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[catchymemes]

[morepopcornplease]

i would die for grinch.

[anxiousblarke]

And here I am, still mourning and binge watching Sense8

[the-morleys]

[andtheycallmethecockroach]

[thestovetops]

Reblog if a fanfic has ever made you cry

[anxiousblarke]

Saw this a while a go and I couldn’t help it ^_^

[cutelittleancientfury]

the fandoms in the most pain, produce the best fics

[hostagetakerandhistraitor]

The Hunnies Dread Crack: Putting The Hot Mess In Don’t Shoot The Messenger [together] Since 2148 (5/others)

[star-kovs]

THIS ^^^

[anxiousblarke]

I’ll just be over here crying about a Cloak and Dagger

[hostagetakerandhistraitor]

Reasons why I promise here and now to watch the entire spinoff series no matter what it is:

It will most likely get thrown out to snuggle in the dumpster with the rest of jroth’s proposed projects and I’ll never have to watch anything

If the luck of the mediocre white man strokes his life again and he gets a first season god knows a second one is as likely as to happen as me growing a third hand. So what’s 13 hours of my life you know?

I liked the ark sets and it’d be nice to see them be not all beat up and decayed

There is no plot hole feast quite like a spinoff. The awkward alinear plot mosaic they’ll have do will be a travesty and I love that

I know for a fact that at least 50% of the remaining fandom that makes it through season 7 will likely tune in for a pilot if for nothing else than to cry hearing the last names Blake, Griffin, Reyes, Green, McIntyre, etc. I am one of these people

I said I’ll watch it. Doesn’t mean I have to listen

[wankadi]

Bob Morley is losing over 20 percent in a Leading Man 2019!!!!!

If you love our guy, who has literally said BELLARKE RIGHTS

GO

VOTE

[wankadi]

Not kidding!

[wankadi]

DROPPED TO 19%!!

LETS GO!!!

[ohbellamy]

burying your face into your soulmate: a thrilling saga

[commandermadi]

GROWTH.

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[allmenarerapists]

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

[the-epitome-of-sophistication-d]

This shit is hilarious

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

@kaiiwooo

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

I can’t

[onlyblackgirl]

47 month old.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

[xoverlyxclusivex]

47 month old.

[crimeshetyped]

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

[mesaymeep]

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

[bird-mom]

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

[yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201]

47 month old

[nugret]

47 month old

[technicolortessi]

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

[anthony-carmelo-deactivated2017]

<b>47 month old<b/>

[validuskong-deactivated20170416]

47 month old.

[fishy]

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

[bbcwhereareyou]

I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?

Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.

[tsg2k15]

47 month old tho

[unfriendly-black-redhead]

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

[ladyfabulous]

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

[slytherenne]

[amusewithaview]

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

[aniseandspearmint]

for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.

I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina. 

Latrina.

(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)

[lightningparadox]

What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’

[natural--blues]

Kids I actually went to school with: Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina  Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.) Every last one of them was white n blonde.

[b-morevony]

Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.

[stebenooniberse]

4 7 M O N T H O L D

[lumberjackprincess]

I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese

[aquarius-heauxx]

Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh ……. I???……what the fuck 😂😂😂

[hey-its-scar]

[books-and-cookies]

47 month old

[gay-zelda-deactivated20201208]

Congrats to you for getting throught this post

[huffylemon]

Now I’m so fucking glad I’m named megan

[queseraawesome]

This is why at the library I would make EVERYONE spell their name for me. Some white lady over 35: You want me to spell Linda Smith

Me: Lady, you don’t know my life. I have looked into the abyss.

[alienscorpion]

Look, I like unique names, but not THAT unique

[shannaraisles]

You know, I thought growing up as a Niamh in England was bad. I now know that I was blessed, BLESSED, to be given a name that 1) I grew into and now love, and 2) wasn’t just pulled off the nearest road sign and fed through a Scrabble converter.

[dread-wolf-walking]

White Australian Bogans be like:

Jaden

Brayden

Hayden

Ayden

Grayden

Cheryl

Beryl

Mick

Bazza

Wazza

Ladasha

Trent

[gutter-adonis]

I know so many kids with fucking weird ass names

[ursanocte-deactivated20220822]

I’ve met a kid named Battle. Literally. His name was Battle.

[gutter-adonis]

Battle?????

[feraladoration]

And people have the nerve to mock transgender folks’ self-chosen names! I promise you, ours are a breath of sanity compared to this bs.

[dammitradar]

And I thought the weird high dudes named Skyler, Tyler and Kyler were weird

[blazeeblake]

You: Latrina?? How did that happen

Her: We changed it when I was little

You: You changed it to Latrina?

Her: Yeah!It used to be Shithouse.

You: It’s a good change…..it’s a good change.

[southbreak]

47 month old

[al3xfierro-deactivated20191212]

My grandma was an advice nurse, and one time she got a call from a mom who named her kids lemon jello, and lime jello

[catbxy]

……….cursed

[papayaaa-man]

my friend has two baby cousins, a girl and boy who have “hippy parents”. boy is named Talon. girl is named Valley-Ochre Grace. their last names make it better but i won’t add it.

[0day-archive]

what the fuck is happeniinnngggg??????

[alberteatsglass]

when you guys make jokes about newsie names remember this

[0day-archive]

^^^like. spot?? finch?? Elmer??? hotshot??? at least it aint fuckin LIME JELLO OR LATRINAAAAAA

[multifandomgaydisaster]

my bestfriend’s twins nephews are named Cappu and Ccino. yeah CAPPUCCINO

[autisticandwinning]

47 months

[acequinz]

Cappuccino….. Wow

[bloodybromance-deactivated20230]

I can’t this post is so cursed

[ectoecho-deactivated20200222]

I grew up knowing so many kids with some fucked up names, I knew a Tray (yes, like metal sheet tray), Reihley (Ray-lee, or maybe it was Ry-lee? even her mother didn’t seem to know), Achor (fucking acre), So Many Alex Variations, Including Me-

[defydamage]

I knew twin girls growing up with the last name Pigg. Their parents named them Ima and Ura.

Literally pronounced I’m a and Your a

I’m guessing they secretly hated their daughters.

[highpriestessofjogan]

Okay but guys…if Eric with a “c” is good and Erik with a “k” is evil….what the hell is Arik with an “A”?!

[intheteacup]

And I thought growing up as a Sheridan was bad

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every single addition to this post is like another punch in the face

[nanasketchdump]

Y'all make life so hard I swear

[talistheintrovert]

My step brother’s name is Blade. BLADE.

And my sister went to school with a girl who had two younger brothers who were twins. They were called Keanu and, uh, you guessed it, Reeves. Those poor kids.

[missing-my-griffin]

LOL for real though.. if I were Gabriel?? Bellamy would freak me out. Not in a good or bad way particularly, but just in general.

This dude reveals himself as one of the guards and straight up executes all of them, saving everyone’s life. Then barely speaks at all. Even during the love fest with Josie/Gabriel, he doesn’t scream at Gabe, he’s just this silent storm, focused on the girl on the table.

And then hard cut to him a puddle of tears, a crying screaming mess, angry and devoted and in so much pain???

I’d be like dude.. who is this guy?? This scary looking calculating and cold warrior who turned into some kind of greek type god of anguish in a nano second. I’m fucking SERIOUS he was all in control and then suddenly it dawned on him that Clarke might die and he snapped. goood this episode killed me

[galaxyblake]

I can’t believe Bellamy both kissed and sucker punched Clarke back to life