generic coziness and nothing else" have watched more Ghibli movies

[punkitt-is-here]

[skulandcrossbones]

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

[ageae]

[lolainfurs]

cr: Joel Sartore, 2012

"On a lodge terrace in Queen Elizabeth National Park, a photographer's butter and roll prove irresistible to the local lunchtime crowd. East Africa is home to many species of weaverbirds, known for their skill in building nests."

for National Geographic's Visions of Earth

source // source

[irredeemablemonster]

it would kill half of this site to understand that kids start jerking off and looking at porn the moment they hit puberty and get any kind of sex drive.

w-what do you mean kids arent sexless and pure beings??? i-i thought sexual thoughts only appear when you're 18.... or, no, 21......

[irredeemablemonster]

i saw smth along the lines of "minors shouldn't see porn, their brains are developing!!!"

this argument only makes sense if you

1. dont understand how any of human biology works

2. think of porn, depiction of the sexual act, as containing the primordial fucking sin, something that corrupts the minds of anyone looking at it

deeply fascist shit

[magicalgirlbait]

i need people to understand the fact that the stigma surrounding being a child looking at porn was the very first step into terrifying me into being unable to speak about the sexual violence i endured, which in turn allowed for it to continue happening.

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[kiddieplushie]

”official graveyard post” so i want to remind y’all this was posted like a month and half ago, i was magicalgirlbait. ive had 8 blogs since then. tumblr really really doesn’t like it when victims talk about their experiences

[definitely-not-a-plant]

they really dont like it

[sighinastorm]

At this point, I'm thinking we need to find new ways to responsibly talk to adults about sex.

[changeling-droneco]

Okay big misconception thats common i just want to quickly clear up. Asexual kids are 100% masturbating as well, libido is not linked to sexuality at all. You can be very asexual but also have strong libido, and alot of even the asexuals that dont have much libido probably still masturbate from to time because it still feels good or at least interesting. I had basically no libido when i discovered asexuality as a young teen but i still experimented with things out of curiosity and wanting to know what the fuss was about. I maybe did it less then others my age but i was still doing things. Will there be some asexual kids who never touch themselves or at least with any frequency? Yes, but thats less about sexuality and more about general libido.

[apatheticobliviousbookworm]

Additional correction: masturbation is normal behavior in young children that can and often does begin during the infancy-toddler stage. Before puberty it shouldn’t be (meaning if it is, there’s cause for concern) related to anything sexual beyond involving genitals and it feeling good. Here’s a good article on the topic that explains why it’s normal and when there’s cause for concern (ie may be an indicator of abuse or stress) written to advise freaked out parents.

Young children and masturbation: should you worry?

Many parents are alarmed to find their young child engaged in genital stimulation. However, in young children, genital stimulation is not as

“Most children—both boys and girls—play with their external sex organs or “private parts” fairly regularly by the age of five to six years old.

By age 15, almost 100% of boys and 25% of girls have masturbated to the point of orgasm.

It’s important to remember, though, that children don’t generally associate the activity with sexuality or adult relationships until closer to puberty.

Genital play is often used simply as a form of self-comfort.”

[queeranarchism]

Important about 'until closer to puberty' is also that puberty generally starts between age 8 and age 13, and that's not counting the outliers. So a child that starts getting horny and masturbating to sexual content at age 8 can be on a totally normal developmental trajectory.

[velteris]

yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

[dumbpuppyfag]

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

[naamahdarling]

[waltzingbi]

cruel and unusual that in order to do something you have to begin

[waltzingbi]

was anyone going to tell me that after beginning you then have to continue as well

[casivarn]

who the fuck even uses "pretty boy" as an insult any more I thought we all came to the agreement that all it does is make you sound like you want to stick your tongue down the other guy's throat

[florallychaotic]

Truly one of the oddest feelings is reading a fic that is so out of character but the writing and plot is so compelling. Like yeah I came here for the characters but yeah you know what I will read your original novel with the serial numbers plastered on

[scaribou]

My apologies to anyone who has casually asked me what my ideal superpower would be, because I cannot be normal about the answer.

[liarsblade]

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

[obbimation]

Good Tea 👌