Not Quite Witty

Old enough to have played Logical Journey of the Zoombinis when it came out…

[astraea89]

This may make me sound EXTREMELY old, but can the youth go back to stupid challenges like planking instead of dangerous ones? The “Benadryl Challenge” isn’t fun, it’s a speed run to end up an organ donor as a teenager. There are already several cases of teen deaths from participants.

Benadryl may be over the counter, but it is not harmless. At a high enough dose, it will depress the central nervous system which means you may stop breathing. Lack of oxygen to the brain will sometimes cause irreparable harm, or if not caught early enough, even brain death. There is no reversing brain death.

These challenges are not worth it.

[pointnclick]

i’ve watched this like 8 times in a row

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

[astraea89]

Scrolling passed an ad on Tumblr only for it to cover my screen with a pop up that I have to exit out of is rage inducing enough to make me throw my phone through a fucking wall..

[kaddyssammlung]

source for the 2nd gif set

[astraea89]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[xanaxfarts]

Rare white Aurora Borealis seen over Tromso, Norway

[astraea89]

Watching this with my husband as I gleefully enjoy him catching strays from the psychic damage Katie is dealing these very well known DMs. He had to pause EIGHT MINUTES IN because as an avid D&D player, he says this “is a travesty”. I’m essentially married to Brennan Lee Mulligan and I’m gonna make him watch the whole episode 😈

[themissingteasp69n]

[corruptedivy]

Yes praise Sleep!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[astraea89]

Trick question. It’s like a computer virus that’s already eaten through half your hard drive by the time you see the pop up…

[astraea89]

Lmfao! At least he seems to have a good sense of humor about it!

Also, it’s y’all

[the-big-mood]

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy

[astraea89]

I don’t really drink. I will, however, drink grape juice from a wineglass so I feel fancy. Y’know, like an adult.

[mal-studyblr]

hey quick PSA but “reading before bed to wind down” only works if you’re normal about books btw. if you aren’t you are going to end up awake at 2:52am after finishing the whole book just trust me on this one

[astraea89]

I feel like the real magic of Westeros would be figuring out how to put half the Targaryen line on mood stabilizers. Looking at you, Aerion…

[astraea89]

When I go completely unhinged in DMs with a friend and it gives them writing ideas

[unbearable-lightness-of-ink]

dear smut writers,

to lave means to wash/bathe/lap at, and it's in basically every sex scene ever

a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it, and it's also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes

so when you say things like this:

I am imagining things like this:

[astraea89]

Don’t kink shame me

[astraea89]

Today, I completely forgot that chia seeds are something people eat. My husband told me he went to the store looking for chia seeds and my mind conjured up an image of him slathering them on his head to turn himself into a chia pet (specifically the Bob Ross one). I was like “why would you do that?”

We were both very confused before I realized I’m an idiot.

[odinsblog]

[astraea89]

Weather curmudgeon