Ask Celestine Soraka

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[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[backk-to-black]

@sean-codyvevo

[ultrafacts]

(Fact Source) for more facts, follow Ultrafacts 

[geistygeist]

[yabbadabbadotty]

reblogging for the art

[aworldofdarkmadness-deactivated]

Well that.is awesome.

[ask-celestine-soraka]

Death ain't got shit on Teddy R.

[odinsblog]

Okay, that was pretty tight

[dopejitsu-deactivated20250420]

This tight AF

[ask-celestine-soraka]

Bad ass.

[radical-eve]

[riven-by-a-blade]

Cyberpunk dystopia here we are

[ask-celestine-soraka]

Where are my ability enhancing cybernetic limbs?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ask-celestine-soraka]

[Insert awesome title here]

tauntedoctopuses: “ midnight-spectrum-again: “ hopefortheflowersss: “ mizukiinozomii: “ spsyched: “ ladyofthegeneral: “ bonnieblue85: “ keep

Very Important

[meowpurrnom]

Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu! Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color) Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup

[kingjaffejoffer]

[superpoorlifechoices]

Pornhub commenters generally have a reputation of being more civil to each other than youtubers. Maybe people who argue online just need to bust a nut?

[justjavis]

^^^

[immoren]

Not all heroes wear pants. 

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[ask-celestine-soraka]

Eh. Why not. I could use a win.

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[cocoanobutter]

Scheduled this from last year !!

[ask-celestine-soraka]

Hah I missed this.

[natalia-james-deactivated201807]

[jehovahhthickness]

We always turn water into wine

[ask-celestine-soraka]

Y'know, if it was originally a black character and we put a white guy in it, y'all would be screaming black lives matter.

[artiebucco-deactivated20210614]

spock roasting tf outta mccoy

[hauntaur]

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

[askarastuff]

Happy Halloween! I don’t usually get to go all-out for Halloween. But this year, largely thanks to my Patreon suppoters,  I was able to work in a bunch of fun doodles and make it as part of the Ask ARA blog! I took suggestions, switched some around, read comments, etc. from all over my galleries, friends and IMs. I’m really happy with all of these, and hope you guys like em!

Patreon folks will get em in their slightly-bigger sizes, but I may upload them solo each later too.

[xekstrin]

I love goopy cookies. Do you like your cookies chewy/goopy or do you like them crunchy?

[ask-celestine-soraka]

What does "uncooked classify as? Raw? I'll go with that.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

[u-know-u-luv-me]

What the fuck!

[bioware-critical]

Have these people ever been outside

[greenekangaroo]

sometimes this post rolls back around and I make sure to reblog it to remind y’all that thinking that tumblr users are even remotely socially-justice superior and could be something like understanding human beings is a fucking mistake. 

[ask-celestine-soraka]

How did that last one go from race biased adoption to Hitler being attractive?!?!

[relatablepicturesoflapis]

[ask-celestine-soraka]

Can...not...unsee...