I Am Full Of Feelings All The Dang Time

Howdy! I don’t know how to format this. Call me Rosey or Davanin! she/her, 28. Enthusiast of far too many things <3

[gentlebliss]

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[the-only-unicorn-cheese]

i fear i may never be normal again

(uncolored version of meme under the cut)

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Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Voting ended onAug 13

[materassassino]

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

[midnakoopa]

these are my cats i STILL don't have a problem

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that was tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[aurosoulart]

[hellenhighwater]

What do their meows sound like?

Like this!

[hellenhighwater]

Please note that Mayhem grew up around Malice and Vice, and will occasionally meow exactly like them, to the point I don't believe it's her.

[tangobunny]

A good tip to remember!

[criiitter]

spamton is his kakashi bookmark

insp below the break

[wizardarchetypes]

I saw this and thought, “no way this a reference to the Kakashi bookmark. There’s no way.” Cannot tell you how floored I was to read the caption. I cannot believe this inexplicable experience of my childhood with @sagaspell will now be immortalized by this fanwork. Thank you.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

[gomezaddamsofficial]

Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail

[captainhaterade]

Found this on instagram and now I’m gonna be singing it all day:

(@thepacificpals on insta)

[wizardarchetypes]

i exfoliated so crazy style today that if anyone tries to catch me i'll be like a sea cucumber btw

[wizardarchetypes]

reading ppl's responses to this i'm realizing that while many people know sea cucumbers can expel internal organs to evade predators (not what i meant), far fewer people on this site anyway have had to pick up and move sea cucumbers around. fair. they're slippery was my point.

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[strayknight]

i think cars should be alive like animals and they should choose their companion instead of the other way around. and it should be a matter of mutual respect and trust as you will trust that the big heavy metal beast will not kill you and the car trusts that you will guide it safely. it should be like how to train your dragon or something. i think this will solve the issue of careless SUV drivers.

[strayknight]

"oh what if i get choosen by a stupid ugly car when i wanted something cool" there are hundreds of childrens coming of age movies about being assigned a role or a something and the protagonist hating it until they go on an adventure and learn to appreciate that which they have. it happened to tinkerbell and its going to happen to you when you go on your epic emotional adventure with your fiat multipla.

[strayknight]

on the eve of gaining your licence your car will find you. we dont know how they can sense this but they do. it doesnt matter if you get your licence at 17 or 57 your carpanion (car companion) will find you and you must accept them as you are now intrinsically connected to one another and gain a full in-depth understanding of the vehicle. the car will sometimes reflect your own traits. sometimes it will contrast them. but either way you work together as one. its like the average horse girl fantasy but translated to horsepower.

[spitefulmercy]

What if your carpanion is like a twongi but you're american, how would your twongi find you

[strayknight]

well you see a twongi is capable of many things as they are known for operating under toon logic where they can do anything as long as its funny. so if you live in a state near a coastline the twimgi will appear outside your door covered in water and seaweed and a starfish and if you live inland a large crate with "ORIGIN: FRANCE" stamped on it will be sitting outside and after you open it a comically large amount of baguettes will spill out and once you you processed the situation you will turn around to see that the twingo is just standing there watching you with this expression

[strayknight]

the cybertruck occupies a similar role to the oarfish in japanese folklore as they tend to appear, sick and dying, in numbers before a catastrophe. it also loves to lock you inside while it catches fire and kills you both. many such cases.

[ozempicofficial]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Voting ended onJul 30

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[akeussel]