Ashe-Does-World

Hi! I'm Ashe, I do things, they/them/their pronouns, furparent of Lucifer (Lucy), human baby on the way (estimated arrival is sometime in October)

[davidsvlogs]

when people react to things it doesn’t mean they’re triggered. our lives are a series of reactions not a series of triggers

just gonna leave this here

[space-jaams]

REBLOG IF YOU THINK FANFIC IS JUST AS IMPORTANT IN A FANDOM AS FANART

[askmischiefmanaged]

Dumbledore: HARRY POTTER, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?!

Harry:

Harry:

Harry:

Harry: …Bitch, I might have

[leave-her-a-tome]

“Your protagonist is such a self insert—”

Bold of you to assume that every single oc I’ve ever made is not, in fact, a facet of my own identity

[strickenwithclairvoyance-moved]

[bnha-incorrect]

aizawa, looking at class 1-A training: i expect nothing and i'm still let down

[odditymall]

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

This some of that James Bond shit.

[justsomefuckingguy]

Swiss Army Hairclip

[grandenchanterfiona]

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

[fallen-angel-nightshade]

FINALLY!!!

[naamahdarling]

Lightly hot glue a flower to it and you could make it cute and frilly without sacrificing functionality. Low temp hot glue pops right off.

[fearlessjones]

this is some Kingsman shit right here

[mageofcolors]

@mysterysolver

[literalbirdperson]

Fun story: I have one of these, and wore it every day while working as a vet assistant at a pet clinic. One day a kitten comes in with a cord knotted around her neck, and everyone’s trying to get it unknotted before she heads in for her spay.

I just whip off the hair clip, grab the cord, and slice through it in one go. Everyone stood there, surprised, and stared at the cord in my hand that I just sawed through with a hair clip. 

This would be AMAZING if you got kidnapped, or, in this case, a pet gets tangled in something. It’s very light and flexible, but the insides of the teeth are sharp enough to get the job done.

[aerois]

Y’all are close, but not quite there. This isn’t James Bond, this isn’t Kingsman; this is some Totally Spies shit we’re looking at, and it’s glorious

[wolfoflightandearth]

@aerois yo I love totally spies, that shit was the bomb. And you’re right this is totally something they would have

[bouquetoftwelve]

Hairclips that function like this terrified me as a child! Now I feel validated in that!

[ashe-does-world]

I’m just being emotional I guess...

So I’m pregnant, I’m guessing I’m just over a month along and I’ll find out when I go to a obgyn how far I am actually and my due date and everything.

And I’m extremely happy about that, my husband and our families are extremely happy about it, and I’m pretty sure our fur baby Lucifer is excited since she’s been more clingy then usual since I got pregnant.

But the thing is...

I keep thinking about people who I want to be able to see my baby and can’t..

People who have already passed and people who I thought would always be there but turned out to be toxic as fuck and ended up cut out of my life.

I thought my grandma on my moms side would be there, but she died in like 2015.

I thought my dog, demon, would still be around but he died 7 days into 2017

I thought one of my best friends would have been around and understand why I made my sister and another friend that’s actually been there for me for the past two years the godmothers instead of her; she hasn’t really been around for over two years like not even to say hi unless I message first and even then the conversation is mainly about her or the guy she’s into, and the one time we did hang out last year for the first time in years she made it all about this guy that happened to be at the same bar we were and it was just a train wreck, I felt super awkward being there and it wasn’t enjoyable at all. Plus my sister lost her baby last year and the other friend seems to care a lot more and checks up on me and talks to me about a lot of things and helps me when I’m going through shit. So I thought that would be obvious and alright for me to do but in her eyes now I betrayed her apparently and she made a fb post about it instead of coming and talking to me. I would have still loved her to be in my baby’s life, hell still in mine even, but not after that when she could have just come talk to me like the adults we are. I refuse to go to her about it because I’m tired of being the one making all the effort in the friendship. And I get to be selfish now for once in my life and I get to focus on me and the baby. Because I’ve always put people like that before me because I cared and because the friendship was important to me, but now I get to be important for once.

Bottom line is I keep thinking of people I wanted to be there but for obvious reasons will not be able to be there..

Then to distract myself I keep thinking about what it’ll be like when the baby comes. I keep wondering if it’ll be a boy or girl physically and who it’ll grow up to be. Will it come to me one day and tell me it’s non-binary like me? Will it have its dads dimple or a set of dimples? Will it’s eyes change color like mine do? Will it be smarter in school then I ever was?

I don’t know yet.

But what I do know is that regardless of who can and can’t be there, this baby is loved.

This baby is BEYOND loved.

I’ve wanted this for so long and ever since I found out my heart has been full of nothing but love. And heartburn. But mainly love. And my husband loves it just as much, he’s so ready to be a dad and I’m so ready to see him hold our baby.

But yeah.. that was my rant.

[ankle-beez]

PUT HIM BACK IN THE LAMP PUT HIM BACK IN THE FUCKING LAMP

[incorrectbnhaquotes]

Kaminari: Baby gates are the real life version of areas being blocked off due to your characters experience levels.

Kirishima: You do realize that, if that’s the case, babies are hackers. All of them

[tami-taylors-hair]

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

[dragginage]

This happened to me, too. A woman had used WIC for the majority of her stuff (which I say from personal experience is such a long and embarrassing process) and to buy the remainder of her groceries, which included diapers and wipes, she used a card, and it got declined. I bought the other $30 of her groceries because hey, I’ve been there, and now I’m not. She was extremely emotional and began to cry and even hugged me. My mom called me on the drive home and could tell I had been crying myself, asked what was wrong, and when I told her what happened, she berated me for being “duped.” I couldn’t believe she could be so disappointed in one of her children for doing something- nice? Is that the hill you want to die on? Getting mad about people needing groceries?

[systlin]

I once paid for a woman’s bill at the vet…it wasn’t a big one, but she was trying to pay for some medication for her dog, and her card was declined. And her lip started trembling, and she says “I don’t get paid until Tuesday, would he be ok until then?” 

So I just told them to add the $20 something onto my bill, and I thought she was going to break down crying right there.

And I don’t care if it was a scam or not. Just do nice things for people sometimes. 

[flurrin]

Do good recklessly.

[solarpunk-gnome]

I think “Do good recklessly” would be fantastic word art to hang on one’s wall. Artistic people, go!

[7faerielights]

So this has happened to me but from the other side. Several years ago when my oldest was around three or so, I had my debit card decline at Walmart. It wasn’t a scam or a mistake, I was genuinely broke. Out of money. I checked my bank and discovered I had something like 7 dollars left to my name and a hungry kid and nothing to eat at home. So I sat there trying to come up with the best way to stretch that tiny amount of money to feed my kid. Not even to feed me. I can live on popcorn or something if I have to but my kid was three and he had to eat. So there I am trying really hard not to cry while I slowly take things out of my basket to get it down to under 7 bucks, when a lady tapped me on the shoulder. I looked up and she smiled at me and started putting the things back in my cart. I opened my mouth to tell her that I didn’t have the money for them but she stopped me right away and said “Don’t worry about it. It’s gonna be fine.” Then she handed the cashier her credit card and said “Ring up all of it.” My kid got to eat because of her. I got to eat because of her. I had laundry soap and deodorant because of her. She could’ve just ignored me silently struggling in that line. She could’ve decided I was a scam and gone home feeling good about avoiding being duped. But instead she chose to help me and she saved us. So maybe the person struggling in front of you is trying to put one over on you or maybe they are just sad and broke and trying to figure out what to do. You get to decide which you want to believe and what you want to do. But I’ll tell y’all, no one has ever been more beautiful to me than that lady in that line who saved me and my baby. Be like her. Be beautiful.

[29-pieces]

Do good recklessly

[lightningchaserarts]

DO BETTER. BE BETTER. STRIVE TO BE BETTER.

DO GOOD RECKLESSLY

[averagemarvelbitch]

One time, my dad and I were living the grocery store and there was a guy outside asking for money to buy some stuff to take home for his kids. It was around Christmas time. My dad asked him if he could give him groceries instead of money, and the guy immediately said yes, so my dad gave him one of everything we bought (meat, rice, some chocolates, milk, oil). At that time, my dad hadn’t gotten his paycheck because the company he worked for was going through a tough time, but he didn’t care, he saw an opportunity to help someone and he did.

Another time, my dad gave 50 bucks to a guy who said he needed to buy medicine for his kids. I told my dad he was probably going to spend the money on alcohol or something, but my dad said that “whether he was lying or not says something about HIS character, but hearing someone in need and choosing not to help when I have the means to says something about mine”.

I never forget that.

[lesbian-bookworm]

Can we make Do good recklessly The slogan on 2019

[strawberrydotdwg]

Do good recklessly is the moral i try to embody

[lavender-lunar-witch]

Few years ago i was on this train and the ticket inpector came up and this guy right next to me didn’t have the train ticket. The inspector was so f rude and started screaming about how he was gonna get a fine and that he needed to see an ID or he was calling the police; the guy barely spoke the language and i was afraid that he may not have any document at all yaknow. So i offered to pay his ticket and the inspector started rambling about how he was bothering me and i right away gave him the money. It was only like 6€ but you guys i felt like i really helped the guy staying away from trubles.

[ristay]

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos (I normally post to Imgur and have loads of room) . Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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WOW I CANT BELIEVE HOW MANY PEOPLE LOVE THIS- thank you so much. Since a few questions have been brought up about seeing my comic elsewhere- I’m happy and grateful to finally have a platform to address it.

Andrews Window Shit was first made in September of 2014. I posted it to my Imgur/DeviantArt and it has since traveled the world. It has also been stolen more times than I can count. I never thought anyone would steal someone else’s embarrassing childhood memory, but I guess that’s the world we live in.

I have seen it on 4chan a few dozen times, Imgur (which is hilarious as that’s my original posting place and I never understood their theft when I litterally was a constant member there), 9gag, funnyjunk and so on. Sadly these weren’t people reposting my work- these were people actually claiming it was theirs.

The nice thing about my childhood is it was pretty fucking unique. Because of this, and thanks to helpful people out there, it’s been relatively easy to track my stories through the web. This doesn’t always mean I get them taken down or credit given. More often than not I don’t. When I first posted these, “ristay” was not wellknown- I was a nobody but had created (apparently) some catchy stuff pretty quick. I found out pretty soon how easy it was for others to take my work- so easy because no one really knew me.

The one nice thing about the Internet is everything has a date. Whenever someone pushes me about “Ive seen this before at _____ it’s not yours” I merely ask “what was the date posted” and give them my old ass comic.

This is one of the first times (besides its first appearance on Reddit in 2014) where my comic is trending again and it’s actually under my name- I’m actually getting the credit this time.

I am so thankful for you all for sharing this. Not just because it feels good to have such support but also to finally have my own work in the light again but under its rightful author.

Thank you all a million times.

[sixpenceee]

A sign in thailand.

[prewars]

honestly, why does jkr think harry “ptsd” potter is gonna immediately settle down in to a long term relationship with someone he’s known since he was 12 and it’s all going to work out perfectly fine and he’s not going to be restless and unhappy and irritable which are all traits we have seen of him. let ginny realize she’s into luna lovegood and let harry have several years of living in a cottage in the woods away from everything so he can find peace again and then let harry become, ding ding ding, a professor at hogwarts because he’s better at teaching than anything else and him wanting to be an auror at fifteen is like wanting to be a firefighter as a kid

[imprincesspotato]

Imagine fighting at the battle of hogwarts and you turn to your left and see a muggleborn duelling a death eater, then the death eater disarms the muggleborn but then they pull out a gun and the death eaters starts laughing because “hahaha muggle technology could never kill me how cute” but then the muggleborn shoots them then BYE BYE DEATH EATER and the muggleborn starts running around hogwarts shooting all the death eaters

[perhapsarat]

[lastsonlost]

I want this movie!!!

[shadows-ember]

I always said the rifle was faster than the wand with a greater range.

[themodernmaccabee]

I swear to god the knowledge of guns existing was my biggest obstacle in enjoying a Harry Potter film

[shadows-ember]

Right?  The amount of waiving around a wand and it’s still line of sight.  A wizard is still vulnerable to bullets, explosions, traps, gas, spikes…… These wizards, if they got uppity and invaded the human world, would be expecting middle ages earth and would just get rolled by a platoon of the 101st.

[the-ginger-magician]

Because I’ve noticed that some of you need some extra good vibes lately:

[jencala]

This is the cutest thing ever and could totally use it today!  Love it and you, my friend! 

[dontthinkonithermione]

WHAT THE FUCK ROB— YOU HIT ME WITH YOUR CUTENESS I WASNT READY

[hajnarus]

In chibi style I cant draw Joseph thiccccccc ;-;

[tobermoriansass]

alright so i know we are all into punk sirius who is hot on slumming it in his teens, showing just how connected to the working classes and the great unwashed he is by living in a tiny poky flat in London, BUT I submit, for your delectation:

everyone lives au in which sirius decides to reverse stick it to his fam by joining forces with andromeda to become the hot new socialites in magical britain, hosting charity balls for postwar rehabilitation and like, vampire & werewolf charity fundraisers - lavish affairs in which the rich and the beautiful are subtly pressured into outbidding each other into donating more and more absurd amounts of money or else risk being socially ostracized FOREVER because they won’t receive one of those EXCLUSIVE invitations to number 12 Grimmauld Place & this INFURIATES narcissa who CLEARLY is the HEIR to the social lives of the black family and will not be USURPED by her black sheep of a sister and the family’s wild canon and dissolute disowned heir, her cousin lbr she probably bitches about this to Bellatrix’s portrait ad infinitum and Bella’s just like why don’t I have my WAND why can’t I cast spells and make her SHUT UP she and Draco grow very close in those months with Narcissa’s wailing incessantly about how NO ONE will attend any of the Malfoy’s social events and also FANCY!!!! ANDROMEDA HAVING THE AUDACITY TO DISINVITE ME FROM MY OWN ANCESTRAL HOME!!! AN INSULT NOT TO BE BORNE!!!! 

anyway, Sirius obviously throws each and every single piece of furniture in Grimmauld Place out and strips it down, knocks down a couple of walls and adds in some elegant french windows and with Fleur’s help redesigns the place entirely because for god’s sake, victorian gothic is SO last century and besides, if we’re really doing pureblood decadence the only way to go is French Rococo lbr and everything is now MIRRORS and GILT and frankly ridiculous furniture that is IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT ON but everyone adores even when they’ve been standing in six inch heels for three hours running. Walburga Black obviously has kittens over this redecoration and this meticulous stripping away of their HISTORY (we can trace our family all the way to the Norman conquest! Your great great great great great great great great great great grandfather fought alongside King William at Hastings (unlike the Malfoys who only LIE about their involvement, just so we’re clear) she shouts until Sirius reveals his party trick aka the elaborately brocaded silk curtains he’s installed to be pulled over his mother’s painting so she becomes yet another one of the #quirks of Grimmauld Place, an entertainment set piece and nothing more). 

Meanwhile in the library Sirius probably donates half the books to Hogwarts and then redoes the entire place in homage to the Brighton Pavillion (You see I’m not entirely unpatriotic, he tells the portrait of his fuming father) and then installs CARD TABLES at which the rich and the famous can do things like LOSE ENTIRE FORTUNES and also the family diamonds - all in the name of charity. 

Also, most importantly is the draw Sirius exerts on the entire wizarding world because he obviously cultivates an eccentric and bohemian persona and insists on receiving guests for one hour only from a chaise longue in one of the parlours where he reclines in these hideous brocaded silk dressing gowns, with bottles of sal vol and assorted smelling salts around him and he only ever extends a single well-manicured hand to everyone: twelve years in Azkaban, he says faintly to everyone who visits, but the healer says I should recover my nerves soon (no one knows when ‘’’’’’’’’soon’’’’’’’’’ is, but this goes on for at least ten years after the war.)

And obviously each and every single one of his relatives stuck in their portraits are clawing their eyes out or shrieking in horror about WE HAVE BEEN REDUCED!!!! REDUCED TO BEING NO MORE THAN THE LAUGHING STOCK OF BRITAIN!!! except possibly Regs who is amused at just how terribly transparent & crude his brother is at the art of provocateuring.

[two-bitoutlaw]

#so what you’re saying is sirius black as the next oscar wilde (tags via rooonil-waazlib)

[jono74656]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

#so what you’re saying is sirius black as the next oscar wilde (tags via rooonil-waazlib)